Anal : Yes or No

[HAMMERHEAD]

Do you enjoy Anal Sex Yes or No????
Explain yourself.

[walking joint]

i always think i will, but once there i feel bad and can't really enjoy it.

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[IrishAlkey]

I get nervous when the toilet paper rips.

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[Tall_James]

Hmmmmm......

None of your goddamned bizness.


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[reeshy]

None of your goddamned bizness.



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[Reephdweller]

nah

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[high fly]

I went with the "no".

Sure, I've enjoyed doing it, but it's too much hassle to get and afterwards there's no place to put your dick.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hottub]

YAWN!!! :(

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[Bill From Yorktown]

Should I be worred that all the responses seem to be male?



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[DJEvelEd]

It all started one day when my girl was taking a diarrea in the bathroom. I walked in and the smell both sickened and excited me. I asked her for anal on the spot. She stood up, turned around, and bent over the toilet. I banged her ass for 20 minutes, there was shit everywhere (we even rubbed it on each other), and spermings. What a magical night.









She's gonna do my butt after the strap on gets surgically attached.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Sorta.

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[Snoogans]

man that is the nastiest fuckin thing ive ever heard

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[JohnnyCash]

thats the nastiest story ever.

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[monsterone]

It all started one day when my girl was taking a diarrea in the bathroom. I walked in and the smell both sickened and excited me. I asked her for anal on the spot. She stood up, turned around, and bent over the toilet. I banged her ass for 20 minutes, there was shit everywhere (we even rubbed it on each other), and spermings. What a magical night.




far more intelligent than defending the white castle tiny dancer.

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[DJEvelEd]

defending the white castle tiny dancer

Everytime he had diarrea he thought he was melting.

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[monsterone]

a fat fucker like that would spray like he has a jet pack in his ass. maybe he thought the batons were just meteors hitting him as he left the atmosphere.

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[DJEvelEd]

a fat fucker like that would spray like he has a jet pack in his ass.

Especially after eating those fuckin sliders. He probably shit himself just dancing around.

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[DJEvelEd]

Maybe his madness could be traced to his irritable bowels.

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[monsterone]

so are you saying homeboy might have needed to drop a duece and that explains his actions? i might have turned me around on this one, fella.

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[ChickenHawk]

It all started one day when my girl was taking a diarrea in the bathroom. I walked in and the smell both sickened and excited me. I asked her for anal on the spot. She stood up, turned around, and bent over the toilet. I banged her ass for 20 minutes, there was shit everywhere (we even rubbed it on each other), and spermings. What a magical night.
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[Death Metal Moe]

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[DJEvelEd]

"I did your mother in the butt and she had YOU!"

Then shouldn't my Mom & I have the Mad Pork Disease?

Did you wear a pigskin condom?

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-5-03 @ 10:44 AM

[high fly]

Tee hee hee! I voted twice!

No need to repeat my comments above, but because of my wishy-washy answer, this time I voted "yes", cancelling myself out.

It's great to live in a country where you can do that...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[hyperspace]

ok i'll admit it i was once fucked with a strap on.

[CrazyClare]

nope

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either love me or leave me alone.

[Iamnotatool]

Yes, but only with Crazy Clare

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[CrazyClare]

im saving my ass for someone who really loves me. Therefore; nope. ;p

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either love me or leave me alone.

[kc7586]

i say nay! that hurts way to much to be enjoyed, even with the pain is pleasure mindset.

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[The Chairman]

Dude, back in the day, I used to hit the holes due north so hard that my women used to have bungholes that were smaller in circumference than the inside of Bundt cakes...

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[Iamnotatool]

im saving my ass for someone who really loves me.



I love you Clare.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

smaller in circumference than the inside of Bundt cakes...


did you apply icing to the outside or were your cakes cream filled...

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and when you're bad you die when you die

[monsterone]

Dude, back in the day, I used to hit the holes due north so hard that my women used to have bungholes that were smaller in circumference than the inside of Bundt cakes...

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is there a mod around? it seems djevaled has hacked the chairman's account.






i say nay! that hurts way to much to be enjoyed, even with the pain is pleasure mindset.


aren't you 12 or something? you should be worrying about lil billy getting his hand in your pants, rather than your pooper getting stretched.

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[DJEvelEd]

Dude, back in the day, I used to hit the holes due north so hard that my women used to have bungholes that were smaller in circumference than the inside of Bundt cakes...

is there a mod around? it seems djeveled has hacked the chairman's account.


It's too funny for my tastes and there's no clever use of the word Faeces. Maybe it's Johneewadd.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-7-03 @ 11:04 PM

[kc7586]

aren't you 12 or something? you should be worrying about lil billy getting his hand in your pants, rather than your pooper getting stretched.
hey 12-yr olds need lovin too

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This message was edited by kc7586 on 12-8-03 @ 4:44 PM

[CrazyClare]

if you really loved me youd tell me how perky my tits are.

Clares list of guys to not let fuck her ass
Daddy
Uncle Patrick
Principal Arnone
Iamnotatool




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either love me or leave me alone.

[monsterone]

how come your cousin's name didn't make the list? eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Bama]

A lot of people didn't make that list.

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YANKEES SUCK

[CrazyClare]

Clare's list of guys to not let fuck her ass:
Daddy
Uncle Patrick
Principal Arnone
Iamnotatool
Cousin Christopher
Bamanation

But yours did Bama and that makes you special!

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either love me or leave me alone.

[Bama]

You wouldn't say that if you met me in person.

I'm actually quite handsome and charming.

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YANKEES SUCK

[CrazyClare]

I thought you wanted to be on the list your post seeded sad. Due to this misunderstanding I have taken you off the list, and folks youll be excited to hear there has been a new list developments!
Clare's list of guys to not let fuck her ass:
Daddy
Uncle Patrick
Principal Arnone
Iamnotatool
Cousin Christopher
all Red Sox fans


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and the countdown begins

[Heavy]

God really is a Yankee fan.

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[IrishAlkey]

Uncle Patrick


I love it when you call me that.

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[ChickenHawk]

im saving my ass for someone who really loves me.
Nothin' says lovin' like a good cock in the ass.

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[IrishAlkey]

Open that closet door, Chicken.

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[ChickenHawk]

NEVERRRRR!

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[IrishAlkey]

A tennis racket and a teddy bear?

You're so gay.

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[Arienette]

Nothin' says lovin' like a good cock in the assi love you, alkey.

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[Iamnotatool]

Who hasn't loved alchy in that way?



Clare, I'm honored you will never again let me into your sphincter of love. I'll have to play with your Cousin.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TheMojoPin]

I love Algae.

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[Bama]

I thought you wanted to be on the list


No one wants to be on that list. Except alkey apparently. Chicken probably wants on it too.

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[CrazyClare]

Clare's list of guys to not let fuck her ass:
Daddy
Uncle Patrick
Principal Arnone
Iamnotatool
Cousin Christopher
all Red Sox fans
Chicken Hawk
Irish by name only Alkey
My RA
My 70 year old boss who likes to touch me
Fezzy

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and the countdown begins

[DJEvelEd]

My Grandma loves Alpo.

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[Iamnotatool]

I want off the list. It used to be something to brag abuot, an elite list. Now its more watered down than the R+R Hall of Fame.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Bama]

I'm sure there are a lot of girls who have you on their list. You can still be proud of that.

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[Hottub]

My Mod Quote:
You don't wanna be on her lists...


Hey, I like that one! Nice job mod.

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[CrazyClare]

Clare's list of guys not to let tie her up and spank her while telling her what a bad girl shes been while pulling her hair with his other hand:
Iamnotatool

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and the countdown begins

[high fly]

(Heh heh heh heh heh)

(straightens tie, checks self in mirror, spits on hand and smooths cowlick)

not on any of her lists!

(breathes on fingernails, polishes them on lapel, sends exaggerated wink and points at Clare, while mouthing the word, "yeah!", followed by a hay-yooge smile)




" and they ask me why I drink"






This message was edited by high fly on 12-9-03 @ 7:03 PM

[Bama]

DAMN!!! Even her dad didn't make that list.

Sucks for someone here.



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[high fly]

Not me!



(chuckles to self, leaps in air & clicks heels)








Now where's my Vitalis?


" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-9-03 @ 7:15 PM

[Hottub]

if you really loved me you'd tell me how perky my tits are.


Your tits are really quite perkey, and I respect you,oh so much, for saving the "Balloon-Knot" for someone you truly love.


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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
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[Bama]

Complimenting her will only get you on the friend list. It's worse then the no tieing up and spanking list because not only can't you do that but you have to go shopping with her and talk about your feelings and stuff.

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[CrazyClare]

im starting to feel like the Santa of sex.

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and the countdown begins

[high fly]

Ohhhhh kayyy.

Lesseeeeeee, a lil' dab o' Brut behind the ears, jest a splash in the ol' chest hairs, and ooh-wee!, another lil' dab down there! as a lil' treat for the lil' lady...



(looks in mirror, blows kiss to self) You little devil, you!



" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-9-03 @ 7:23 PM

[CrazyClare]

oh and I prefer naughty over nice.
List of RF.Net posters who have responded in the last few hours and made me giggle and therefore have a chance at banging me as long as they are physically attractive enough.
High Fly
Bamanation

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and the countdown begins

[high fly]

(starts whistling a perky tune, gives self congratulatory slap on ass)

(Starts doing exaggerated "pimp walk")

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-9-03 @ 7:55 PM

[Hottub]

oh and I prefer naughty over nice.


Damn!! I guess that rules me out. I can't help but be nice.

I would even be nice while entering the Hershey Highway.



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furie, YOU ROCK!
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[CrazyClare]

i dont like poopy jokes

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and the countdown begins

[Hottub]

Then that double rules me out. I am not naughty, and I like toilet humor.

Damn my nice ,scatological personality!




BTW, this was post NUMBER 69 to this thread.
Hmmmmmmm

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This message was edited by Hottub on 12-9-03 @ 8:20 PM

[high fly]

(Opens closet, dramatically sweeps back jackets and pants to get to the shirt section. Selects a shiny silk 4 color number that looks like a piece of hard candy, puts it on after brushing chest hair)

("Pimp walks" over to mirrored bedroom wall, poses dramatically, then "pimp walks" over to jewelry box on dresser and selects large, clunky zodiac necklace, puts it on, while unbuttoning a few more shirt buttons. Starts humming some Barry White, segues into "Turn Out the Lights" by Teddy Pendergrass....)

(Picks up shiny electric blue silk tuxedo jacket, pulls out shirt collar over jacket lapel, starts singing "Lady Marmalade" by the Pointer Sisters, dancing picks up tempo, gets to chorus:
"Voulez vous couchee avec moi" and does the splits)

(Smiles at self in mirror, light gleams off diamond set in front incisor)

"I'm ready".



" and they ask me why I drink"

[Arienette]

List of RF.Net posters who have responded in the last few hours and made me giggle and therefore have a chance at banging me as long as they are physically attractive enoughhave i ever made you giggle, clare?

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[high fly]

( picks up watch fob on end of 2 foot gold chain & hooks to wide chrome studded belt)

(Mentally revues inventory: Pocket o' cash, handcuffs, flavored lube, usual smorgasboord of illicit drugs, phony police badge...)

" and they ask me why I drink"

[monsterone]

(Opens closet, dramatically sweeps back jackets and pants to get to the shirt section. Selects a shiny silk 4 color number that looks like a piece of hard candy, puts it on after brushing chest hair)

("Pimp walks" over to mirrored bedroom wall, poses dramatically, then "pimp walks" over to jewelry box on dresser and selects large, clunky zodiac necklace, puts it on, while unbuttoning a few more shirt buttons. Starts humming some Barry White, segues into "Turn Out the Lights" by Teddy Pendergrass....)

(Picks up shiny electric blue silk tuxedo jacket, pulls out shirt collar over jacket lapel, starts singing "Lady Marmalade" by the Pointer Sisters, dancing picks up tempo, gets to chorus:
"Voulez vous couchee avec moi" and does the splits)

(Smiles at self in mirror, light gleams off diamond set in front incisor)

"I'm ready".



" and they ask me why I drink"


ok there cosmokrammer. settle down and put away the camcorder.



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[CrazyClare]

List of Posters who I didnt mean to leave out of my last list.
Arienette
Death Metal Moe
Alkey
Hosp



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and the countdown begins

[Iamnotatool]

ok there cosmokrammer. settle down and put away the camcorder.



Good callback, but didn't he only videotape himself?



List of people who want me and are just making up lists to play hard to get, like a 7 year old girl slapping a 7 year old boy to let him know she likes him then denying it to her friends:


CrazyClare
Bamanation
Alchy

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[monsterone]

Good callback, but didn't he only videotape himself?



he makes no mention of their being anyone else in the room and makes more than 1 reference to mirrors. next on his cd changer is the divinyls

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[CrazyClare]

this is the song that never ends....

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[monsterone]

butt sex in b minor.

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[TheGameHHH]

what's funny about this whole thread is that anal or not, i could still make clare nut in like 30 seconds.

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[IrishAlkey]

List of Posters who I didnt mean to leave out of my last list.


So... you're saying there's a chance...

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[reeshy]

When is this thread going to end?? It's nothing but a pain in my ass!!!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

what's funny about this whole thread is that anal or not, i could still make clare nut in like 30 seconds.



Since when does nut mean vomit?

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[saveopieanthony.net]

i don't like having my dick become a dipstick covered in brown oil..

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[high fly]

ok there cosmokrammer. settle down and put away the camcorder.


Son, I'll have you know that I was "pimp walking" a good 15 years or so before Seinfeld ever came on.



If you were on the delectable Clare's list, you'd be "pimp walking" too.

Oooooh and her breasts are sooo superb.
Titular perfection, I say.
When she was faces south, the left nipple points right where the sun would be at, oh, 9:45am , and the right one points where the sun would be at 2:15pm.
Slightly meatier than those of Venus deMilo, they define the word "perky".




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[monsterone]

sorry, i guess my joke was too inside for you.

and how could claire not be enticed by someone who's trying to turn a thread titled Anal : Yes or No into some sort of twisted dating game. oh you are so smooth. can i get some lessons in your pimplogy?

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[high fly]

Monster, please, please don't ruin it for me. Check yestiddy's posts, I'm in, man, I'm in on gittin some-a that ass!


Look, hows about if I I.M. you, private-like, on how it goes?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[monsterone]

little known fact:
i'm 300lb chick who's claire's friend and i c-block everyone. better send in one of your boys to jump on the gernade

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[high fly]

"OK, you guys stage a fight in the prison yard over there to distract Monsterone's attention, while I grab Clare and we makes our getaway..."

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hosp]

List of Posters who I didnt mean to leave out of my last list.
Arienette
Death Metal Moe
Alkey
Hosp


Wow, who the hell knew I was that cool?

Since Alkey got Silera, and Arienette is a hot chick herself which is always cool, I guess I just need to find a way to kill Moe.

And I think his cholesterol may help me out.

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[Bama]

Clare just made my list. I hope we can still be friends.

Sorry.

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[East Side Dave]

Bi-foculed kid actors on my list:

Cousin Oliver
Ralphie from "Christmas Story"
Kid from "Jerry Maguire"
Rick Moranis


Sometimes I wish my list would start a band and I was their manager....

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