i swear too much

[CrazyClare]

My cousin from Ireland was just visiting and he told me that I swear to much and Id never get a man in Ireland. Does a girl swearing a lot really turn guys off?

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either love me or leave me alone.

[Snoogans]

i say who fuckin cares really. man maybe i dont wanna go to ireland, they are fuckin uptight

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[serVice]

i used to hang out with a few Irish guys at the bar i went to. Real irish guys, from ireland, one of them was actually an IRA member.
But, thses guys used to curse ALL ther time, for any little thing, ordering drinks, conversation, anything free flowing curses. At one point, one of them had their mother there, and she was cursing up a damn storm with them.
So, as far as i've seen, if an irish guy is telling you you curse too much, then there really has to be a problem.

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

[Snoogans]

yea what that means is they can curse, they want their womnen to be proper....they are hipocrits


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[CrazyClare]

i was shocked by it cause in Ireland they swear alot. fucking this fucking that i dont know man i didnt even think i swore alot

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[serVice]

But no, this guys mom was a cursing machine.
Theres not much as funny as a drunk ass almost-elderly drunk woman singing in gaelic and cursing up a storm in a thick irish accent.

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

[IrishAlkey]

That doesn't sound right at all.

Anybody who spends a majority of time drunk tends to let the explitives flow a little freely.

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[CrazyClare]

good i feel much better now. Perhaps its the fact that my father agreed with him. This cousin of mine also wanted to sleep with me, it was very awkward. hes my 2nd cousin and spent the night convincing me that that is far enough.

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[IrishAlkey]

That would've caused me to curse quite a bit, as well.

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[monsterone]

This cousin of mine also wanted to sleep with me, it was very awkward. hes my 2nd cousin and spent the night convincing me that that is far enough.


...er ..ah ...what???

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[serVice]

This cousin of mine also wanted to sleep with me, it was very awkward. hes my 2nd cousin and spent the night convincing me that that is far enough.

Can you blame him though, i probably would have done the same thing.
Did he get anything for all the trouble?

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

[Steels]

Who wants a woman that swears a lot???

It's not just the Irish, most males in general don't like a woman with a trashy mouth.

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[Snoogans]

i think its hot, like the chicks in jay and silent bob strike back

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[Yerdaddy]

Who wants a woman that swears a lot???

It's not just the Irish, most males in general don't like a woman with a trashy mouth.

Speak for yourself Flanders.

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[East Side Dave]

I LOVE it when a broad curses like


female #1: "My socks are drippin' wet!"


Oh that shit kills me! Or



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An RF feed you say?

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not if she's getting fucked...

other than that she should be ashamed of herself...

it's naughty...
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[sexy bastard]

i think itsa turn off if a woman has a mouth of atrucker...i can udnerstand swearing especailly during sex now that is hot

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[IrishAlkey]

Yeah, like 'Get the fuck off me, you fucking asshole! I said no, fucking dick!'...

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[FUNKMAN]

Yeah, like 'Get the fuck off me, you fucking asshole! I said no, fucking dick!'...


or the big turn on:

"you fucking touch me again and i'm calling the fucking cops you fucking loser"

ahh, sweet!

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[IrishAlkey]

Just like prom night...

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even better if its through a gag

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as long as it isnt turettes.

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[JustJon]

eh, fuck that

besides, a woman never curses to mr. ether rag.

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[furie]

Does a girl swearing a lot really turn guys off?


no not really. First off, i curse all the time. i've been warned at work because of it.

women cursing is fine as long as they can control it when needed, like a funeral. something like that. hanging out, let them fly.


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Take a page from Ron and Fez and O+A and whoever and just think Radio Speak. So, in public, it's "What the F?" instead of "Yo Fuckface, what in the Blue Fuck do you think you're doing? Fuckin' A."

Sounds totally gay. But can save you from that embarassing Getting Thrown out of Church thing. Ooops.

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[Hosp]

It's better to be yourself then trying to be something you're not. So if you curse, curse.

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[Yerdaddy]

as long as it isnt turettes.

I don't know, I think <font size="5">FUCK! NIPPLE!</font> that people with <font size="5">SHIT! CUNT!</font> turettes are just <font size="5">ASS!</font> like the rest <font size="5">BILLY"S ACT!</font> of us, and can even <font size="5">LEMUR TWAT!</font> be kind of <font size="5">COULTER VOMIT!</font> sexy.







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[high fly]

Clare, do it when it's appropriate.

Also if you aren't known for a foul mouth, when you do cuss, it has a greater impact.



Now I gotta go see a man about a dog....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Doctor Manhattan]

Does a girl swearing a lot really turn guys off?


NOT AT ALL!

infact as long as they aren't swearing at me, it's a turn on if they use curse words a lot. I like fun girls.

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[CrazyClare]

yes my cousin wants to sleep with me. And no i didnt do anything, he is kinda hot though

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[East Side Dave]

Clare, do it when it's appropriate.


Yeah, like when I'm at the ballet and I've had a couple beers and a little whiskey.....some mushrooms.....downer or two.....touch of vodka.....touch of pot.....throw in some horse tranquilizer- and one of the dancers confuses a pas de bourree (a folk dance) with the pas de chat (step of the cat)!!! Oh holy hell, do I curse the little bitch out who makes that travesty of a mistake! "Get the fuck off my stage!" I usually yell whereupon I am escorted out of the Kindegarden Gymnasium.

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Convict movies make her horny
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And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.

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[high fly]

Yes, my cousin wants to sleep with me


Yeah, but he's a second cousin, where's the thrill in that?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[YoungJersey]

A chick that curses can in fact be super-hot if done in a tasteful manner however the sleeping with cousin thing, three words: Move toSOUTH!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Yes. A woman who swears constantly is a turn off, at least to me.

It shows they're having trouble finding words, so they curse instead. Or that they were raised in an environment where people didn't respect each other.

It also may demostrate a lack of intelligence in some I have noticed.

But back to Clare. If you want to be taken seriously in the real world, cut the shit. I mean you JUST CANT stop? What is that all about? Really. You are in control of yourself, aren't you? You make your own choices. So choose to swear less. Think about your next word.

I swear a lot too, but I know when to and when NOT to, and also when I've been swearing too much.

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i swear too much
join the fucking club

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Real irish guys, from ireland, one of them was actually an IRA member.

Then he wasn't a "real Irish guy."

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Did you ever see, "Death to Smoochy?" Those Irish swear all the time.

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the only thing hotter is a girl who belches.


-the dude is online-

[high fly]

I swear, I want some Clare.





I gots lotsa money, honey.
And dollies.
And candy.
And a footlocker of illicit drugs...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[CrazyClare]

your so right Moe.
I mean at the summer camp that Ive been working at for four years where ive been offered a managerial position this year if I choose to come back I cuss out the 21 4 and 5 year olds who Im placed in charge of, i call the little girls stupid cunts when theyre taking to long to change for swim lessons. I also tell the boy that Ive been babysitting for for 6 years to shut the fuck up and go to bed when he asks me if I want to play monopoly. At my other babysitting job that Ive been working at for three years, the family who gives me 100 dollars for my birthday and christmas every year, i call the kids fucking kykes and when they ask for dessert I tell them to eat shit.

Listen I have to fucking go Im in the middle of reading "Wheres Waldo Now" and im at a really exciting part.
P.S. Ive been working on my manners, cant you tell?
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This message was edited by CrazyClare on 12-7-03 @ 5:05 PM

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My friend Tom used to be a teachers aid at this school in the ghetto....one day some lil black kid called him to go fuck himself and thathe was the white devil, he goes "at least i know who my real father is"


Love that story!

[CrazyClare]

let me know what school that is, ill be looking for a teaching job in 2 years and that sounds like a good lead.

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[high fly]

[quote]your so right Moe.
I mean at the summer camp that Ive been working at for four years where ive been offered a managerial position this year if I choose to come back I cuss out the 21 4 and 5 year olds who Im placed in charge of, i call the little girls stupid cunts when theyre taking to long to change for swim lessons. I also tell the boy that Ive been babysitting for for 6 years to shut the fuck up and go to bed when he asks me if I want to play monopoly. At my other babysitting job that Ive been working at for three years, the family who gives me 100 dollars for my birthday and christmas every year, i call the kids fucking kykes and when they ask for dessert I tell them to eat shit.

Listen I have to fucking go Im in the middle of reading "Wheres Waldo Now" and im at a really exciting part.
P.S. Ive been working on my manners, cant you tell?


AWRIGHT! MORE BATCH MATERIAL!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[CrazyClare]

your a gosh darn pervert.
Sugar i just lost my place in "Where the fuck is Waldo Now"

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[sr71blackbird]

I prefer a woman who doesnt curse all the time. I think its fine for periodic emphasis, but its a turn off if its continuous.

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CrazyClare 12-07-2003 @ 5:07 PM

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It won't be fuckin' long now...




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[Death Metal Moe]

I don't really care what you do Clare. But if you're so in control of yourself, then just choose to stop swearing.

And if you can't take my opinions and possible criticism, put a warning at the beginning of your posts that tells me I'm not welcome to respond. I don't HAVE to spend my online time reading your posts.

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Fuck no!

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what the fuck is going on with all you people? holy christ on a stick... why is everyone so bent out of shapre these days. i've been in the same room for three days straight studying for finals and i'm not as on edge as half you people. calm the fuck down. jesus.



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calm the fuck down. jesus.


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[TooCute]

I agree with Moe.

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[stickyfingers]

A girl who curses alot is definitely a turn off, but....

A girl who never curses and then all of a sudden lets one go is a major turn on.



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A girl who never farts and then all of a sudden lets one go is a major turn on.


Yummy.

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But if you're so in control of yourself, then just choose to stop swearing.

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It's the new thing man.

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" and they ask me why I drink"

[CrazyClare]

Moe, I wasnt really mad, I was just cranky and was feeling especially sarcastic. I didnt really think people took anything I said seriously. Continue to read as you normally would, and if the need arises, criticize/disagree with me at your own discretion.

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[EndangeredFeces]

I think you were right to trust your instincts Clare.

Moe is indeed an asshole.

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[EndangeredFeces]

Still an asshole.

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[high fly]

The only asshole around here I'm interested in is Clare's.
I imagine it has a delectable ever-so-slight odor of a combination of patchouli oil, with a hint of cinnamon and a lil' dash o' barbecue flavored Bush's Baked Beans...




" and they ask me why I drink"

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It's the new thing man.
Nah, if you were hip to the trend, you'd have winked.

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[Jennitalia]

your so right Moe.
I mean at the summer camp that Ive been working at for four years where ive been offered a managerial position this year if I choose to come back I cuss out the 21 4 and 5 year olds who Im placed in charge of, i call the little girls stupid cunts when theyre taking to long to change for swim lessons. I also tell the boy that Ive been babysitting for for 6 years to shut the fuck up and go to bed when he asks me if I want to play monopoly. At my other babysitting job that Ive been working at for three years, the family who gives me 100 dollars for my birthday and christmas every year, i call the kids fucking kykes and when they ask for dessert I tell them to eat shit.

Listen I have to fucking go Im in the middle of reading "Wheres Waldo Now" and im at a really exciting part.
P.S. Ive been working on my manners, cant you tell?


what a great role model.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

so claire did you end up banging your cousin? you said he was hot and he wanted to sleep with you..

by the way...do all girls know when guys want to fuck them? it's like the jedi mind trick...or guys just want to fuck...one or the other..

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do all girls know when guys want to fuck them?


Dont we usually send up a signal to let them know?

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[high fly]

Immediately after reading SR71s post, I had the old newsreel footage of the raising of the flag on Iwo Jima come to mind.
Fancy that.

" and they ask me why I drink"

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Fuck, shit, fuck, shit... oh shit I fuckin' did that shit again.

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The fuck you did!

" and they ask me why I drink"