question for the girls!!

[hyperspace]

as most of you know i'm into some kinky fetish/bdsm. i always wondered what was the wierdest thing a guy ever asked you to do for or to him?? i only do this with pro's and was just curious. feel free to pm me if you dont want to post.

[Johnathan H Christ]

i knew a girl.... and someone asked her to make little cuts in the helmet with a razor blade and then go down on him.


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[TheMojoPin]

feel free to pm me if you dont want to post.

If you wanted to just call the thread "give me shit to jack to," you shoulda done it.

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[Snoogans]

i think mojo, he just wants ideas to ask chicks

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Gather 'round children.

About 6 or 7 years ago, I briefly dated a guy who asked me to pee on him and shove my fist up his ass.

Yeah, surprise, I sort of ended it there. Now that I think about it, I still have 2 of his CDs.

EDIT: If you need me, I'll be in the shower.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-5-04 @ 8:23 PM

[Snoogans]

shower, i dont give a damn where you are, gimmie my fuckin CD's back

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[Reephdweller]

I like it when they grab my nuts and stick their tounges out at me.

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[reeshy]

About 6 or 7 years ago, I briefly dated a guy who asked me to pee on him and shove my fist up his ass.


Gaoddam it, Alice, I was just teasing...I didn't mean it...besides, did you have to tell everybody???????

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[DJEvelEd]

About 6 or 7 years ago, I briefly dated a guy who asked me to pee on him and shove my fist up his ass.

Now that I think about it, I still have 2 of his CDs.

Justin Timberlake?
Rod Stewart?
What record label?

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[The_Fat_Mole]

A dude once tried to put me up his butt. All he could fit in was my head.

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[hyperspace]

i think mojo, he just wants ideas to ask chicks

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Believe me i more ideas than i know what to do with! i need no help in this area, and as far as jacking material....shhh!!!

[Snoogans]

damn yo this is fuckin discusting, can we lock this on principle

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I briefly dated a guy who asked me to pee on him and shove my fist up his ass.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This thread is a sausage fest.

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I burned my sausage...

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[scorpion]

shove my fist up his ass


You think maybe he was just constipated and needed a helping hand/fist to just losen things up??



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[East Side Dave]

My sausage broke in half...

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[Arienette]

in college, i dated this guy who asked me to fuck some of his friends for a little extra cash.

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[Jennitalia]

This thread is a sausage fest.



aren't they all?

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[Freakshow]

I disagree

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Some threads are definitely sword fights, not sausage fests.



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[SuperClerk]

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[Justice4all]

Having actually BEEN in a Bdsm club I have seen just about everything.
But Alice the fist up the ass thing for the guy? No and I NEVER plan to see anything like that in my lifetime. Hell after hearing that I need a shower.

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[serVice]

A few years ago(maybe 5), Hustler ran an article of sexual terms and the meanings. It was about half a page, and it wasn't the run of the mill terms you may have heard. Anyway, one of them had something to do with one person taking muscle relaxers and pain killers and the other person actually fitting the sphincter of the other one over the top of their head. i think it was something along the lines of being called crowning.
i've looked all over for the issue that it was in, but as of yet i haven't been able to find it.
i've seen pictures of fisting most orifices, but the thought of seeing crowning is actually almost frightening.

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[CruelCircus]

About 6 or 7 years ago, I briefly dated a guy who asked me to pee on him and shove my fist up his ass.

So...?
How far were you able to get your fist in there?


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[IrishAlkey]

one of them had something to do with one person taking muscle relaxers and pain killers and the other person actually fitting the sphincter of the other one over the top of their head.


You're telling me I got a rib removed and all I had to do was take a few pain killers?

Son of a bitch...

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