"Which one of you girls did it?!"

[IrishAlkey]

I'm still laughing at what I did before...

I was holding in an awful dump all day, thinking work would slow down and I'd be able to unload at home. Work stayed busy, so I decided to let it all out at a PNC bank where I was working on an ATM. I'm prone to crapping in the ladie's room at a bank if its closed, only due to the fact that they're usually much cleaner than the men's room. Today was no different. When I finished, I happened to notice that said crap, a big one, had left an awful, brown, slug-like trail in the bowl, which didn't disappear after the flush.

Now, the part that's amusing me...

Who will the women at the bank accuse of leaving this mess? Will it be the quiet, dorky girl who keeps to herself? I'd blame it on the old lady since she probably can't control her functions anymore. Either way, I wish I could be there tomorrow to see the first reaction.

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[DJEvelEd]

Why did you even flush? Now they won't blame the cleaning girl.

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[walking joint]

this story stinks

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[IrishAlkey]

Wadd, go fuck yourself.

Really.

Insert something in your ass repeatedly.

I forgot to mention I ate at Wendy's and asked for salt and they didn't give me salt! How about that!

Man, don't you hate that??!

Fucking asshole.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Trust me, I'm the first to laugh at a skidmark in the toilet. Then I move to the next stall...

As women, we don't judge or point blame. Ever.

But I bet it was the fat chick who ate Burger King Onion Rings at lunch. :)

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm the first to laugh at a skidmark in the toilet.


Does he wear that special outfit while in the toilet?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Does he wear that special outfit while in the toilet?


Only the rainbow socks.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'd laugh.

I'll feel bad if I got the cleaning lady fired, even though there was no soap, which pissed me off.

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[Heavy]

Wadd, go fuck yourself.

Really.

Insert something in your ass repeatedly.

I forgot to mention I ate at Wendy's and asked for salt and they didn't give me salt! How about that!

Man, don't you hate that??!

Fucking asshole.

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Youre lucky a moderator didnt see that.

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[Yerdaddy]

Shock pooper!

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[IrishAlkey]

Youre lucky a moderator didnt see that.


I bet your luck around here runs out real soon.

Anyway, back to my great story...

I'm still worried it'll come back to me since I was in the bank and logged into the ATM. If anybody asks, I was shitting at Mojo's house last night.

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[JerseyRich]

Youre lucky a moderator didnt see that.

I consider myself lucky for seeing it.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Shit happens.

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[IrishAlkey]

I want to hear more stories about skidmarks left behind in funny places!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have fond memories of Hotel 84 in New Paltz.

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[FUNKMAN]

I want to hear more stories about skidmarks left behind in funny places!


open your mouth...

;p

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[IrishAlkey]

It seems only Alice is willing to admit she can do some serious damage to porcelain.

You're all hiding the truth.



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[DJEvelEd]

I want to hear more stories about skidmarks left behind in funny places!

I've never seen them, butt once I stuck a finger up my ass and FELT one.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It seems only Alice is willing to admit she can do some serious damage to porcelain.


While it IS true I can drop a deuce with the best of them, THAT'S not what I was talking about.

I know-- you all need a cerebral loofah. Soory!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I eat a lot of weird foods sometimes, and shitty, cheap food too, but I just don't have a feces staining story that I can remember.

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[Lisa Croft]

As women, we don't judge or point blame. Ever.I wish I was this mature. I live for shaming people in the bathroom. The lady down the hall from my office constantly uses our work bathroom as her personal shit palace. She drops a nasty load every morning just about when I'm taking my first coffee piss. She farts so loud I can't contain my laughter. Sometimes when I know someone in the next stall is taking a gigantic, embarrassing dump and they're waiting for me to leave, I just stand there in the stall, playing a sick game of chicken until the culprit shows herself. I want to know who they are and I want them to know I know. I will stand in that stall until the amount of time elapsed has gotten so uncomfortable that they have to walk out first. I then walk to the sink next to them, savoring the moment. I caught you again, dirty shitmonkey.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Sometimes when I know someone in the next stall is taking a gigantic, embarrassing dump and they're waiting for me to leave, I just stand there in the stall, playing a sick game of chicken until the culprit shows herself. I want to know who they are and I want them to know I know. I will stand in that stall until the amount of time elapsed has gotten so uncomfortable that they have to walk out first. I then walk to the sink next to them, savoring the moment.



Jokes on you though.

You just sat in their rectal stench the whole time.

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[Lisa Croft]

Jokes on you though. You just sat in their rectal stench the whole time.Well, by that time, I'm often immune to it. My only goal is to see the shit criminal suffer for her offense. It's a small price to pay for justice.

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[Death Metal Moe]

That's a high price to pay my friend for a 10 second pay off. And the next time you catch them, they're not going to be as embarassed cause it's happened before.

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[Lisa Croft]

I take my thrills where I can get them.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Next time, stagger out of the stall in a daze and collapse on the bathroom floor.

Or get a cheap gas mask to wear.

Makes a nice April Fool's Shit Shame joke.

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[IrishAlkey]

I take my thrills where I can get them.


Speedy Delivery!

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[TheMojoPin]

If anybody asks, I was shitting at Mojo's house last night.

Stop changing the code, ass.

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[PanterA]

snail mail damn it!

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[A.J.]

When I finished, I happened to notice that said crap, a big one, had left an awful, brown, slug-like trail in the bowl, which didn't disappear after the flush.

As long as it was flushed. I'd be more concerned about a backup. Then the gals would see your handiwork.

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[Hosp]

I'm not one for the staining slug, I'm more of the total liquid obliteration. A lot of the time, it had an oily residue that forms at the top and will remain on the sides of the bowl.

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[ADF]

Hey Alkey, which ATM are you working on atm? lol!

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm thinking of going later once they're closed to see if it's still there.

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[FUNKMAN]

did you ever notice that the part of the log sticking out of the water has a different color and usually darker than the part of the log that is beneath the water? it's like one of them eye puzzles....

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[reeshy]

I want to hear more stories about skidmarks left behind in funny places!


I left a skidmark in SatCam's underwear one time....and he was still wearing them!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Racing stripes always make the bowl look sportier.


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[stickyfingers]

If i remember correctly i think someone in this thread has been accused of doing something similar to this. The term floater comes to mind for some reason?

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[high fly]

Nothing like a good turd story to lighten the mood around here.
My compliments, Alkey.

Lisa Croft--- I likes the cut of your jib.

I recently did something sort of like that.
In my case, I unloaded one of those real hard concrete turds.
I just left it sticking up out of the water at a jaunty angle like a piling of an old pier that is no more.
Hey, it wouldn't flush, so what was I to do?
I sure as hell wasn't going to tell anybody, no matter how proud I was of that baby.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hottub]

A liitle off topic but still...

One day we took the kids for a walk across the GWB. Checked out some of the shops and bodegas in Wash. Hts.
We wanted something to eat, so we went to Kansas Fried Chicken for a bite.
After Having my chicken ( and several beers from the bodegas) I need to relieve me'self.

Went in for my squirt, and there was some old dude, dropping a duece, while munching on his quarter-fried and biscuits.

I will never forget that moment.




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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My bf and I have discovered this odd phenomena. Every time we have dinner at his dad's house, we have to poo within a half hour of the end of the meal. And I don't mean a "sick" poo; I mean a nice, hearty dump that makes you feel glad to be alive. It's been happening to him for years. I'm just surprised it effects me the same way, considering I'm, err, a bit irregular because I'm on Effexor.





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I'm sure you'll love this. (http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo)

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[high fly]

They're stealing my best friend's idea!
Bastards!

Way, way back in the day, Mike came up with having a shitting contest down at the University of North Carolina- Charlotte.
It was brilliant.
The judges had the white lab coats and clipboards.
They judged on color, smell, length, overall presentation, and I don't know what else.

The winner was an Eagle Scout who is now a bank executive down there.
I don't know if he still has his trophy.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Poopin's cool! (http://colonblow.com/)

I've done this. It RAWKS! Six, SIX poos in 24 hours!

Plus I got a nifty pen.

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[Lisa Croft]

If i remember correctly i think someone in this thread has been accused of doing something similar to this. The term floater comes to mind for some reason?Ahem, I have officially been cleared of all charges pertaining to the doody in question. I am of the belief that #2 should only be done outside of one's home when absolutely necessary. If I got that desperate, I certainly wouldn't be pulling out reading material, as per the original accusation.... but if I did, I'd prefer mad libs or Highlights, thanks.

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[TooCute]

If I got that desperate, I certainly wouldn't be pulling out reading material, as per the original accusation.... but if I did, I'd prefer mad libs or Highlights, thanks.

Luckily the Highlights were already pasted on the wall.

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