i'm about to lose it.

[Arienette]

the next person who posts something akin to "oh, that's so SHOCKING!!!" in a thread (other than this one of course, since i'm sure the less creative of you are going to post something of that sort here) is gonna get a size seven stiletto in their ass.

i can't take it anymore!

thank you.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I dont find this thread so shocking :-)

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[Yerdaddy]

How come my face hurts so much when I walk into my bug light?

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[blakjeezis]

size seven stiletto in their ass.

And this is a punishment or a reward? I don't get it, do you want us to post it or not?

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[silera]

Not all of us are as worldy and wonton as you are Arienette. Just because it is your common practice to conduct sexual activities in public and have intercourse in any position other than missionary does not mean that we are all as nonchalant.

You should really evaluate yourself and try to be a little more tolerant of others.

I say you seek help...



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[hyperspace]

the next person who posts something akin to "oh, that's so SHOCKING!!!" in a thread (other than this one of course, since i'm sure the less creative of you are going to post something of that sort here) is gonna get a size seven stiletto in their ass.

i can't take it anymore!

thank you.

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You should also tie them up and make them smell your feet.

[furie]

http://www.media-alliance.org/mediafile/20-4/Images/Electrical%20Outlet.GIF


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[TheMojoPin]

Come on, you're shocked about people being shocked about sex on a message board? Seems par for the course.

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[Doogie]

I say you seek help...


It wont be from this guy

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Now if I put up a pick of him actually working would that be shocking??

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[newport king]

i know, thats why i'm usually just a lurker on here and don't post too much. most of the regs have an attitude problem calling people "shock" poster especially with the quotes. that probably makes the person feel rejected and like a real dick. now if you'll all excuse me i have to go write the rough draft of my new thread entitled, I had sex with jesus christ and the 12 apostles!!

~another newport king joint~

[Heavy]

I myself have been called a shock poster. By morons and retards of course, but still, words hurt.

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[IrishAlkey]

You're not shocking at all.

Stupid, yes.

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[Katylina]

it is your common practice to conduct sexual activities in public and have intercourse in any position other than missionary


Whatever makes the love life more exciting... some people have fantasies about public sex. It's even hotter if we throw in Ari's stiletto heels. ADF is a lucky guy!

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This message was edited by Katylina on 11-27-03 @ 12:57 PM

[silera]

Keep your sicko fantasies to yourself!


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<font size="3" color="red">AND WHAT?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7">

[Katylina]

hahahaha

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0205/gallery.style.shoes/gall.valentine.stiletto.jpg

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[Heavy]

stop changing names

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Silera vs. Arienette... it should be on PPV, get me some popcorn and beer.



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[SatCam]

This thread is so [stick your wet fingers into an outlet]ing

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[Yerdaddy]

I'm proposing that Ari be immune from attacks on the board. She's a one-of-a-kind, a hall-of-famer, and a board treasure. Cover her in Magic Shell chocholate topping and come at her with friendly tongues only. Abuse me all you want, but you mess with my Ari - you mess with my emotions.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Death Metal Moe]

Ari is NOT a shock poster. And I would know.

In some people's opinions, she may share too much info sometimes, but she doesn't do it to shock us or piss anyone off, so she's not a shock poster.

Stop this nonsense.

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[Snoogans]

im shocked that Death Metal Moe is the voice of reason here

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TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[TheGameHHH]

yea, we could also use a lot less of the "i just had sex this way....." type of threads


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[Tenbatsuzen]

yea, we could also use a lot less of the "i just had sex this way....." type of threads




well, for most people here, that phrase would be finished "with myself!"



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[silera]

I'd like to know who the fuck nominated Moe to be the be all end all decision on whether or not a post is worthy or shocking or worthwhile.

I for one find ari's posts interesting and usually find something to say. On the other hand, I never find anything to say about ice, or crumbs, or microwaves, or the endless myriad of mundane topics. Even though I find them boring, and futile, I do not go into each and every one of his posts and throw in pictures of autistic children or people drooling while they sleep.

Take this whichever way you want, but I'm beyond sick and tired of the holier than thou attitude.

I'm probably alone on it, but I don't care.


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[Snoogans]

yea moe, stop being so holy...

and stay away from those fuckin alter boys

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[ADF]

What's an "alter boy"? Is that some kinda boy that changes shapes? Maybe it's the hip, new lingo for kids who are into <i>alter</i>native music! Oh.. oh.. you mean <a>altar</a> boy.

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[Snoogans]

whatever man, you got the point

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd like to know who the fuck nominated Moe to be the be all end all decision on whether or not a post is worthy or shocking or worthwhile.



I nominated myself for the lofty position, it was voted on by a legistating body of One, and passed. I was sworn into office and have been enjoying my position.

One nation, under Moe. With bacon and hugs for all.

Anyway, here's Moe giving you more of what I apparently am famous for by one person's warped opinion: Physically Challenged kids to laugh at.

http://www.chgoarc.org/images/image1.jpg

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[Death Metal Moe]

As my next official act, I declare Thanksgiving to be a holiday in which we give thanks not for America and all that shit, but for Andrew "Dice" Clay, and how handsome he is.

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Dice.jpg

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[keithy_19]

I think that Moe is a good choice to be president of...stuff. And Dice is an attractive fella.

http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/keithbobeefy1.gif

One thing I've never said. I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head...

[Heavy]

I'd like to know who the fuck nominated Moe to be the be all end all decision on whether or not a post is worthy or shocking or worthwhile.

I did.

And look at how handsome Dice is. Such beautiful hair

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

The sun rises and sets in his face Johnee.

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Dice.jpg

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[ADF]

whatever man, you got the point


I'm just messin' with you, hombre mio. Now I just have to be extra carful not to make any typos are you'll be all over me.

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[SatCam]

I nominated myself for the lofty position, it was voted on by a legistating body of One, and passed.

Glad to hear that. I thought you'd run a 24 hour fillibuster.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, I confuse Moe and Ted Kennedy all the time, too.

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[Death Metal Moe]

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/DeathMetalTed.gif

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[Reephdweller]

http://www.osirusonline.com/vote4moe2.gif

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<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[TheMojoPin]

The head's obviously not freakishly large enough.

But it's nice he's happy to be stylin'.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[SatCam]

Moe, I didnt know you were an ass.
ah geh geh?

nevermind

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[The Chairman]

E E A E
I think I lost it, let me know if you come across it
A E B B
Let me know if I let it fall along a back road somewhere
E E A E
Money can't replace it, no memory can erase it
A E - B E E
And I know I'm never gonna find another one to compare

A(9) A(9) A(9) A(9)
Gimme some love to fill me up, gimme some time, give me some stuff
E E B B
Gimme a sign, give me some kind of reason
A(9) A(9) A(9) A(9)
Are you heavy enough to make me stay, I feel like I might blow away
E E B B
I thought I was in heaven, but I was only dreamin'


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I assassin down the avenue.

2%

[Leadbottom]

The handjob thread was very classy, along with that thread about rug burns.
What a woman!

McHALE!

[SatCam]

ron's in love with me
my professor almost made me cry today
i gave a guy a handjob at school today
my sister likes to grab my ass
my boyfriend bled on my face
i got rug burn
i'm about to lose it.

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[silera]

Anyway, here's Moe giving you more of what I apparently am famous for by one person's warped opinion:



You couldn't make retards laugh.


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[Arienette]

happy thanksgiving everybody!

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[The Chairman]

ron's in love with me
my professor almost made me cry today
i gave a guy a handjob at school today
my sister likes to grab my ass
my boyfriend bled on my face
i got rug burn
i'm about to lose it.

Shall one of us dare start a new thread?

"Possible Future Topic Titles" and
"Topic Titles That Will Never Happen"

Um...I'll start.

Likely:

I pop my blisters while watching porn after eating string cheese that my boyfriend flossed his ass with.

Unlikely:

I passed St. Patrick's today and went to Confessional and needed to say a lot of Hail Mary's.




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I assassin down the avenue.

2%

[FUNKMAN]

keep on shocking in the free world....

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and when you're bad you die when you die

[Yerdaddy]

http://cbg.nohomers.net/images/cbgcomputer.gif

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[high fly]

If more people listened to MOE, we wouldn't have the troubles we have now.



Poor me, the best I can manage is being a sock poster.
I try and I try....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Tall_James]

Ari's no shock poster. OK, there was the one time with the "bloody smooches on my tookie" comment but she's not a shock poster in my humble opinion.


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[Arienette]

i'm not entirely sure what happened here. this wasn't meant to be about me. this is an open forum, and i'm not breaking any board rules when i post what i do. and, to be honest, i don't really give a fuck whether anyone on the board finds my threads shocking, offensive, too candid, or anything else. when a thread is posted, it has the poster's name beside the thread title. if you don't want to read what i have to say, then don't click on my threads. it's really that simple.

what i was commenting on was the recent trend of constantly calling people "shock posters" in many threads, not just mine. it's been thrown around so much, i started to find it rather annoying. agree or don't, but that's all this is about.

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This message was edited by Arienette on 11-28-03 @ 9:34 PM

[Heavy]

You have my full support on this.

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[SatCam]

i'm not breaking any board rules when i post what i do. and, to be honest, i don't really give a fuck whether anyone on the board finds my threads shocking, offensive, too candid, or anything else.

I find them shocking and candid, but I definatly want 2x the shock.

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[Justice4all]

ron's in love with me
my professor almost made me cry today
i gave a guy a handjob at school today
my sister likes to grab my ass
my boyfriend bled on my face
i got rug burn
i'm about to lose it.

Shall one of us dare start a new thread?

"Possible Future Topic Titles" and
"Topic Titles That Will Never Happen"

Um...I'll start.

Likely:

I pop my blisters while watching porn after eating string cheese that my boyfriend flossed his ass with.

Unlikely:

I passed St. Patrick's today and went to Confessional and needed to say a lot of Hail Mary's.







And THAT is comedy!

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Arienette]

And THAT is comedy!umm, how exactly would you know that?

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[high fly]

I want some of that ARIENETTE.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Gaia]

is gonna get a size seven stiletto in their ass.
<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aridark.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>you lay your head onto my shoulder<br>pour like water over me</center>



I love you.

<img src="http://gaia.50megs.com/gaia12.jpg">

[high fly]

I want some of that GAIA.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Gaia]

If you wearing a size 7 stilletto, not only do you have strangely small feet for a man, but you also wouldnt be me type... besides...I would only drive you to insanity with all my bullshit..."Its not worth it man!!!!!!"


haha!!!!

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[DarkHippie]

Cover her in Magic Shell chocholate topping and come at her with friendly tongues only

is this a Ted Allen creation?

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<marquee>"Last night I went running through the screen door of discression, for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see. You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa and you were not thinking of me." Dar Williams "Traveling III (Iowa)"</marquee>

[high fly]

...cover her with Magic Shell topping...

And sprinkles, I gots to have sprinkles.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DarkHippie]

And sprinkles, I gots to have sprinkles
I've never been so hungry and horny in my life.

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<marquee>"Last night I went running through the screen door of discression, for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see. You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa and you were not thinking of me." Dar Williams "Traveling III (Iowa)"</marquee>

[Death Metal Moe]

Why is this thread getting shocking again?

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[sr71blackbird]

Likely:

I pop my blisters while watching porn after eating string cheese that my boyfriend flossed his ass with.


I just laughed so hard, a bubble of snot came out of my nose

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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[shock_poster]

Shoving a shoe in someone's ass is pretty shocking.


Hahaha, being creatives and/or witty is for the gays.

Make me a sig :)