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[CrazyClare]

ok so i was just giving myself a quick trim "down there" when someone knocked on my door and I jumped. I ended up cutting a tiny slit in my labia minora and it reaaaaaaaaally hurt, in fact it still hurts. So I confess Im an ass, please tell me im not the only one whos ever accidently hurt themselves groomming the black and curleys?

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[Snoogans]

yea i cut my labia whatever too once.

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[CrazyClare]

I will not have my thread about a serious injury made into a mockery by the likes of you. I also suggest you catchup on your anatomy, good day to you sir!!

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[Snoogans]

fine, yes, one time i slightly caught the scrote with a scissor and it was very unpleasant


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[FUNKMAN]

in these cases i usually say 'oochie ouchy' but i've just changed it to 'coochie ouchy'...

if it gets infected let me know, i'll suck the poison out...
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hmm.... being a Dr. KNOWITALL I will have to get up close and personal with the aforementionend wound.


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[MizzleTizzle]

No; but a few times when drunk the Scrot got bit by a couple of zipper teeth after taking a wiz, and man that hurt like a freaking lightning bolt.

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

all it means is that the brundlefly hair will grow back much thicker at the site of the wound....

and, that itll taste like crimson....

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[TheGameHHH]

be more careful, one shouldn't hurt themselves while trimming "down there"

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once upon a time I got all trimmed up for a new gal in my life and didn't think anything of it...so after a couple nights of passion with her I started to feel slight discomfort, and not the during peeing one. This f'er hurt while I was walking, sitting, anything. So I went to the local famcare place and asked them to take a look at the goods...by the time I got there and whatnot (a couple of days after the initial discomfort) I had a 'growth' .....thought I had contracted something from this girl and told her so...turns out I had an ingrown hair. I never told her that part and left it as I didn't want to see her anymore due to the fact that she was......hmmm...what was the word i used?....."filthy," thats the one....oops

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[Arienette]

guilty. and yes, it is quite painful. i like to hear that these sorts of things have happened to the guys, too... there's already enough unfairness.

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[FUNKMAN]

there's already enough unfairness.


like getting out of speeding tickets... hmmmm?
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i've nicked my ear and sliced my adams apple with the razor but not the groinal area, i just use the electric comb or shears down there, in that place...

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[Fallon]

I've nicked my balls on occasion. Stings for a couple minutes.

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You see ?? That's why I use hot wax........no sharp objects near my twig and berries.

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[sr71blackbird]

When I shave, I usually get a few cuts on my sack that bleeds like a motherfucker. I have a few pair of black underpants for those days ;p

The new razor Quattro seems to really cut down the likelyhood of that, because the blades are shielded with micro fine wires which prevents loose skin from entering between the blades.

I hope your slitted slit heals lickety split! :p

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[DJEvelEd]

I don't have any hair around my peehole proper. I do shave my balls and I only have problems when I try to get inside the crease.










folds?









crevice?













wrinkles?









OK OK My sack is a big leathery raisin with inch long pubes. I stretch it out flat before I shave it and it hurts, oh how it hurts.




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[wilee]

Sorry to hear, Clare.

Gotta watch those blades...

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[Hosp]

The first time I cut myself while trimming down there with an electric clipper I didn't feel it. So later in the day when I was on the porcelain throne, taking care of business, and I looked down and saw blood in the crotchal area of my underwear it scared the shit out of me. Once I inspected and figured out what it was I was both relieved and felt like an ass.

The last time I trimmed, I got caught pretty bad. So bad that when I felt the pain and jerked my hand, I accidentally punched myself in the nuts.

I really shouldn't be free to walk amongst the normal people.


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[high fly]

ok so i was just giving myself a quick trim "down there" when someone knocked on my door and I jumped. I ended up cutting a tiny slit in my labia minora and it reaaaaaaaaally hurt, in fact it still hurts. So I confess Im an ass, please tell me im not the only one whos ever accidently hurt themselves groomming the black and curleys?





Now you know why they call me "Stump".




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[IrishAlkey]

I read this whole thread with my legs crossed.

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[Arienette]

I almost stabbed my eye with a fork once. I was drunk and aiming for my ear.i would just like to take a moment to comment on the fact that this is the east side dave comment that's made the most sense to me.


scary.

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[monsterone]

can you imagine the trouble jamie lee curtis has to go through to trim up?

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[SatCam]

I think I winced more reading the story than if I really cut down there.

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[Katylina]

I shave my pussy every day, and when I rush, sometimes I get a cut or two down there. They hurt like mother fuckers.

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[sr71blackbird]

I only need to shave my ball bag every 3 or 4 days.

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[Snoogans]

i trim, but couldnt imagine the awful itch that would come from completely shaving that.

its gotta be the worst thing when it starts growing back in

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[CrazyClare]

i feel better today, it doesnt burn when i make peepee anymore.

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