Captionizer for the Week of 12/1/03

[FMJeff]

<center><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/capt-12-1-03.jpg"><br>Rich couldn't tell which he enjoyed more...seeing his most beloved childhood hero or having his most beloved childhood hero's knee crammed between his asscheeks.</center>

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It made my heart sing.

This message was edited by FMJeff on 12-8-03 @ 9:33 AM

[Furtherman]

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"WHOAAAA!!! Forget what you want kid, what you need is Altoids!"

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...with thanks to JustJon

[furie]

"My you're a spritely lad. You know, now that Harvey's gone back to the theatre, I have an opening....."


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[FUNKMAN]

"Santa, is that a candycane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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and when you're bad you die when you die

[Hosp]

"Whatever you have stuck up your ass is sticking me in the leg"

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[SatCam]

"I'm only getting payed $10 an hour and this is what I have to endure? FUCK YOU MACY'S!"

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[billyio]

"Richie Rich slides down the North Pole"

See Ya!

[GaryWyze]

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[color=purple]Though well intentioned, this dramatic interpretation of The Nutcracker just wasn't well received.





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Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[TheGameHHH]

"I'm SUPER Santa! Thanks for asking!"

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[Hosp]

Santa to self "Hey, I think I see my last shreads of dignity over there."

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This message was edited by Hosp on 12-1-03 @ 5:19 PM

[KennethC]

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Dateline June 1995, E. Ruthersford, NJ - Over zealous Deadhead leaps onstage, tackling guitarist Jerry Garcia. Injuries later result in death of venerable rock icon. Assailant later admits under oath to being inspired by Courtney Cox's antics in Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" video.

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This message was edited by KennethC on 12-1-03 @ 5:37 PM

[Justice4all]

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Santa: You should see where his other hand is!

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[DJEvelEd]

"My tamp feels wet"

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May 1000 Kamel Kocks With Krusty Kankers Konstantly Karess Your Kooze Kovered Kunt Korroding It With Kreamed Kum - (Old Arabic Blessing)

[Justice4all]

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Whoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa Rich....I don't care how many times you've seen BAD SANTA...I really do not do those kind of requests!

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Justice4all]

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Apparently when asked by Santa what he wanted for Christmas, Rich was overjoyed when he got his 10 minutes in the back room with Mrs. Santa and some elves request granted.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[PanterA]

Santa enjoys a lapdance at the gay bar.

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[CaptClown]

Santa baby...

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
Poison Clan rocks the world

[Hosp]

Santa: "So a basketball and a hockey stick?"

Rich:"No Santa, Benwa Balls and a Donkey's Dick."

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[East Side Dave]

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"We should have gotten out of 'Nam in '68!"




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Big Ass Mafia Edits

This message was edited by East Side Dave on 12-2-03 @ 10:01 PM

[ADF]

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"Cargo shorts? yeah.. yeah... yeah... Oh look, I think someone dropped a nickel."
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<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/cheese.gif"><br>The boy with the thorn in his side.</center>

[PanterA]

I pooped my pants yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! I pooped my pants!

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[Yerdaddy]

Sorry kid, Santa doesn't give out talent.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Mike Teacher]

Oops
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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 12-1-03 @ 11:27 PM

[Mike Teacher]

"Well Officer, I know the radio said the escaped lunatic was a killer, but when he saw Santa we didnt have the heart to tell him it was just a doll, and he never noticed, the way he kept talking to it, and hugging and kissing it, so we just kept taking pictures for an hour or so until you arrived."

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[SuperClerk]

Sorry kid, Santa doesn't give out talent.


Oh snap! That's cold!

[A.J.]

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"Yayyyyy! I'm getting Special Fit Clothes from Santa! Yayyyyy!"

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[zoom2457]

Santa enjoys a lapdance at the gay bar.


I say, Game Over. Pantera strikes again.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[stickyfingers]

"These are not the auditions for Elf 2 you bearded freak"

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jrich is quite a guy

[Katylina]

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"You'll poke your eye out!"

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<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack</marquee>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[Bill From Yorktown]

not the first time Fez enjoyed sitting on Santa's Lap - no wait that's not Fez....

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[EQ]

Just another night out for Rich and his Beard.






...No sig, yet... Sigh.

Quinn Loves You.

[Melrapuo]

Rich enjoys his prize - a private Santa - after choosing Mystery Door #3

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[high fly]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[KennethC]

Fighting with Santa is totally worth it ... for the make-up sex!

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[Ralphy Ramone]

"Here cums Santa Claus,

Here cums Santa Claus"....

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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way

This message was edited by Ralphy Ramone on 12-3-03 @ 10:52 AM

[Katylina]

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ding fries are done
ding fries are done
would you like an applie pie with thaaaaaaaaaat?

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<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack</marquee>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

This message was edited by Katylina on 12-3-03 @ 5:14 PM

[mikeyboy]

Rich does his best impression of the AOL IM man as Santa looks on unimpressed.

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Thanks to Pantera, Yerdaddy, fluffernutter, Tall_James, and Skidmark for new sigs
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
Subscriber to Dignan's 40 year plan
2%

[DeltaPin]

Naughty or Nice

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[kc7586]

"a little big for santas lap aint ya kid?"

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[saveopieanthony.net]

(singing) "all i want for christmas is a big fat dick"

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

Uncle Ronnie and Auntie Fezzie - Radio's Funniest Secret Couple......of radio guys

[Katylina]

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He does resemble the aol dude- your're right!

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<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[yarpwizard]

Santa bring Ron and Fez back to NY or I'll fart on you!

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[weasser]

Get Ron and Fez back on in New York Santa or nobody gets nothing this year, get it?

[Scuba_Steve]

YEAAAAAA I GOT SANTA YEAAAAAAAA!

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<b>Scuba Steve can dive, but cant swim</b>

This message was edited by Scuba_Steve on 12-6-03 @ 6:19 PM

[Yerdaddy]

http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/biggayal.gifMy gadar just exthploded!

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!