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SatCam
12-03-2003, 02:21 PM
AND I LOVED IT!
Today I was "randomly" chosen to participate in an anonymous National test from the US Dept. of Education. My school being of 800 radomly selected.

Now being me, I usually try my best on these standized tests. But this was different. I now know how those US report cards are so low.

I was administered the Math portion. Complete joke. I probably got 10 out of about 100 questions right. Not like I was trying. I think I gave up after the first question asked me what 10+10 was. When I came to a question involving a diagram of coins, I took some time out to cross the word "God" out of "in god we trust". This was a lot of work!!!

Then, when I got to "section 4", we were asked about 10 questions about our "family life".
Now that I look at it, it's kind've amazing that I'm a latino-american of Alaskin decent who doesnt own a computer, doesnt recieve newspapers or magazines, has parents who didnt finish high school, doesnt own an encyclopedia, doesnt own more than 10 books in his home, has more than 2 hours of homework in a night, and has more than 20 pages of work to read a night.

Life is hard.

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Katylina
12-03-2003, 02:24 PM
Your parents must be proud.

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SatCam
12-03-2003, 02:25 PM
Did I mention my name wasnt on the test?

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Katylina
12-03-2003, 02:28 PM
Awww and you get 800 points just for your name. Your loss!

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SatCam
12-03-2003, 02:30 PM
awww!

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Mike Teacher
12-03-2003, 02:32 PM
Don't worry, many did the same, but then made up for it at college.

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TooCute
12-03-2003, 02:40 PM
You're a retard.

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Heavy
12-03-2003, 02:45 PM
You're a faggot

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Heavy
12-03-2003, 02:46 PM
And youre not kewl cause' you did funny test stuffs drrrrr

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Tall_James
12-03-2003, 03:14 PM
Leave him alone...he's a rebel thumbing his nose at authority.

Reminds me of another rebel who played fast and loose with the rules...

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So give the kid a break. We were all young once.

But SatCam - if you come anywhere near my kids I'll break both your legs. And I say that with love.

Cheers!



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SatCam
12-03-2003, 03:55 PM
I love myself.

I love all of you guys

2+2=4

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high fly
12-04-2003, 12:27 PM
Right on, Satcam, right on.

" and they ask me why I drink"
SatCam
12-04-2003, 01:00 PM
one day later I stand by my rebellious ways.

despite my attempts, I cannot and will not top KeithBoBeefy

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high fly
12-08-2003, 01:32 PM
Up the System!

" and they ask me why I drink"