I Hate Porn.

[newport king]

i don't know if i have finally just gone overboard, but i've seen so much of it i'm not even interested in it anymore. Everytime i put on one of the fuck channels it's usually some skinny, fake breasted, blonde giving a half assed uninspired performance while trying to look oh so hot for the camera. And they all look the same.
Maybe i like my porn starlets a little ugly, i think it makes them work a little harder. I mean when i hear people talking about how great these famous porn stars are, i just don't see it. Maybe i've just over done it, but i seriously feel like alex from a clockwork orange, everytime i see any of the current stuff i want to vomit.
Anyone else have this problem? Cause i used to love this stuff. I feel like i've lost an old friend.

~another newport king joint~

[IrishAlkey]

I have sex.

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[DJEvelEd]

I like when they hock lougies on each others genitals.


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[Johnathan H Christ]

yeah, i saw one where there were three guys wearing fishbowls on their heads, and they were filling this girl airtight. and as this was going on they were hitting the girl with these big fake (i hope) fish. not the hottest thing ever... but just so strange that you cant stop watching it.

maybe you should just broaden your horizons and go for something truly sick instead of your traditional suck and fuck flick.

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[newport king]

I have sex.

with yourself doesn't count.


yeah, i saw one where there were three guys wearing fishbowls on their heads, and they were filling this girl airtight. and as this was going on they were hitting the girl with these big fake (i hope) fish. not the hottest thing ever... but just so strange that you cant stop watching it.

now that wouldn't be so bad.



~another newport king joint~

[JohnnyCash]

I dont like it that much either. They are usually very unattractive.

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[more cowbells]

Maybe i like my porn starlets a little ugly, i think it makes them work a little harder.

You should try looking at some home-grown ameture made movies. The girls are average, and aren't really into looking pretty for the camera, they just want to fuck. Some of those videos look hot too sometimes, if you happen to land on the right one.

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[keithy_19]

It doesn't interest me either. I used to giggle like a school girl when I'd see it and think it was so hot. But now, though it can still be hot, it doesn't have the same effect.



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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

watch some of the "booty talk" series. once you go black...ah you know the saying. anyway, its far better than the crap they show on tv. watch some latina hardcore as well like chica boom.

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[newport king]

chica boom

i've seen better production on public access than this series.

~another newport king joint~

[Melrapuo]

i've seen better production on public access than this series.


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