Ever Lied About Where You Were... And Get Caught?

[ChickenHawk]

One time when I was about 15, it was around midnight and I told my mother I was just going across the street to my friend's house. The truth was I was going about 20 minutes away to this chick's house with a box of condoms in hopes of getting laid. Needless to say, I didn't, but we hooked up and had a little fun... But that's not the point. The next day, my retard friend (from accross the street) comes over to my place, and blatantly spouts out in front of my mother "So, what'd you do last night?" My response: "I uhh... went to your place, dumbass." His response, "ooOOHHH, yeeeaaahh." in obvious I'm-Just-Playing-Along fashion. I wanted to punch him, but just when I was ready to cave and tell the truth, I covered up my frist lie with another lie! BRILLIANT! I "went to his house, but when I got there, his door was locked (He'll usually leave it open at night if I'm coming over so I don't have to ring the doorbell and wake up his family). So when I couldn't get in, I just took a walk to the bodega, got some chips, and ran into a couple friends." That was that. It could've been a lot worse, but does anyone else have a story where they lied about their where-abouts, and got caught like a rat? Confess PUSSIES.

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[Snoogans]

why didnt you just say you were goin to this chick friends house and left it at that. if your parents were cool enough to let you out at midngiht when you were 15, they probably wouldnt have cared.

when i was alot younger, i used to lie like that, but i dont really remember any. And my parents are cool, so ever since i can remember, ive always just told them what i was actually goin to do

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[monsterone]

when i was in 6th grade, i would tell my parents i was going to "the fort" or i had to go lock up "the fort." "the fort" was a spot in the woods where would smoke cigs, etc...

then my parents found my pack of smokes and asked me to take them to "the fort." just some trees and butts. they weren't ammused.

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[Snoogans]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

thats funny. we had "a fort", we used to blaze and set off fire works there. but tech, you didnt lie, you actually went to the fort. it was just what you did there that got you

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[monsterone]

well, i did lie, when i would come home late, and say i had to lock up the fort. if there was only a door.

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[Snoogans]

seriously, your parents knew. if my kid ever comes through sayin about how he is at the fort, thats an automatic trouble detector. even if he really has a fort, kids only make forts to cause trouble.

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[monsterone]

well, we did wise up and actually built a fort. 2 floors, a deck, and a huge fire pit. then the high school head bangers took it over on the weekends- though they couldn't kick us out, it was ours and i think they like the novelty of "these lil kids" hanging out. they gave us beer & cigs, and i found out i could funnel 2 beers. man, i was the king that night

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[ChickenHawk]

why didnt you just say you were goin to this chick friends house and left it at that.
'Cuz I was allowed to go across the street at midnight, but not a 20 minute walk away. I wouldn't have been able to go.


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[Snoogans]

thats kinda fucked up. i know if i had beer, id want that shit, i wouldnt be giving it to any little kids.

when we were like 6th grade and younger, the fort thing was basically trees we hung by. In HS, there is an old abandom stone house from the 17 and 1800's and now has a fire pit and what not. its similar cause whenever some one is there, they usually said they were goin "up the mountain" and basically just drove off road a mile or so to take mushrooms and drink

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[Snoogans]

ok touche hawk, in that case, what the fuck bodega's are open at midnight. i cant believe your parents bought such a shitty cop out lie

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[ChickenHawk]

Bodega two blocks from me is 24/7...

C'mon people.. Somebody's gotta have a good "Getting Caught Lying About Where You Are" story.

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[BoondockSaint]

When I was 18 I was arrested for DWI. The cops told me I would be arrainged at 9am and most likely be released on my own recognizance. So with my 1 call I called my parents to tell them I was sleeping at my friends house and would be home sometime the next day. Well, I wasn't arrainged until about midnight the next day. My parents had called my friend and he had told them what happened. Imagine my surprise when they were sitting in the courtroom.

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