If you could suck yourself off...

[sr71blackbird]

Would you?

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[SatCam]

yes.

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[TheGameHHH]

No fuckin chance, and don't even try to pull that "but you jerk yourself off" bullshit.......suckin dick is gay, and im not gay

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[SatCam]

Would you give another guy a handjob?

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[Snoogans]

Sr, what happened man. it used to be ok, but the flag fag thing and now this, man where ya headin with all this

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[SatCam]

Snoogans would suck himself off.

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[Snoogans]

i probably could reach, but no, sorry to ruin the batch dream sat

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[high fly]

I am pretending to ignore this thread.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[JPMNICK]

NO way in hell. Thats sick. SatCam would you cum in your own mouth and then try and pretend that you didn't know it was going to happen, or would you just pull out and finish on your own face.

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[Hottub]

If I could suck myself off...

I'd neva' leave the fuckin' house, HOOOO!!

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[Fallon]

Nope.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Sr, what happened man. it used to be ok, but the flag fag thing and now this, man where ya headin with all this


I gotta agree. Sr, you have some fantastic posts; but come on. Let's all imagine our least favorite poster; if I saw someone, and I'll be frank, let's say Wadd, who takes shit a lot, started this thread? He'd get crucified, if not by the Mods, by others. I can't have a double standar, so I gotta call it as I see it...

In my opinion. Lame.

[fluffernutter]

Done it.

Best place to do it is in the shower with the water runing. I got caught when I was 17 by a relative and told them that is was a "Science Experiment". It works just right to tape the batchworthy material to the back of your thighs so you can see it through your legs while performing the sucking action. The result of getting squirted in the face though stinks and yes, it is a little bit gay.

Leave it to my big nouth to get a bit stoned when I was younger and tell my firneds and yeah, it would get many laughs but the one time with my one ex-girlfriend while watching Clerks when Randall was talking to Dante about his cousin who sucked himself off, I broke out into uncontrollable laughter and my girlfriend had no idea what was going on.

Good thing I decided not to tell anyone else about that ever again. That could really create an uncomfortable situation.

Full House is really entertaining tonight.

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[sr71blackbird]

Sr, what happened man.


Im not sure, I realise its way over the top for me, but I was just overwhelmed today to do something shocking, and well,... Its not like its going to be a new trend or anything, just something that popped into my mind. I remember hearing once (dont know if its an Urban Legend or anything) that Marilyn Manson (maybe) had some ribs removed so he could do that to himself on stage.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Well, ok for now, and honestly, when you're as tall as I am, irrespective of my weight, it never entered my mind.

Get it? Entered my Mind? G-g-g-g-ggeh...

[keithy_19]

Mine, yours, his that guys, hers...whats the difference? If your a guy you shouldn't suck cock.

Formerly...
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[Snoogans]

keith finally makes a good point

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[JohnnyCash]

No!

This board is getting really, really gay.

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[Snoogans]

i second that and call for a motion to dismiss

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This board is getting really, really gay.


I concur.

The chick-to-guy ratio is dwindling as we speak.


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[Snoogans]

alice, can we please lock this, id rather have an hour long debate about the pros and cons of massingil

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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[keithy_19]

I'm not gay. I'm just trying that metrosexual thing.

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[JohnnyCash]

I'm not gay. I'm just trying that metrosexual thing.




You mean you're not gay yet. But you're on your way...

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[Snoogans]

it means he thinks the drapes should be redone and wants venician blinds

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[keithy_19]

Hey, those drapes needed to be changed.

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[Snoogans]

hey man nicotine stains are a bitch, but still

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[MizzleTizzle]

no need to ask if those drapes match the rug yet, I'm guessing...

[keithy_19]

They don't match. I've been shopping around though. Do you know any store where they sell a red and pink floral design?

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[Snoogans]

if you can seem to find that baseball thats been signed its on ebayyyyyyy

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[Reephdweller]

just something that popped into my mind



just so long as thats the only place on you it popped into.

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[Arienette]

i dont know that it really counts as "sucking yourself off," since i'm a girl, but the answer is yes. yes, i would.

in fact, i've tried. i'm pretty flexible. if i were a guy, i'm sure i could reach my dick and have a big suckfest. however, i'm not, and i couldnt reach. it was very disappointing.

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[Snoogans]

but see from a chick thats hot

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[FUNKMAN]

nope! i'm not even comfortable with a cigar in my mouth...

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[DJEvelEd]

I tried it once but the pressure on my bladder made me piss in my mouth. I waited until my entire mouth was full before I got up and spit it into the sink. Hey, at least I got the head in.

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[curtoid]

no need to ask if those drapes match the rug yet, I'm guessing...

Mizzle - what...you saying that Keith hasn't got pubes yet?

[KOP]

[saveopieanthony.net]

if i could i'd be doing it now. it doesn't make you gay if it's your own dick...i mean you jerk yourself off that doesn't mean you want to jerk another guy off right?

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[SatCam]

Would you spit or swallow?

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[curtoid]

Would you spit or swallow?

That's just disgusting.

I'm leaving.

[KOP]

[IrishAlkey]

Does my dog count?

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[monsterone]

i've heard of putting lipstick on your lips, but that's just sick alkey.


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[Heavy]

in fact, i've tried. i'm pretty flexible. if i were a guy, i'm sure i could reach my dick and have a big suckfest. however, i'm not, and i couldnt reach. it was very disappointing.

Can you get a nipple to reach?

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[SatCam]

HEY, you give yourself a fucking handjob. and yes, it IS the same. You're using a hand, wheather it be yours or someone else's.

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[IrishAlkey]

What about tossing your own salad?

Is that bad?

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I smell my own farts.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm not impressed.

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[hyperspace]

i would but would wear a condom.

[IrishAlkey]

A what?

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[Furtherman]

I would not either. I don't know where its been.

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[stickyfingers]

never heard of 'em



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[high fly]

After much begging, pleading and offers of bribes, I just couldn't talk my self into it; so I just grabbed my head and shoved it down there...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

Like I always say, put your head where your dick is.

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[Iamnotatool]

Yuck....

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Snoogans]

i wanna vomit

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[high fly]

Now I'm going back to pretending that I'm ignoring this thread...

" and they ask me why I drink"

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[IrishAlkey]

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[kc7586]

Can you get a nipple to reach?
yes, both of them in fact and no i would not suck myself off if i had a cock.

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[monsterone]

After much begging, pleading and offers of bribes, I just couldn't talk my self into it; so I just grabbed my head and shoved it down there...


should have given yourself a roofie then you could have had your way with yourself.





yes, both of them in fact


who asked you, and shut up until your of age and can post to prove it.

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[Arienette]

in fact, i've tried. i'm pretty flexible. if i were a guy, i'm sure i could reach my dick and have a big suckfest. however, i'm not, and i couldnt reach. it was very disappointing.

Can you get a nipple to reach?
yep, that's not a problem. and there's not really much flexibility needed for that.

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[IrishAlkey]

Yeah, her tits are huge.

I've stared.

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm trying to get her nipples to reach MY dick.





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[high fly]

After much begging, pleading and offers of bribes, I just couldn't talk my self into it; so I just grabbed my head and shoved it down there...


should have given yourself a roofie then you could have had your way with yourself.



So wise, so wise.
Next time I get a date with myself, I'm calling you Monsterone for advice.







(now I'm going back to pretending that I'm ignoring this thread)

" and they ask me why I drink"





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[disneyspy]

you sure like to post words

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I had a friend who use to be able to lie on his back under the toilet and work his hips above him to suck his own dick.

I hadn't seen the dude in a couple months and when I did he had a neck brace on.

[boosterp]

Why the fuck would you dig this tread back up? :annoyed:

[Dude!]

didnt satcam just graduate from high school in 2008?

so he was like 14 when you perverts were perv-talking with him in this thread?

[hedges]

This is right out of one of the Clerks movies, I just can't remember which one. I think it was the first one.

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[RhinoinMN]

I would be more interested in tossing my own salad. That would be a talent!

[britneypablo]

ABSOLUTELY.....

but it probably easier the way i do it now,and thats having others suck my penis pudding out

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I would be more interested in tossing my own salad. That would be a talent!
So good. I'de eat you out Rhino.:wub:

[vjr97]

yes i would suck my own cock.im basing this on the fact that i touch myself a lot

[boosterp]

ABSOLUTELY.....

but it probably easier the way i do it now,and thats having others suck my penis pudding out

And I thought you were a chick.

[SatCam]

didnt satcam just graduate from high school in 2008?

so he was like 14 when you perverts were perv-talking with him in this thread?

I would suck my own dick if given the chance. some things never change

[sr71blackbird]

I already can, but dont like it because its ghey

[TheMojoPin]

As if Nickleback didn't suck enough aready... (http://www.theinsider.com/news/715612_Chad_Kroeger_Can_Suck_His_Own_Dick)

[Hottub]

I'm locking this thread.
It is a spam magnet.:thumbdown: