Electric Sex Depreciation Thread

[StupidGirlllll]

Yea that Ronnie some character he is

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[keithy_19]

Actually, don't lock it. Since it isn't really about me, I don't care anymore.

Formerly...
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[East Side Dave]

And the white chick says, "One hump, two hump, I don't care- a camel's still a camel!" Who Let the Locks out! WOOF-woof-woof!

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[Heavy]

dread locks?

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[East Side Dave]

No, wed locks! Like my parents! I'll Git You, Rabbit! Lock it!

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[Heavy]

All of them

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[Heavy]

You put a dime on thier head

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[Heavy]

Shit doesnt smell that bad.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Ok then back to this Electreic Sex character...what a locky lockerton he is...One day while is Locksville I was on 24 & lockerton place I saw this weirdo flahing people & guess what he had on














Nothing................. lock......................

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[SatCam]

Once ronnny called me gay. Well he didnt say it directly but he did imply it.

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[East Side Dave]

The name Electrix Sex makes think of R2-Lock2 banging C-lock-2-0! Star Locks by George Lockas!

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[StupidGirlllll]

O yea, well why would he assume that?

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[MattyBronx]

And the guy looks at his wife and says, "what do you think, I'm made out of bricks?"

Thank you, you've been great. Now give a warm welcome to Billy Vera and the Beaters!


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[East Side Dave]

He assumed it, S-Girl, because Satcam had a Liberace Mask on or as we know him........














Liberlockce.







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[MattyBronx]

Tulips on my organ.

I couldn't let it end there.


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[East Side Dave]

You know what they call a Big Lock in Paris? They call it Le Big Lock! And they eat it with mayonaisse!

-Pulp Locktion

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea that Ronnie is just down right Locky at times

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[MattyBronx]

So the radio host tells his partner, "No I'm not. I'm engaged to a girl in Niagra Falls, Ontario Canada"


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[East Side Dave]

I call him Lockert DeNiro.

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[East Side Dave]

Oh! One of my favorite Loony Toons is on right now! The one where Daffy keeps getting erased by the illustrator and then the illustrator draws him as a flower and oh shot through the lock and you're to blame you give lock a bad name!

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[StupidGirlllll]

hahahaha........just wanted to keep this thread on top...it seems that others r coming & pushing this thread towards the bottom of the pile...me no lock it at all....Help me I can not stop posting in this ridiculous thread that I thought was going to be locked up by the 1st page...look at it now its like on 12....

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[MattyBronx]

Something must be done. I'm missing the whole damn movie.


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[sr71blackbird]

Im still on TOP heeh heeeh

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[MattyBronx]

Dude, The Rock is awesome in this flick. I love him.

That don't make me gay, does it?


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[newport king]

and his wife said, that dumb polock he packs his own lunch! ...put it on lock

~another newport king joint~

[StupidGirlllll]

I know Matty i've been here since the 1st page u mise well come back into chat...

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[sr71blackbird]

"so the guy says "Id rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy""

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[East Side Dave]

Mojo's here, everyone! Shush!



*whipering: just... like... every... cowboy.... sings.... a... sad.. sad..... song....... every...... lock.... has....its thorn.*

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[StupidGirlllll]

Hey newport king...wb...did yopu go to Horace Mann School...how old are you...so many questions i have to ask you....

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[sr71blackbird]

"so I said, Cleveland? I thought I was in Kentucky!!"

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[StupidGirlllll]

OK MOJO is here so this is sure to get locked...So I bid a fondue to this thread its been fun...But the locky lockerton of the mods is here & he hasn't locked anything in like 5 locking hours...



















last.....before lock.....................

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[East Side Dave]

...then I says, "I don't care if his blood is all over it, Bill, it's still my piano!"

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[newport king]

went to mary j, graduated bhs class of 96 i'm 25, hung out at 38th st when it was still cool. (i think horance mann is that school)... oh and they wear them so they have a place to put their ankles. lock.

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[sr71blackbird]

Ill be the last one yet!!!!!!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

And- Remember The Lockamo!

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[newport king]

its pointless to lock it now, its something completely different, just change the title or something. but i;m still sticking with keithbobeefy is better than electric sex.

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[SatCam]

Jeremy Locky really sucks.

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[StupidGirlllll]

No way my brother is the king of 38th street...well his friends started it

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[sr71blackbird]

Lockerby Scottland

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[SatCam]

Who the hell is Keith Bo Beefy and what the hell is electric sex?

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[newport king]

who;s your brother and satcam they are one in the same.

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[East Side Dave]

I have my snacks prepared and my slippers a-warmed! I'm prepared to stay up ALL NIGHT to win this! And as Billy Lock Cyrus would say- it's MY Locky-Brlocky-Heart!

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[MattyBronx]

OK. Now it's a matter of principle


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[sr71blackbird]

lockaroonie

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[MattyBronx]

So the lady tells the Sargent, "I'll bet that lying son of a bitch said I was speeding too."


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[newport king]

east side you've done a mother flocking excellent job here today what dedication.
p.s. note the reply icon. lock lock lock, lock lockerin.

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[East Side Dave]

Roses are Red
and violets areBlue!
Give that aardvark a lock!
And watch him lock on your shoe!

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[sr71blackbird]

lock lock lock, till broad daylight, gonna lock around the clock tonite

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[newport king]

so i says honey that ain't my wedding ring, thats my wristwatch!... lock me up.

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[StupidGirlllll]

my brother is willy

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[East Side Dave]

Thanks Newport or should I say..........



























..........Newlock!














******New Lock City starring Tulock Shaqur*******

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[sr71blackbird]

lockets are an old fashioned jewlery thats making a comeback

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[newport king]

slick willy, one eyed willy, willy....? i think his name was.

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[sr71blackbird]

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

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[StupidGirlllll]

yes u know him?

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[East Side Dave]

Lockets are old fashioned jewelry that are starting to make a comeback

There was a locket in that movie Little Orphan Lockey with Daddy Warlocks.

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[MattyBronx]

So the veterinarian says, "that's $50 for the visit and $200 for the cat scan."


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[JohnnyCash]

...nevermind. (Last )

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[sr71blackbird]

I put that locket in a socket and shocked my locket in my pocket

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[newport king]

yes i know him, kind of in passing though, enough to say whats upbut thats all.

~another newport king joint~

[West Side Claire]

I'm still on fuzzy wuzzy... now where were we??

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea he is a handsome guy...what is your name?

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[East Side Dave]

I loved that show Locks about the bar with Cliff Locken and Norm Peterlock and Carla Locktelli and Lock the bartender!

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[sr71blackbird]

we were by locksville

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[StupidGirlllll]

whow look who it is WSC how are you honey?

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[sr71blackbird]

once more before I lock off the bed

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[newport king]

kaiser soze. kj. lock out with yer cock out.

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[East Side Dave]

Don't Go Back To Locksville!

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[sr71blackbird]

good night sg, dont let the bed bugs bite your golden locks

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LOCK IT!!!!!! and lock it good!

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[MattyBronx]

Can't finish with something dumb like "no soap radio"

It's not easy when you think too much about it. It's gotta just flow.

flow, hmmm...


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[StupidGirlllll]

so it kj then?...it doesn't matter...but i would like for you to go back 7 edit your post with my last name in it

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[East Side Dave]

So I says, "Kaiser Soze, you AIN'T no fisherman!" Then we laughed and then he shot my family......


I like Locky Pie!

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[MattyBronx]

So the black lady says, "Linoleum."


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[West Side Claire]

Hey there stupid girlll!! Pretty good- how bout yerself?? I've been a long time in the hiding I know...

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[East Side Dave]

I've been a long time in the hiding I know...

That's what you get for trying to take on notorious gangsters like John Locki!

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[East Side Dave]

Oh Jesus, this poor Coyote never seems to do anything right! Anyone else have Direct TV? Roadrunner and Coyote's on channel 508 and oh shit- he just fucking blew himself up with dynamite!! Lockit!!

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[MattyBronx]

So his wife says, "where's his wheelchair?"


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[StupidGirlllll]

no but i have a little b;lack box that lets me watch porno

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[newport king]

i would like for you to go back 7 edit your post with my last name in it

done....and she says, well i was a virgin. in that one anyway. you keep on lockin but you can't come in.

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[East Side Dave]

How does a coyote even get dynamite, anyway??? Pass from Joe Locktana to Dwight Lock and............he caught it! 49'ers beat the Cowlocks!

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[West Side Claire]

I've got this nice heart locket where I keep a picture of my dear departed dog

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...trim that pussy it's so damn hairy!

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[newport king]

no but i have a little b;lack box that lets me watch porno

not for long you won't cablevision is taking away every ppv channel and putting them on IO, and there is NO way to do what you do with that RFT with digital cable. i lost my last ppv last week then they took all my porn away yesterday. bastards.

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[StupidGirlllll]

tanks very much....




I heard it threw the grapevine that this thread is running out of time so we need to get our last licks in every1


















LOCK IT UP

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[newport king]

How does a coyote even get dynamite, anyway???

not sure but you should buy into this acme company, they got everything.

~another newport king joint~

[monsterone]

i spent my time away reading simulockra & simulation. enjoy nerds.

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[MattyBronx]

Tag, you're it!


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[StupidGirlllll]

yea i know little by little they are taking my channels away...so pretty soon i will have to go to IO but for now why be such a locking locker of bad news?????????let me enjoy mu locking channels..
jk......

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[SatCam]

jebus christ. What did silera say???

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[newport king]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i guess the mojo Mclockerton just couldnt stay away. cock locker.

~another newport king joint~

[MattyBronx]

Do I win?


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[East Side Dave]

And now this fucking idiot Coyote just put on magic, engine shoes but the fucking idiot didn't know how to turn them off and he ran straight damn hell off the cliff! What a lock-head!

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[newport king]

glad to see monsterone trying to get back in the game. carpet locker.

~another newport king joint~

[MattyBronx]

And the Invisible Man says, "I dont know, but my ass hurts."


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[newport king]

he should get a big box and lock that roadrunner up for good.

~another newport king joint~

[StupidGirlllll]

Anytime now I can feel it...we are going to post & then try to reply to topic & get the.........Thread Locked screen so befoire that happenes all i want to say is








Last not lock not....................

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[MattyBronx]

When I grow up I want to be a roadrunner.

BEEP! BEEP! ZIP! BANG!


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[newport king]

she thought manual labor was a puerto rican.

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

Aw, nobody could lock that little bitch up!







































Jurassic Lock by Michael Crightlock?

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[MattyBronx]

I'd really like a bottle of those Instant tornado pills.

Those could be fun in the office.


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[JohnnyCash]

...and then he says"we gotta put her down" and i say "why?cause shes crosseyed" and he says "no, cause shes fuckin heavy".

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[StupidGirlllll]

I would like to be the Tazmanian Devil I love the feeling of spinning around...fast...fast....faster...faster...i am getting dizzy now.....all lock down...

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[newport king]

she got locked in shop rite and starved to death.

~another newport king joint~

[StupidGirlllll]

why could not find a can opener...should of looked down isle 8............

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[MattyBronx]

So the guy says, "Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an 8-year-old."


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[East Side Dave]

Oh shit! This jackass Coyote can't even figure out a catapult! He just shot himself AND the DAMN CATAPULT into a cliff! And why are there so many cliffs around??



"Love me Locker, Love Me True, Never Lock Me Go..."


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[MattyBronx]

Um, I've got a dumb question that should lock this thread out:

Who is Electric Sex?


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[SatCam]

sexy

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[MattyBronx]

And does he like old, bad jokes?


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[SatCam]

He has old sweaty ballz. I can tell you that much.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Um, I've got a dumb question that should lock this thread out:

Who is Electric Sex?




he is formally KeithBoBeefy or sumfin like that...

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[newport king]

matty go back and read my first post that started this thread. if you're gonna post please at least know whats going on.
her blood type is ragu

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

Mojo what are you locking for?? Lock it already! Please! I need sleep! I mean slock!! I need slock!!

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[MattyBronx]

Now I'm just being selfish. Only 24 more posts to DotCommando


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[SatCam]

I cant sleep. Clowns will eat me. I will post until this thread dies. You cant stop me.

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[newport king]

how do you eat if you have lockjaw....oh and she uses jump rope for dental floss.

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

You can't stop me.

Just watch me, SatLock! Pink stars, get him!

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[MattyBronx]

Well that's your problem. This thing's set to "evil".


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[newport king]

i've generated more traffic than a mother locking 10 car pile up.

~another newport king joint~

[SatCam]

DO YOUR STUFF, YELLOW!!!!

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[MattyBronx]

Movie's over. If I wan't before I'm convinced now. The Rock Rules!


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[newport king]

it tastes like that because your brother needed to borrow the car. lock

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

DO YOUR STUFF, YELLOW!!!!



FLY, PURPLE, FLY!

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[newport king]

i got blue i got blue!!

~another newport king joint~

[MattyBronx]

Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?


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[JohnnyCash]

Is Kieth worth a 13 page thread? lock it up.

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[West Side Claire]

[quote]DO YOUR STUFF, YELLOW!!!! [quote]

I feel like I'm in an episode of the lockbears, er...carebears

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[MattyBronx]

What if you have a large starving family? Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?


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[East Side Dave]

BIG THUMB ON LITTLE HAND TIME!!! Lock me!!

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[MattyBronx]

19 more. Wait... I gotta check the other threads


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[SatCam]

Quoting my sig will only fuck up your reply.


I'm so evilllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[newport king]

do you thing no smoking without the cigarette, when will this end.

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

What if you have a large starving family? Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?


No, it's not MattyLocknx, unless the bread belongs to monks! 'Cause those fuckers bite!!

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[West Side Claire]

you're right... that took me a few tries Mr. sat lock.

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[monsterone]

Tag, you're it!



that is so a couple of pages ago. lock.




glad to see monsterone trying to get back in the game. carpet locker.


i'm a carpet muncher.



and esd, topic icon the fuck out of these motherlockers.



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[East Side Dave]

Sick'em, Orange Arrow Pointing To The Right! Lock!

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[TheMojoPin]

OK, everyone's had their fun.

'Night-'night.

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