Everyone in the tri-state area thinks I'm gay

[DreamWeaver]

So I was at an engagement party last month for a friend of mine and like usual we were all drinking it up pretty good. The end of the evening is very fuzzy. Anywho, my friend's girlfriend writes for a newspaper based out of Red Bank called The Hub. At the end of the evening she starts interviewing some of us for a section of the paper called "Word on the Street". She asked us current event questions like what were our thoughts on gay marriages, Michael Jackson, etc etc.

Well my drunk ass answers the gay marriage question something like this " I think you should be able to marry whoever you want. I'd even marry a woman". I don't remember saying anything of the sort but I hear I did. She took our pictures and some info and left to get working on the paper.

I got a phone call from my father this morning.[scary Italian voice] so ah what.are jew gaaaay or sometin? Is my daughter GAY?![/scary Italian voice]. I had no idea what he was talking about. His secretary calls me and says she heard her bosses' daughter was in the paper confessing that she was gay. GREAT. So now my father is going to disown me and everyone in Monmouth and Middlesex counties thinks I'm gay. I have yet to see this paper so if you happen to stumble across it please skip the "Word on the street" section.

Thanks.


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[Jack_Doff]

Don't get discouraged. Some day you will meet a nice girl who will accept you for you, who will look at the inside. She won't feel that you should conform to societal norms. You can move to Massachusetts and get married. I hear the Italian food in the South End of Boston is great.

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[blakjeezis]

Everyone in the tri-state area thinks I'm gay


Wait, wait wait. Hold on just a second, here. You mean you're not?!?

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[blakjeezis]

SatCam, you have no idea how actually close to reality that is.

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Fez: "We don't care what anyone says!
"Let-em talk, we don't care, Ronnie.
"We're proud of what we are and who we are!..."

" and they ask me why I drink"

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Ron "stop with the buddy stuff. It stupid, its childish, it's immature."
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[Jack_Doff]

After reading your post, I did find this online, the handy gay-o-meter:

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/index.html

Jack_Doff is 36% gay!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I would advise burning any footage of Lights Out Parties, and strike the words "planet java" from your vocabulary.

It don't make you a bad person.

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[SatCam]

40% too straight
SATCAM IS 40% GAY
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.

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[DreamWeaver]

The Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter has calculated that Gina is 36 percent gay! You're a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!


See..I'm not GAY! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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[wilee]

The press is EVIL! Stay away from them! They always distort what you say!

(This coming from a guy who's contracted to a MAJOR NEWSPAPER right now...)

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[high fly]

DW, I just love what you've done with the place!
That dried flower arrangement sets off the drapes beautifully and the photos by Robert Maplethorpe are just perfect!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hosp]

Wow, who would have thought that you'd get kicked out before Jen?


And after seeing your last couple of boyfreinds, I couldn't say that I'm surprised.


That's what you get for not coming out to the party on Saturday night.

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[Jennitalia]

carpet muncher

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[JustJon]

two things:

1) I think someone needs to scan this so we can all confirm DW's gayness.

2)
FACT (as stated by DW): Everyone in the tri-state area thinks I'm gay

FACT: DW lives in the tri-state area

THEREFORE: DW thinks she's gay.

Well, hon, if you were gay, no one would know better than you.

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[Tall_James]

Don't worry. The news hasn't made it to New England yet.


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[blakjeezis]

FACT (as stated by DW): Everyone in the tri-state area thinks I'm gay

FACT: DW lives in the tri-state area

THEREFORE: DW thinks she's gay.


Hey Mr. Spock, ease up on the logic puzzles, huh? It's okay to come up for air every once in a while.

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 12-16-03 @ 2:04 PM

[FUNKMAN]

i don't know, you were pretty good at softball...

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[furie]

move to PA


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[SuperClerk]

"A crumpet muncher?"

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Thanks Jon!

[Justice4all]

Your father has met your BOYFRIEND right?

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[TheGameHHH]

dude, you're soooo gay

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[high fly]

So, Dream, do you think these shoes go with these pants?

Maybe the patent leather, instead?



" and they ask me why I drink"

[The Chairman]

(scary Italian voice) so ah what.are jew gaaaay

Being Jewish, having an Italian father and him finding out you're gay. yeeesh. I can't think of anything worse.





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[serVice]

Don't worry about it, the Hub is a fluff rag run out of a basement of a shitty "mall." i don't think anything to be paying attention to.

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

[blakjeezis]

Your father has met your BOYFRIEND right?


See, that's where the problem might be. I'm not afraid of most men, but this man legitimately scares the shit outta me. Most of the time, if he's around, I pretty much act like a woman. This may be the source of the confusion.

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[ADF]

She can't be gay, I've seen her play softball.

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[JerseyRich]

I find this whole story suspect, due to the fact that I don't believe anyone that lives in Monmouth and Middlesex Counties is able to read.

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[monsterone]

quit posting!!! i don't want to catch the gay.

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[phixion]

are you Al Dukes?

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[PanterA]

wow...now I know why Jeezis has tits.

I'm glad you can both come out, so publicly.

I would also like a signed copy of that paper!

I'm serious!

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[wilee]

find this whole story suspect, due to the fact that I don't believe anyone that lives in Monmouth and Middlesex Counties is able to read.
Just remember, one of the Admins lives in Monmouth...

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[SatCam]

Being Jewish, having an Italian father and him finding out you're gay

Did that come out right?

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