The U.K.'s Top Songs of All Time

[Wormwood]

This is why god has punished them with bad teeth and poor hygiene.


The full list compiled by music critics, musicians and celebrities appears in a special edition of Q out today


1 One U2
2 I Say A Little Prayer Aretha Franklin
3 Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
4 A Day In The Life The Beatles
5 In The Ghetto Elvis Presley
6 My Name Is Eminem
7 Creep Radiohead
8 Independent Women Part 1 Destiny's Child
9 Live Forever Oasis
10 River Deep, Mountain High Ike & Tina Turner
11 Blue Monday New Order
12 Rebel Without A Pause Public Enemy
13 Eye Know De La Soul
14 They Reminisce Over You Pete Rock & CL Smooth
15 Straight Outta Compton N.W.A.
16 Simon Says Pharoahe Monch
17 Stan Eminem
18 Protect Ya Neck Wu-Tang Clan
19 Nuthin' But A "G" Thang Dr Dre
20 South Bronx Boogie Down Productions
21 The Message Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
22 Last Nite The Strokes
23 Trouble Coldplay
24 Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division
25 Gimme Shelter The Rolling Stones
26 Heard It Through The Grapevine Marvin Gaye
27 Get Ur Freak On Missy Elliott
28 Strawberry Fields Forever The Beatles
29 God Save The Queen Sex Pistols
30 Good Vibrations The Beach Boys
31 Everybody Hurts R.E.M.
32 Sound And Vision David Bowie
33 Don't You Want Me Human League
34 Paradise City Guns N' Roses
35 Monkey Wrench Foo Fighters
36 Hey Boy, Hey Girl The Chemical Brothers
37 Unfinished Sympathy Massive Attack
38 Dancing Queen ABBA
39 Jealous Guy John Lennon
40 Son Of A Preacher Man Dusty Springfield
41 No Woman No Cry Bob Marley
42 It's Like That Run DMC with Jason Nevins
43 Stand By Me Ben E King
44 The Scientist Coldplay
45 Party Up (Up In Here) DMX
46 Hero Enrique Iglesias
47 Dog Sh*t Wu-Tang Clan
48 Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin
49 Paranoid Black Sabbath
50 Angel Of Death Slayer
51 Whole Lotta Rosie AC/DC
52 Eruption Van Halen
53 Love On The Rocks With No Ice The Darkness
54 The Number Of The Beast Iron Maiden
55 Enter Sandman Metallica
56 Faget Korn
57 Ace Of Spades Mot”rhead
58 Crazy In Love Beyonce
59 Lust For Life Iggy Pop
60 Hot in Herre Nelly
61 Hash Pipe Weezer
62 Ruff Ryders Anthem DMX
63 Billie Jean Michael Jackson
64 What's Going On Marvin Gaye
65 London Calling The Clash
66 Paranoid Android Radiohead
67 Wonderwall Oasis
68 (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
69 Little Fluffy Clouds The Orb
70 Like A Prayer Madonna
71 Make Me Smile (Come Up & See Me) Cockney Rebel
72 Walk On The Wild Side Lou Reed
73 Like A Rolling Stone Bob Dylan
74 Down In The Tube Station At Midnight The Jam
75 Stir It Up Bob Marley And The Wailers
76 Wanna Be Startin' Something Michael Jackson
77 This Charming Man The Smiths
78 I Am The Resurrection The Stone Roses
79 4 My People (Basement Jaxx Mix) Missy Elliott
80 Magnificent Romeo (Soulwax Remix) Basement Clash
81 Living In Danger (For The Big Clubs Mix) Ace Of Base
82 Remember (Mood II Swing remix) BT
83 Only Love Can Break Your Heart (Masters At Work Dub) Saint Etienne
84 Torn Natalie Imbruglia
85 Sure Take That
86 Club Tropicana Wham!
87 Holiday Madonna
88 Just A Little Liberty X
89 Spinning Around Kylie Minogue
90 Overload Sugababes
91 Oops! ... I Did It Again Britney Spears
92 Black Or White Michael Jackson
93 Say You'll Be There Spice Girls
94 Penny Lane The Beatles
95 God Only Knows The Beach Boys
96 In Da Club 50 Cent
97 You Send Me Sam Cooke
98 Can You Feel It The Jacksons
99 Let's Stay Together Al Green
100 Pretty Vacant Sex Pistols


<IMG SRC="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0903/dfaz11779/30988f07.jpg">

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education

[Tall_James]

8. Independent Women Part 1 Destiny's Child

65 London Calling The Clash


It is for this reason that England is the jizz-rag of the modern world. Destiny's Child ranked higher than the Clash.

What...no "Mambo #5" from these mooks? Its certainly a better song than say..."Hey Jude" you filthy English whores.


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">


This message was edited by Tall_James on 11-19-03 @ 9:01 AM

[A.J.]

5 In The Ghetto Elvis Presley

Jesus Christ, if you're gonna pick an Elvis tune -- and a later-period Elvis tune to boot -- AT LEAST pick "Suspicious Minds" or "Burnin' Love".

10 River Deep, Mountain High Ike & Tina Turner

I'm not surprised. That song tanked here but was HUGE in the UK.



<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">
A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

This message was edited by AJinDC on 11-19-03 @ 9:10 AM

[Arienette]

while i certainly wouldn't have made the same list myself, there are some good choices on here...

11 Blue Monday New Order
15 Straight Outta Compton N.W.A.
24 Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division
65 London Calling The Clash
66 Paranoid Android Radiohead
72 Walk On The Wild Side Lou Reed
77 This Charming Man The Smiths
83 Only Love Can Break Your Heart (Masters At Work Dub) Saint Etienne



<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aridark.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>you lay your head onto my shoulder<br>pour like water over me</center>

This message was edited by Arienette on 11-19-03 @ 10:14 AM

[high fly]

I learned decades ago to ignore the British charts as well as their music press.

My fave headline in a music rag was from Melody Maker back in the mid to late 70s: "Steeleye Span Storms Across America".

(of course nothing of the sort took place)


" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

Q is the Brit equivalent of Rolling Stone these days.

'Nuff said.

But for sheer insanity, NOTHING beats ye olde NME.

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[high fly]

What was funny back in the day was how the Brit kids would believe the crap handed them.

Oh well, A friend's 17 year old thinks he's gonna make a fortune, get the manse, the plane, the babes, etc. by being a gangsta.
The dolt is completely sold.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[El Mudo]

8 Independent Women Part 1 Destiny's Child



Arthur Wellesley must be spinning in his grave....


http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/England-History/Wellesley.jpg

http://www.csa-dixie.com/cflagt.jpg
Representin' for the Maryland District of RAIDER NATION

[JohnnyCash]

I hate lists. Stop making lists. The lists are never good. The Stone Roses are great and they are #78.
Destiny's Child is aweful and they are #8.What the fuck?
Stop with the lists. Please.


Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.
<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">

[JohnnyCash]

And Rolling Stone just came out with their list of the top 500 albums. 500 is to big of a list. And Rolling Stone just blows. Its a really bad list.

Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.
<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/cashsig.gif">

[Death Metal Moe]

Europe is dumb.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[Snoogans]

one life youve got to do what you should

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0