What to do to a friend you don't like...

[IrishAlkey]

I came up with this while sitting on the toilet.

I decided that a great joke to play on a friend you don't like would be to take his ice cube tray and fill it with toilet water.

Please add you own great ideas!

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[monsterone]

great for parties you don't want to be at:

the upper decker-
drop a duece in to the top part of the toilet's tank. the water will turn brown and stinky for weeks. i guess you could classify it as a dirty bomb.

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[IrishAlkey]

Pantera gets one of those every week.

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[monsterone]

alkey, it's not the same thing as a cleveland steamer.

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[IrishAlkey]

Tell Lisa that.

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[monsterone]

i didn't mention a blumpkin, did i?

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[MizzleTizzle]

I came up with this while sitting on the toilet.


Speaking of pranks and toilets, I was always fond of the placing of McDonalds or Burger King or whoever's little packets of ketchup around the rim of the bowl, especially near the contact points where the seat lies on the bowl; and you put about 10 packets on and gently lower the seat, and the next person, hey you figure out how to get this deek to sit down, anyway a few packets of that ketchup just explodes outta those little babies, boy howdy, and right into the persons underwear, pants and yam bag on a good day.

[IrishAlkey]

Good one.

This thread has potential.

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[monsterone]

to derail for a moment, we always had a contest (when i was younger) to toss the pickles on your burger at the big plate glass window in the front. they stick easy, distance was the contest.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Oh my high school science teacher days were an awesome education on pranks, and with labs involved, I soon learned some very nasty shit that can f-up peoples property and cars and stuff many others know, but hey, shows how inventive people can be.

But see I have to censor myself, so there no way i can suggest going into the local Barnes and Noble, grabbing the little cardboard subscription signup cards of a few dozen horrific magazines, and signing him up. No way in HELL i can say anything like that.

[MizzleTizzle]

to derail for a moment, we always had a contest (when i was younger) to toss the pickles on your burger at the big plate glass window in the front. they stick easy, distance was the contest.


We had a similar one, only it involved some very stoned teens taking out a Remington 870 12-Gauge to blow some shit up; like cans of butanewe'd steal, or do some target practice with a Service 45, a really stupid idea now knowing it's long range accuracy, but my God what that thing could blow holes through.

We were assholes. and lucky.

[stickyfingers]

What to do to a friend you don't like...



i didn't mention a blumpkin, did i?


No, can we be friends?



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[IrishAlkey]

I'd only do that to a friend I like.

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[DJEvelEd]

Oldie but goodie:

1) Pull the toilet paper roll down about a foot.
2) Jerk off and sperm on the toilet paper.
3) Roll the toilet paper back up nicey nice.
4) Invite your "friend" over for a shit.
5) Listen by the door while your buddy wipes his ass with your sperm.
6) Point & laugh.

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[Furtherman]

Kill one of their family members.


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[Hottub]

Fuck their wife.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

You bang his hot blonde mother

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[DreamWeaver]

My roommate doesn't share her tampons and its really annoying. I keep mine in the bathroom for all and so should she.

So I take hers, stick them up my vag, take em out wipe em off and put them back in the box. haha

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[Kewlkat]

Ummmm, if you don't like them, why are they are your friend to begin with? Therefore this post doesn't make sense and is stupid.

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[sr71blackbird]

smear vacseline on his bath towels, stretch a taught peice of celophane across the toilet seat support so its clear and smooth and if he pisses late at night......

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[TooCute]

Ummmm, if you don't like them, why are they are your friend to begin with? Therefore this posts doesn't make sense and is stupid.

This message was edited by Kewlkat on 1-5-04 @ 1:26 PM

You might want to edit again and get that s off of the end of "posts".

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[DJEvelEd]

1) When you're banging their ass, put a hole in top of the condom so all the AIDS juice gets in there.

2)Point and laugh.

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[monsterone]

So I take hers, stick them up my vag, take em out wipe em off and put them back in the box.



use her towel when you wipe them off.

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[newport king]

cut the brake line to their car

~another newport king joint~

[high fly]

....or shove a potato up the exhaust pipe....


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[Tall_James]

Go to the neighborhood newstand and shake out the subscription cards from about 100 magazines, everything from "Highlights" to "Black Inches" and spend an hour filling out the forms.

Not only will he/she be pissed about getting all of these magazines, if he/she lives in an apartment building, none of their mail will be able to fit in the mailbox and they will be forced to go to the post office and ask for their undelivered mail.

Imagine the look on the Postal Worker when he/she brings out a stack of mail topped off by "Over 40","Cherry Poppers" and "Disney for Kids" magazines.


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[Tall_James]

Forgot one that I actually did.

About 12 years ago I sent away for information on Russian "Mail Order Brides" for a friend of mine. He is still receiving an incredible amount of mail from these services. Plus they had no problem selling his information to other "mail order bride" services so now he is a big-American catch for many Croation, Latvian and Mongol women.


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[DJEvelEd]

Mongol women.

Mongoloid chicks are easy, except they don't wash their stinky funuders so ya gotta be in & out real fast. Don't get their retard drool on you either.


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[JustJon]

My roommate doesn't share her tampons and its really annoying. I keep mine in the bathroom for all and so should she.

So I take hers, stick them up my vag, take em out wipe em off and put them back in the box. haha

aren't tampons wrapped to be sanitary and so that kind of thing doesn't happen?

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[Iamnotatool]

Don't get their retard drool on you either



Alkey's retard drool turns me on.





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[Spank Daddy]

I don't know if this product still exists, but when I used to go deer hunting, we had 2 bottles of natural skunk scent ( to mask human odors ). Bottle "A" and bottle "B" seperately were odor-less, but when you mixed a drop form both together, then watch out. We used to apply it to the tips of our boots. It's real skunk juice.

OK, now here's what you do with it...........carefully place a small drop of each part on a toilet handle or seat. Place the drops just next to each other, but be careful not to let them touch. When someone would touch the surface, they would blend the two drops together and instantly stink out the place and the person who touched it.

It worked great in bars, yet we usually had to wait for hours for it to work, cause alot of slobs wouldn't flush.


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[Snoogans]

cover the toilet carefully in ceran wrap so when someone takes a shit, it stays like half inch away and gets all over them and the floor

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[DreamWeaver]

aren't tampons wrapped to be sanitary and so that kind of thing doesn't happen Apparently not when you buy them from Costco.

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[high fly]

Short sheet their bed.

Then there's my favorite, the classic hotfoot.

Nothing, I mean NOTHING beats the fun of a properly administered hotfoot.

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[TheMojoPin]

Apparently not when you buy them from Costco.

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[Hosp]

What to do to a friend you don't like...


Stop going to his messageboard.

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