I Have Mad Cow Disease

[ChickenHawk]

I ate 2 beef supreme Gorditas yesterday at Taco Bell... This is the worst quality beef available for human consumption, and I ate it. The best part is, mad cow takes an average of 7 years to incubate. So I won't know I have it for another 7 years... at which point I'll die a slow, painful, and untreatable death. It's too bad I'm gonna have to die so young, but I just couldn't resist. At least it tasted great.

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[FUNKMAN]

maybe you can eat some "Glad Cow" and you'll be all better...

let us know when you lose control of your bodily functions, take some film...

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[monsterone]

should i call you a whaaa-bulance? the number is 9-whaaa-whaaa. eating beef steady 3 times a week since the report.

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moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[ChickenHawk]

But is it Grade F meat? Or are you buying filet mignon from your local Stop & Shop?

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[FUNKMAN]

i wouldn't want my meat F'd...

then again, maybe i do?

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[monsterone]

i've eaten the bell, at a mexican place, had a meatball sub from a ghetto pizza shop, etc... what are ya gonna do? atleast my family will live well from the lawsuit if i have it.

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[FUNKMAN]

this guy ate some and guess what? yeah he went "MAD"

"MAD" i tell you "MAD!!!!!!!

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[MHasegawa]

Could I interest you in a tapeworm?

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[reeshy]

When you die...can I have your computer???

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[Crippler]

This is the worst quality beef available for human consumption

I would have to argue that fact. I went to Seton Hall University...I have no idea what the campus food situation looks like now, but back in '92-'93 there was a place on campus for late-night grub called Aeillo's. Standing at the counter & placing your order, you could regularly sneak a peak to the food prep area & actually see the boxes of beef marked "GRADE D, BUT EDIBLE."

But for some reason, we continued to take our chances. The Baseball team even had to forfeit an away-trip doubleheader that seaon because about 10 players had hoagies late the night before the trip & all came down with food poisoning from spoiled Mayo from this establishment.

So, I guess what I'm saying is...take heart, it could be worse.

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[FUNKMAN]

i heard Charlton Heston owns a cattle ranch and when he heard the news he shouted "It's A Mad Cow House"...

talk about stretching it... phew

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[ChickenHawk]

i've eaten the bell, at a mexican place, had a meatball sub from a ghetto pizza shop, etc...
Well, then I'll see you at the hospital in 2011! Bring some hookers.

When you die...can I have your computer???
My current computer? Or the computer I have when my brain and spinal fluid begin to rot?


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