No RF dot Net 2003 Awards?

[MizzleTizzle]

Maybe it was done, I don't know; it's Friday, I'm bored, and this is probably a bad idea that will dissolve into fighting, but maybe...

Anyway; this is in the Confessional, meaning, No Judgements. I won't be offended if I'm mentioned in a thread in a negative manner, but let's keep it light, like this:

2003 BEST THREAD: Umm I will get back to this I gotta go look...

2003 WORST THREAD: The One Where Moe said Bye

2003 BEST POSTER: Irish Alkey

2003 HOTTEST POSTER OF OPPOSITE SEX: Tie: Katylina/Arienette

2003 BEST THING ON R+F SHOW: Re-intro of Comedy Pyramids. Hooray!

2003 WORST THING ON R+F SHOW: Tie: Splitting two shifts/ the wonderboy saga

2003 PERSONAL COMMENTS: Great Year; but I'd be lying if I wish they werent back in NY. And Perrynoid deserves a shot.

Feel free to lock it; edit it; take out a category, whatever. Just an idea; I would like to see what people thought about stuff last year, but keep it on a Positive Slant.

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-3-04 @ 1:02 PM

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This message was edited by SatCam on 1-2-04 @ 6:16 PM

[walking joint]

that makes me the 2nd hottest then.

but i'm also the most boring poster

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[stickyfingers]

2003 best thread nominee has got to be Sticky's Family Feud (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/34633/page/stickyfingers_Family_Feud.htm)...it was easily the most original and entertaining and had the most posts per hour ever



Katylina/Arienette


I didn't know they were the same people


Good Job Mizzle...I think recognitions are a good idea. Possible other categories Rookie of the Year, Smartest, Comeback Artist of the year...any other ideas?



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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 1-2-04 @ 6:36 PM

[walking joint]

i missed it the fist time around, but after reading it your Family Feud thread was the best one. i have to try and make it up past 12 o'clock sometime.

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[IrishAlkey]

2003 BEST POSTER: Irish Alkey


You and I are gonna' get along just fine.

He's actually right, though... I'm really great.

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[stickyfingers]

I am going for best poster 2004....here's my first entry:

Best.

Poster.

Ever.




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[El Mudo]

2003 best thread nominee has got to be Sticky's Family Feud...it was easily the most original and entertaining and had the most posts per hour ever



I'm personally a fan of the "What did Silera say?" thread...

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[Hottub]

Best New Mod Quote:



My knee is fuckin hurts and my ass smelled like banana the whole day


God Bless the Letter Carriers!

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[MizzleTizzle]

Possible other categories Rookie of the Year, Smartest, Comeback Artist of the year...any other ideas?


hell yeah dont stick with my stupid ideas, make some up; i'm amazed everyone is cool about this so far. And Alkey it's only coz you say it in ten words, and i need at least 100 to say 'dear sir'.


This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-3-04 @ 1:02 PM

[Tall_James]

Threads I'd Like To Nominate In "Thread Of The Year" Category -

1. "The Long Story Game"
2. "Musical Go Fish"
3. "What Did Silera Say?"
4. "Billy Staples sighting at STAPLES!!!"
5. "Free Guinness Bar Towels..hurry! "




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[IrishAlkey]

I'm still rubbing my Guiness bar towel on my ballies as I type this reply.

It's so warm and fluffy.

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[Hottub]

Hey Alkey, did you really get your shit?

Or are you just rubbing your ballies on your old batch-rag?

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[IrishAlkey]

I haven't gotten a damn thing except extra fliars for beer in my mail.

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[Hottub]

I had to "Tea Bag" my mailman before he would tell me if he swiped it, or not.

NO!! It wasn't Pants!!
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[stickyfingers]

4. "Billy Staples sighting at STAPLES!!!"


this one made me laugh as well....also just b/c its a good idea, I like the "R & F the classics" because i've listened to them all and they made me laugh also and she showed me her boobies and I liked them too



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[Hottub]

I also enjoyed the "Lunch" thread.

I was always starving after checking up on that one.

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[A.J.]

2003 BEST THREAD:

Silera's "I Shave My Asshole" thread. Eye-catching title, educational content.

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[keithy_19]

HEY! LOCK THIS THREAD! I'M UPSET AND HURT! And how do you know I don't take what you say to heart? I'm utterly disgusted with this board.

As for best poster-East Side Dave

Funniest Poster-East Side Dave

Worst Thread-The one I started about the friend I like...because you were all being honest with me.

Worst Thread-The one where Moe left.

*i was kidding about locking the thread




They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

[IrishAlkey]

educational content.


Corn and peanuts have never taught me a damn thing.

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[Snoogans]

i cant believe im gonna set you guys up like this but what the fuck award do i get

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
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[IrishAlkey]

Best Mullet

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[silera]

i cant believe im gonna set you guys up like this but what the fuck award do i get


We promise not to let the alphabet kill you in self defense.


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[Arienette]

2003 HOTTEST POSTER OF OPPOSITE SEX: Tie: Katylina/Arienettethis may well be the best thread of 2004. keep up the good work, mizzle.

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[samnyc]

Can somebody please recap that thread for me. I missed it when it started and then it ballooned.


I'm personally a fan of the "What did Silera say?" thread...

[Dudeman]

Best Thread (by far): Ron and Fez: The Classics

until another post starts putting up old classic shows, that will be by far the most entertaining use of this message board.

worst thread: it's snowing, so what's all this bs about global warming


-the dude is online-

[high fly]

What cracks me up about this is that it was suggested by that straight edge kid and for his trouble, he got clubbed unmercifully for it.

My favorite new expression is "lesser mods".


For post of the year, though it didn't get the props it deserved, I'd like to nominate my quintafecta.

It was from when the US killed Uday and Qusay Hussein, as well as one of their 14 year old kids.
Commenting on the photos of the bodies, I wondered why no one had the presence of mind to pose Uday and Qusay in the "69" position.
Better yet, throw in the 14 year old in a daisy chain and use the photos as propaganda against the terrorists.
I claimed a rare "quintafecta, because the photos would contain:
Menage a' trois
Homosexuality
Incest
Pedophilia
and, drum roll please, Necrophilia!



N

" and they ask me why I drink"




This message was edited by high fly on 1-3-04 @ 12:32 PM

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Most Stoned Poster: Snoogans
Smartest Poster: Too Cute
Most Offensive Poster: DjEvelEd
Best Farker: SatCam




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[mikeyboy]

What cracks me up about this is that it was suggested by that straight edge kid and for his trouble, he got clubbed unmercifully for it.


Not exactly. The thread you're referring to asked who the worst poster is. That, out of the blocks, is a recipe for disaster. We don't condone threads whose sole purpose is to run board members down. To that end, I edited Mizzle's posts to take out the category of "worst poster".

Let's keep this positive.

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[Iamnotatool]

Most Stoned Poster: Snoogans



If y'all only knew, I'd smoke Snoogans to sleep.



Much respect Snoog.....I'm sure it would be a tough battle, but you'd go nighty night, then I'd freeze your underthings...

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[walking joint]

i'd take you on in a smoking contest. i've been practicing for such an event for years now.

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[MizzleTizzle]

i cant believe im gonna set you guys up like this but what the fuck award do i get


Snoogans = Smartest Smoker of Sativa

And yes, Worst Poster was a recipe for disaster; and the thread seems to be doing nicely on it's own. Arienette, what can I say, it's a confessional; the pictures at Halloween did it. Guilty as charged.

Anyway; I thought of another idea, instead of Worst Poster, and that would be;

Q: What category would you, yourself win? Turn the tables on yourself for good or bad. Alkey, calm the fuck down and read the rest of this before awarding yourself Best/Longest/Smartest whatever. Sit down.

Anyway:

Mike the Teacher would win for, in my opinion.

Lengthiest Poster [that's number of words; not the other length, but...]. Maybe wordiest. Or Ramblingest.

MizzleTizzle would win: new Board name that will get stale so fast it already is.

[MizzleTizzle]

i'd take you on in a smoking contest.


sadly, probably a recipe for disaster. Ok I gotta stop using that phrase. For those who didn't listen back then, R+F had a night or two where there was a rolling contest [I believe the 'chicks cant roll' debate was the reason], and I think it went OK, but Al Dukes made the bright idea of asking one of the suits if, legally, it was a good idea. Not realizing that a simple 'rolling contest' would be just that, who cared what was being rolled, and nothing else need be mentioned. Especially to ths suits.

Don't know what is/isn't allowed on now, but I'd like to hear That contest.

[JohnnyCash]

[/quote]

Mike the Teacher would win for, in my opinion.

Lengthiest Poster [that's number of words; not the other length, but...]. Maybe wordiest. Or Ramblingest.
[/quote]


That might be a toss up between you and The Chairman. We'll have to go to the judges on that one. But at least you guys have good stuff to say and dont just ramble on like certain other posters...

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[Hottub]

i cant believe im gonna set you guys up like this but what the fuck award do i get



the winner of the least wear and tear award to a shift and period key goes to snoogans he has prooven time and time again that punctuation and capitalization are for pussies and nobody finds it tedious to read posts that are set up like this and what you are trying to say definitly outweighs your ability to properly form a sentence also i am tired of the bullshit excuse that he types to fast to use punctuation and capitalization it takes absolutly zero extra time to simultaniuosly hit a shift key and a letter key and about a quarter of a second to hit a period question mark etc so with this said i salute you mr snoogans have a great 2004 bye

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[jocefus]

my vote for thread of the year goes to "what did silera say"

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[A.J.]

peanuts have never taught me a damn thing.

Booker T. Washington must be rolling over in his grave.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Mike the Teacher would win for, in my opinion.

Lengthiest Poster [that's number of words; not the other length, but...]. Maybe wordiest. Or Ramblingest.


You, apparently have never read any of the chairman's posts.


Best DC Poster: *ahem*

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[MizzleTizzle]

Booker T. Washington must be rolling over in his grave.


George Washington Carver?

[keithy_19]

Hey Mikey Boy, what the hell? I'd rather have an award then no award. This utterly dissapoints me. Well, there is always next year, SO EXPECT A LOT OF THREADS ABOUT GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS AND DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME! ::insert evil laugh::



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But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

[Heavy]

We don't condone threads whose sole purpose is to run board members down.


Its a good thing you dont feel the same about mod quotes

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[DJEvelEd]

Its a good thing you dont feel the same about mod quotes

How ironically funny. Haw Haw!!

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[samnyc]

Best board fight: the Horde King Dilemna
Most educational posts: Chairman on beer and Sparks
Most politically astute: Hippie

[Snoogans]

f y'all only knew, I'd smoke Snoogans to sleep.



Much respect Snoog.....I'm sure it would be a tough battle, but you'd go nighty night, then I'd freeze your underthings...


your on bitch, pick a date. i know people who can hold their shit with me, but no one has ever put it on me.

hard to put it on someone with a max THC count

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The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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This message was edited by Snoogans on 1-3-04 @ 8:41 PM

[Snoogans]

the winner of the least wear and tear award to a shift and period key goes to snoogans he has prooven time and time again that punctuation and capitalization are for pussies and nobody finds it tedious to read posts that are set up like this and what you are trying to say definitly outweighs your ability to properly form a sentence also i am tired of the bullshit excuse that he types to fast to use punctuation and capitalization it takes absolutly zero extra time to simultaniuosly hit a shift key and a letter key and about a quarter of a second to hit a period question mark etc so with this said i salute you mr snoogans have a great 2004 bye


might be the funniest thing all year.
whatever yo, like you say, you guys read it. plus i occasionally use periods, and alot of commas. capital letters just dont matter to me along with apostrophies, unless im getting graded on it or its work related or some such

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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[stickyfingers]

can i watch and breathe and stuff....i am actually just interested to see the freezing of underthings


Other Categories:

Most Likely to Succeed in 2004: The Chairman...hes smert

Best Dressed: Silera

Best Contributer to the Show of 2003: Jafter/Mike the T

Best Contributer to Board Events: JustJon

Best Pool Player: Stickyfingers (finished 2nd in the tournament and the guy who won had never listened to the show.....and beats another player on this board who spends a lot of time with 'Best Dressed' on a regular basis)



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[Snoogans]

and beats another player on this board who spends a lot of time with 'Best Dressed' on a regular basis


ill beat you both

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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[stickyfingers]

I'll just send the other poster I was talking about and he'll beat you and therefore I'd win by proxy...in fact I'll send 'Best Dressed' and she'll take care of you by herself

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[Hottub]

the winner of the least wear and tear award to a shift and period key goes to snoogans he has prooven time and time again that punctuation and capitalization are for pussies and nobody finds it tedious to read posts that are set up like this and what you are trying to say definitly outweighs your ability to properly form a sentence also i am tired of the bullshit excuse that he types to fast to use punctuation and capitalization it takes absolutly zero extra time to simultaniuosly hit a shift key and a letter key and about a quarter of a second to hit a period question mark etc so with this said i salute you mr snoogans have a great 2004 bye


might be the funniest thing all year.
whatever yo, like you say, you guys read it. plus i occasionally use periods, and alot of commas. capital letters just dont matter to me along with apostrophies, unless im getting graded on it or its work related or some such

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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0



OK, you have been graded. Content and Hottub ass-kiss A+

Sentence structure, and use of proper punctuation and capitalization..... D


Light it up, Dude.

and Happy New Year!

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[Snoogans]

D for sentence structure and puncuation! man you should lose your certification for that, theirs no way i cleared 50, never mind pulled a D ;p

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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[stickyfingers]

Most Combative: Snoogans

Best Golfer: spoon

Least Best Golfer: Staples

Best Law enforcement officer: Christhecop

Most Comedically inclined: Garywyze

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[A.J.]

George Washington Carver?

Yeah, that's who I meant.

::Hangs head in shame::

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[high fly]

Rookie Of The Year?

(coughs, straightens tie, smooths down cowlick in vain)







" and they ask me why I drink"

[Iamnotatool]

HighFly, you had too many AB's in 02 to be qualified as a rookie. Sorry kiddo.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[stickyfingers]

Rookie of the Year: i would say this person should have joined in January of 2003 and made it to Super Poster, been on the air with the boys, and have been named something like co-mvp at the softball game....hmm...i don't know if we have anyone...quite...like...oh!



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