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Katylina
12-17-2003, 02:49 PM
for Christmas. Hermit crabs!!

Meet Princess Fiona:
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... and playing with Sponge Bob & the gang.
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2 more are on the way (Prince Patrick and King Jack)! Anyone else have pet Hermit crabs? Any advice on how to take care of them?
Fiona never comes out of her shell when humans are around, but she travels when no one is looking.
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walking joint
12-17-2003, 02:54 PM
Any advice on how to take care of them?


if you let them out to run in your yard, make sure the gate is shut so they don't run away.

also, if taking them for a walk, i believe you need a leash.

and keep them away from Sponge Bob...looks like he has got something up his sleeve.

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keithy_19
12-17-2003, 03:05 PM
Cheap bastard. He could have given you lobster at least.

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high fly
12-17-2003, 03:08 PM
I had those once.
The RID worked ok on everything but my eyelashes. I had to scrape-em outta there.
Good luck!

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Iamnotatool
12-17-2003, 03:14 PM
Penicillin

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SatCam
12-17-2003, 03:38 PM
you sure he didnt give you a lady bug?

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Snoogans
12-17-2003, 03:45 PM
i read the title and though you were dating Rick Delgado, but then remembered he got his from a gay guy

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Contra
12-17-2003, 06:41 PM
My boyfriend gave me crabs...


*Sigh*

I suppose it was just a matter of time ;)

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JustJon
12-18-2003, 10:43 AM
King Jack
Jack Kirby truly was the King.

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high fly
12-18-2003, 10:52 AM
Cook -em up before you get too attached to them, Katy.
Otherwise your house is going to get that "pet store" smell.

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FUNKMAN
12-18-2003, 10:56 AM
keep it moist... i think they give you a small sea sponge that you put in the cage, keep it moist... you can sprinkle some water in the shell and onto the crab once in awhile. and have a bigger shell available so when he grows he can transfer over to it...



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Bill From Yorktown
12-18-2003, 10:59 AM
you missed the obvious name - Stinky McFlusherton

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sr71blackbird
12-18-2003, 11:57 AM
Im sure the blender next to his cage will keep him in line!

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jocefus
12-18-2003, 12:13 PM
i used to work at a pet store for 3 years and we use to sell hermitt crabs... Hermit Crabs live on land so they breath through gills u need to keep them very moist and wet, otherwise they will suffocate.. not sure if u have it, but u can go to any pet store and get a "natural" spunge... hermitt crabs use it to drink from and lay underneath for the moisture and the humidity... keep a water dish in the cage too but nota deep one where the crab can drown... hermitt crabs are also scavengers so they will eat about anything.. u can give them some fruits and vegetables mixed in with their food or give it in a seperate dish.... try not to keep them next to a heater or ac, they love humidity and this will dry them out...hope this helps

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high fly
12-18-2003, 12:15 PM
But don't hermit crabs just want to be left alone?

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CrazyClare
12-18-2003, 06:01 PM
i had hermit crabs when i was younger they lived for about 3 years. bigger shells and moisture are key. you can get shells with eyes glued to them and a leash but after a couple months i got bored with that. You can get cool different colored shells though, i had a leopard print one that was rad.

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sr71blackbird
12-18-2003, 06:08 PM
what would these things do if we didnt give them shells? I mean, if they were around out in the real world and there was no shells to be found, what do they do?

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ag
12-19-2003, 06:05 AM
keep casie away from them

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JustJon
12-19-2003, 07:03 AM
Hermit Crabs live on land so they breath through gills
sure, that makes sense.

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IrishAlkey
12-19-2003, 07:23 AM
Hermit Crabs live on land so they breath through gills
sure, that makes sense.

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12-19-2003, 08:20 AM
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JustJon
12-19-2003, 09:32 AM
must have been the same day he created the platypus.

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TheKnicks23
12-19-2003, 09:34 AM
I had 2 or 3 hermit crabs about 5 years ago. I remember constantly wetting this little sponge I had for them. I forgot for 3 days once and they died...

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jocefus
12-19-2003, 10:07 AM
wow i really fuked up there..give me the golden helmet and call me duke..

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hey my man, what it look like

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FXS
12-19-2003, 10:12 AM
he should've given you a feather duster for the top of that TV. I'm not saying my house is spotless, far from it, but damn take a damp cloth to that!

peace
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ToddEVF
12-20-2003, 11:02 AM
Katylina, what a shock post.

anywho, congrats on the sponge bob squarepants/crabs

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Katylina
12-30-2003, 03:14 PM
Because All of my friends are working During My Vacation (http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/hermitcrab.html)

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IrishAlkey
12-30-2003, 03:20 PM
The rest of the world needed to see that.

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Katylina
12-30-2003, 03:24 PM
Yes. I agree.

IrishAlkey: you are abosultely insane
Katylina: hahahahahah
Katylina: its meant for kids
Katylina: like they can learn about hermit crab care
Katylina: or im just fucking insane
Katylina: either or
IrishAlkey: take a picture of the crab out of its shell on your vag and caption it "the only safe sex is no sex"
Katylina: LMAO
Katylina: now thats classic
IrishAlkey: oh id pay a healthy dollar amount
IrishAlkey: i expect weekly updates in the crab blog
Katylina: ok no prob
Katylina: ima go finish it up now
Katylina: haha
IrishAlkey: you do the lords work

Because you make me laugh. You cur.

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IrishAlkey
12-30-2003, 03:25 PM
Nothing is sacred.

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Katylina
12-30-2003, 03:32 PM
I worship your wittiness.

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IrishAlkey
12-30-2003, 03:36 PM
Get going on that picture I requested.

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Bill From Yorktown
12-30-2003, 03:39 PM
bait and switch

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Iamnotatool
12-30-2003, 03:44 PM
Can you see the crab, if it is surrounded by other, DIFFERENT types of....um....crabs?

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IrishAlkey
12-30-2003, 03:45 PM
I hope it gets frightened and retreats into a hole.

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Iamnotatool
12-30-2003, 03:47 PM
Any hole will do at that point, I mean, its already up to bat, it just needs to swing...








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Katylina
12-30-2003, 03:52 PM
I think I need pubic hair for the hermit crab to nestle in, so, alas, this photo op will come to naught.

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billyio
12-30-2003, 04:02 PM
Hermit crabs really eat applesauce?

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high fly
12-30-2003, 04:02 PM
Katy- you talk like that on purpose just because you know what it does to me.

I, uh, gotta go right now...

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Bill From Yorktown
12-30-2003, 04:07 PM
I think I need pubic hair for the hermit crab to nestle in, so, alas, this photo op will come to naught.

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not that it wouldnt be interesting, but a bare clam works too.....



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Katylina
12-31-2003, 02:26 PM
I have 4 hermit crabs now that I love having as pets. When I woke up this morning, one of my hermit crabs had left their old shell and went into brand new one. I was very excited because the previous day another crab had left their old shell for a new one. Well, I just checked on my crabs now, and to my astonishment, I had only three crabs left. The fourth one who had moved into a new shell that I discovered this morning is completely gone without a trace. I looked in all 5 of my empty shells, and Fiona is not in any of them. I took out all of the hermit crabs, shells, the climbing log and food dish to search for, and still came up with nothing. I was wondering if perhaps she buried herself to start the moliting process. I am very nervous about my lost hermit crab.

During my Internet research on molting, they kept suggesting to seperate my molting hermit crab from the rest, but how do I do that when I can't even find the damn thing??

If anyone can find new information about disappearing hermit crabs, it would be much appreciated.





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sr71blackbird
12-31-2003, 02:49 PM
They dont eat each other, do they?? I have a newt, and bought a baby newt as a companion and one day it vanished, and I went nuts looking for it, then I thought maybe it ate it. But I found him like 3 months later all dried up in my bathroom :(

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Katylina
12-31-2003, 02:52 PM
Well, they say that the other hermit crabs can revert to cannibalism of the newly molted hermit crab. I guess it's a matter of who finds her first-- me or the other crabs.

How did a baby newt end up in your bathroom???

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12-31-2003, 05:00 PM
I wish I was your crab.

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sr71blackbird
12-31-2003, 05:03 PM
At the time, I didnt realise it could climb up the glass and I didnt have a cover. I felt bad. Now the newt has a fire bellied toad to keep him company, and they get along great. Both are fire bellies.

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01-01-2004, 02:43 PM
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Katylina
01-13-2004, 03:19 PM
Alas, I had six crabs the other day and now I have only 5. Poor Eleanor of the lady bug shell has died.

So my questiong is-- how do I dispose of it? I am very grossed out even just looking at it laying there out of it's shell.

My dad tells me to throw it outside. GROSS- for the birds to eat? What would you do?

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FUNKMAN
01-13-2004, 03:24 PM
What would you do?


burial at sea.... would seem like the only appropriate and respectful thing to do...


otherwise just flush it...

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MattyBronx
01-13-2004, 03:44 PM
I gave a girlfriend sea monkeys once. You had to feed them sea bananas.


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