Gaia
11-30-2003, 10:32 AM
I HATE MY JOB.
Ok....so I don't think anybody truly loves there job, and this one was ok at first...but some of you mother fuckers that call me up are stupid, rude, and just plain fucking annoying. So I do 411 for cell phones, Nextel and AT&T to be exact...and I really do treat every customer as nice as possible. I am not one of the typical people you get that sounds like they hate everything including speaking to you at that very moment.
Where do I start?? You get the motherfuckers that call that cant even form a normal sentance..and add an "S" onto everything..." YO!! LET ME GET THE NUMBER TO RED LOBSTERS !!!!!!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!????
Then you get the people from Manhattan who swear that just because they are from the island of Manhattan, and you work at 411, that they have to spell Daffy's for you and then proceed to tell you its a "Department store"...no shit asswipe...I don't live under a rock.
There are the people that come on with a major fucking attitude, they are carrying on like 3 conversations in their car, ignoring you, putting you on hold to answer another call, and then come back like: "YO!! Where is my phone number bitch!!??" because even thought this asshole didn't give me the listing name, city, or state, I'm SUPPOSED to be a mind reader.
Then when you ask the asshole what he wants he tells you the CITY is NEW YORK...and after not finding the business they are looking for because the ASSHOLE says its NEW YORK, when in fact it is located in the Bronx, or Brooklyn or any other city other than New York, or Manhattan, they ffucking scream at you.
What about the 5 year old that gets put on the phone by Mom or Dad...and cant form normal sentences, have no manners, Mom or Dad are screaming in the background about hurrying up and getting the number...and this kid has no idea what they should be asking for!!!
The kids that take their parents cell phones and then proceed to call me and ask me what the number for 911 is, or "Yeah...I'm looking for my friend,....I go to school with him, his name is Nick..." what the fuck!!??? FINE...call me at $1.25 a pop, and then hopefully Mom or Dad will get the bill and beat the shit out of you for calling 411 25 times just to fuck with the operators. All that just because Mom and Dad don't know how to instill the concept of right and wrong into your dumb ass.
How about the grimy, sleazy mother fuckers that tell me I sound hot, and why don't I call them.....yeah ok...I know I'm not gorgeous, but I have respect for myself, and I'm not that desperate...do men think that we are retarded??
IM NOT DONE YET.
How about the fact that I worked from 1:00 to 11:30 on Thanksgiving day, didn't get to see my family at all, and then after each call I added "have a nice Thanksgiving" or something close, and the people were just like; "yeah..." Not a " You too" or anything. People are fucking rude..and the more I look at it, I can see myself pulling a Michael Douglas in "falling Down".
I don't know what I did wrong in my life or past lives , but this is ridiculous.
Listen people....when you call 411...speak clearly!!!
Do you know how many people I get a day that call and sound like they have a dick in their mouth, or marbles??? It so godamn annoying. I also hate it when they SWEAR a listing is in a specific city and then you bring up a listing that's ONE town over and they fucking freak out and tell you that's not it!!! Your wrong your stupid, and then they either realize they are an asshole, don't apologize, and then take the number anyway, OR they hang up on you...get you AGAIN and then proceed to ask for the listing in the WRONG town again...like I don't recognize the voice, or like your cell number isn't going to pop up again.
This is hopeless...people are fucking evil and I hate
them.
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Ok....so I don't think anybody truly loves there job, and this one was ok at first...but some of you mother fuckers that call me up are stupid, rude, and just plain fucking annoying. So I do 411 for cell phones, Nextel and AT&T to be exact...and I really do treat every customer as nice as possible. I am not one of the typical people you get that sounds like they hate everything including speaking to you at that very moment.
Where do I start?? You get the motherfuckers that call that cant even form a normal sentance..and add an "S" onto everything..." YO!! LET ME GET THE NUMBER TO RED LOBSTERS !!!!!!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!????
Then you get the people from Manhattan who swear that just because they are from the island of Manhattan, and you work at 411, that they have to spell Daffy's for you and then proceed to tell you its a "Department store"...no shit asswipe...I don't live under a rock.
There are the people that come on with a major fucking attitude, they are carrying on like 3 conversations in their car, ignoring you, putting you on hold to answer another call, and then come back like: "YO!! Where is my phone number bitch!!??" because even thought this asshole didn't give me the listing name, city, or state, I'm SUPPOSED to be a mind reader.
Then when you ask the asshole what he wants he tells you the CITY is NEW YORK...and after not finding the business they are looking for because the ASSHOLE says its NEW YORK, when in fact it is located in the Bronx, or Brooklyn or any other city other than New York, or Manhattan, they ffucking scream at you.
What about the 5 year old that gets put on the phone by Mom or Dad...and cant form normal sentences, have no manners, Mom or Dad are screaming in the background about hurrying up and getting the number...and this kid has no idea what they should be asking for!!!
The kids that take their parents cell phones and then proceed to call me and ask me what the number for 911 is, or "Yeah...I'm looking for my friend,....I go to school with him, his name is Nick..." what the fuck!!??? FINE...call me at $1.25 a pop, and then hopefully Mom or Dad will get the bill and beat the shit out of you for calling 411 25 times just to fuck with the operators. All that just because Mom and Dad don't know how to instill the concept of right and wrong into your dumb ass.
How about the grimy, sleazy mother fuckers that tell me I sound hot, and why don't I call them.....yeah ok...I know I'm not gorgeous, but I have respect for myself, and I'm not that desperate...do men think that we are retarded??
IM NOT DONE YET.
How about the fact that I worked from 1:00 to 11:30 on Thanksgiving day, didn't get to see my family at all, and then after each call I added "have a nice Thanksgiving" or something close, and the people were just like; "yeah..." Not a " You too" or anything. People are fucking rude..and the more I look at it, I can see myself pulling a Michael Douglas in "falling Down".
I don't know what I did wrong in my life or past lives , but this is ridiculous.
Listen people....when you call 411...speak clearly!!!
Do you know how many people I get a day that call and sound like they have a dick in their mouth, or marbles??? It so godamn annoying. I also hate it when they SWEAR a listing is in a specific city and then you bring up a listing that's ONE town over and they fucking freak out and tell you that's not it!!! Your wrong your stupid, and then they either realize they are an asshole, don't apologize, and then take the number anyway, OR they hang up on you...get you AGAIN and then proceed to ask for the listing in the WRONG town again...like I don't recognize the voice, or like your cell number isn't going to pop up again.
This is hopeless...people are fucking evil and I hate
them.
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