Electric Sex Depreciation Thread

[newport king]

He asked for his own thread in the mole thread, so I decided to start one. I just hate the new name. KeithBoBeefy had so much charisma to it. Electric Sex just isn't getting over. It's too much like when george constanza tried to get the name t-bone. No offense or anything.

~another newport king joint~

[Def Dave in SC]

You can't start depreciation threads on board members. So i'd better hurry up if i want the last post!

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UCF:AYBABTU

[keithy_19]

I should have known this was gunna happen. Well, um....whatever.

Formerly...
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[StupidGirlllll]

No I got the last post in....

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[A.J.]

Nope. I did.

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[jocefus]

not so fast stupid girlllll

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[Tall_James]

Me last.


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[Tall_James]

LOCK THIS NOW !!!


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[newport king]

my bad it's not against him, just the new name.

~another newport king joint~

[Patches]

ha!

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[monsterone]

in like flynn


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[newport king]

can i just start a keithbobeefy appreciation thread and vent how much i dont like his new name...and i'm last

~another newport king joint~

[StupidGirlllll]

Well evey1 have there fun now..I just looked & there are no mods or admins here right now...me last..

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[Tall_James]

locky-loo


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[Freakshow]

shouldn't this be the 'asking for your own appreciation thread depreciation thread?'

[MizzleTizzle]

not so fast missy!!

PS: keith Bo beefy did sound cooler. it was the only thing ya had going. oops.

[Duke]

yay i am in!!!

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[StupidGirlllll]

I think they are all in the conference room deciding what to do about the moles sudden hostility towards billy....Me last

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[monsterone]

guess who


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[newport king]

nothing to add, just want to be the last

~another newport king joint~

[newport king]

alright this is getting stupid now

~another newport king joint~

[newport king]

good way to get my post count up though.

~another newport king joint~

[monsterone]

big ass vet, here i come


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[curtoid]

Mojo Lockerton locked me out of the message on "Breaking Glass" (I had a beautifully written piece, complete with pictures, photos and poetry).

WON'T BE FOILED AGAIN!!!



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[walking joint]

i'm in....i hate these appreciation/depreciation threads. unless someone makes one about soft toilet paper.

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[StupidGirlllll]

You got like 6000 more posts baby...last

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[curtoid]

Electric Sex is a horrible, horrible name - especially for a whiney 15 year old virgin.

**LOCK**

[KOP]

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[Furtherman]

Hey, this isn't the mens room.

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[newport king]

neener neener neener!

~another newport king joint~

[curtoid]

Not that Keith Bo Beefy is any better, but if I can't change my name he shouldn't be allowed to change his.

** LOCK **


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[curtoid]

Another name I don't get is Mojo Pin...I mean, did the guy even any opinions on it first?



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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea wait Till Mojo comes along..he comes & the fun goes...Locked in about 10 min

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[East Side Dave]

I like Keithy and me last haha!

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[Furtherman]

[opens door]

Nope... not here either.... shit.....

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[jocefus]

another post to add to the count

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hey my man, what it look like

[curtoid]

Seriously - I had found the lyrics and pictures, and had gone to the trouble of writing some wonderful stuff, and WHAM! Deputy Sheriff Mojo locks it up.

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[curtoid]

The sheriff don't like it, but we're going to lock the casbah...lock the casbah...

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[StupidGirlllll]

Keiffy me beeffy, I am last...

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[curtoid]

They can't go through and remove post counts, can they?

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[monsterone]

A nurse walks into a bank preparing to endorse a check.. She reaches in her pocket, pulls out a rectal thermometer, and tries to write with it.ÿ She pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, looks up at the teller, and says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some asshole's got my pen!


You got like 6000 more posts baby


with all the mods at happy hour, i'm there. "who's coming with me???"


last

locka locka locka



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[curtoid]

It would be GREAT if I could get to 800 by the end of the week...I mean, really, really great.

** LOCK **



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[JohnnyCash]

Last!


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[East Side Dave]

Come on baby, do the Lock-a-motion!!


....Ok, that was awful!

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[jocefus]

i doubt it kop...and sg get to the back of the line

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[curtoid]

What if we start talking about how much we miss some posters that aren't on here anymore? Will THAT finally get this locked??

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[JohnnyCash]

Oh and I did like Kieths original name better.


(Still last!)

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[curtoid]

DEATH METAL MOE!

[curtoid]

Nothing...still here?

** LOCK **



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[jocefus]

4 posters at 443..niiice

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[Furtherman]

[door swings open]

I can't hold it anymore!!!

[zip]



aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........................... ......
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[zip]


Now... what's going on? Something about sex and beef?


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[curtoid]

SPOON!

[StupidGirlllll]

I miss the original Johnny Wadd...Wadd bores me!!

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[curtoid]

Still standing...damn them to hell!

** LOCK **

[KOP]

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[StupidGirlllll]

This will definalty turn the key...Bunny...did any1 hear him begging to get back on the board?

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[jocefus]

Well, it'll either increase your intelligence ..or it will kill you... Increase my killing power? sounds good to me

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[East Side Dave]

Pantera, I'll give you twenty bucks! Lock me!

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[curtoid]

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[curtoid]

Opie and Anthony versus Don and Mike...discuss...



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[East Side Dave]

Lock it!

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[curtoid]

I was sure that would do it...!

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[Furtherman]

did any1 hear him begging to get back on the board?


I heard that. Cracked me up. Poor bunny.

I like how Ron made it home during the phone call.

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[jocefus]

if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?? no mom...

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[StupidGirlllll]

LOck this MOJO...I wonder if anybody is reading this or is everybody just posting?

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[monsterone]

i'm about to post the pm's i got from kop bashing fmjeff...

lock


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[curtoid]

Mojo's got his pants around his ankles loving every second of this...knowing that with one flick of his modlike finger, this thread can be locked...!

** LOCK **

[KOP]

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[jocefus]

sweet merciful crap

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[East Side Dave]

LOck this MOJO...I wonder if anybody is reading this or is everybody just posting?


I am! I am! But I'm drunk! Lock me!

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[curtoid]

Just don't share with him the Jodie Foster story...!

** LOCK **

[KOP]

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[curtoid]

Someone will have some 'splaining to do in the big Mod House if I end up with my 800 post by the end of this bitch!

** LOCK **



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[jocefus]

rabbi says to the priest,, did u hear the joke about us?

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[curtoid]

I'm guessing they will wait until the 799th post, and THEN lock it...bastards!

** LOCK **

[KOP]

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[StupidGirlllll]

Hurry up every1 Pantera just signed on & I heard the keys jangling......last

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[newport king]

i'm reading, funny stuff, what i'm shocked at is that i only posted this about a half hour ago and it had like 215 views. yeh KOP i don't get the mojopin's name. but the lee harvey oswald modquote automatically makes me think he looks like a smug ass. not to mention him forcing his political views down your throat like you are some kind of simpleton for thinking another way on the politics and current events page. better yet maybe i should mind my p's and q's since i started this thread and probably gonna get thrown off. mojopin you fucking rock dude!

~another newport king joint~

[curtoid]

I should just walk away...that would be the easy thing to do...

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[newport king]

rectum? damn near killed him!! (forgot the beginning of that one)

~another newport king joint~

[Freakshow]

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Still going

[monsterone]

Mojo's got his pants around his ankles loving every second of this...knowing that with one flick of his modlike finger, this thread can be locked...!



so funny.

tag, i'm last. and mojo's name is regarding his junk (in a previous thread.) lock.


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[curtoid]

Another name I don't get on here is my own...I mean, what the fuck was I thinking? It sounds really gay when I go to the R&F meet and greets and people call me "Kop," because it was suppose to simply be initials "K-O-P."

Jafter likes to see me squirm in public when he points at me and tells people whoo I am, so he didn't change it.

** LOCK **

[KOP]

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[newport king]

i wish i knew how to post pictures i think it would make my posts more entertaining.

~another newport king joint~

[curtoid]

I really need to pee now, but I'm afraid I'm going to miss something...can someone hold my place?



[KOP]

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[newport king]

my name kinda sucks i got it cause when i moved to north brunswick from bayonne you couldn't get newport box, all they had was the soft pack which are called kings....and guess what i'm white!

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

Lock-box!

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[StupidGirlllll]

The board has not seen this much traffic since Moe left...thats Moe not Mole..I wonder how that meeting is going?

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[East Side Dave]

Lockwork Orange!

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[monsterone]

poop


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[newport king]

can i be the new moe since i started this mess? if so i'd liek to change my name to bluegrass kev

~another newport king joint~

[curtoid]

Ever notice that Mikey Boy doesn't get half the shit thrown on him that Mojo does?? He kind of flies under the radar, ya know.

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[StupidGirlllll]

my name kinda sucks i got it cause when i moved to north brunswick from bayonne you couldn't get newport box, all they had was the soft pack which are called kings....and guess what i'm white!

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hey I live in Bayonne..what street r u from?

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[curtoid]

I'm back by the way - the pee was fantastic - did I miss anything?



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[curtoid]

Some people here at work took 4 hours to get in because of the snow...can you believe that? Sheet! I'd just stay home.



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[Tall_James]

SWOOP!


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[curtoid]

I think if Mojo came out to some events, like Mikey Boy, or actually went into the studio, like the others, he might have less shit thrown at him. Instead, he sits behind his 100,000 post count, talking smack with Orson Scott Card...punk!

** LOCK **



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[East Side Dave]

Where the shit do you guys get all these pictures! Lockers! All o' ya! Lock-ers!

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[curtoid]

Well, this thread is proof...they really don't care anymore...

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[StupidGirlllll]

Its snowing? Not in Jersey its not cold as a MOJO but not snowING

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[curtoid]

We had about a half inch to one inch last night, but the ice really fucked things up here. Usually they go nuts when there's any amount of snow.

** LOCK **

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[East Side Dave]

New Jersey rules! New Locksey!

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[curtoid]

SPEAKING of cold, I'm going out tonight to see Cold Mountain...not sure if it is the best date movie out there, but hey...it's either go to that or be molested by Yerrdaddy at Bubba Hotep!

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[Jack_Doff]

I loved Kevin Costner as Robin of Locksley. And with regards to the thread topic, who wouldn't like some Electric Bo Beefy?

[StupidGirlllll]

KOP you better calm down, you do not want to be sitting on the bench with Bunny do you

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[curtoid]

Does anyone know why Mike The Teacher changed his name? I kind of liked Mike The Teacher. Always seemed to put everyone in your place when he posted in a thread.

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[East Side Dave]

Cold Mountain rules! Jude Lock is in it! And Nilock Kidman!

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[curtoid]

KOP you better calm down, you do not want to be sitting on the bench with Bunny do you


Ok...that scared me.

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[StupidGirlllll]

LAst post till lockdown

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[monsterone]

perhaps the mods are taking the approach for a hyperactive child - just let us tire ourselves out and we'll get board of it. lock. last.


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[billyio]

I hear the dollar's depreciating along with lock 'em sock'em robots.

See Ya!

[East Side Dave]

Lockdown messin' with my head!

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[curtoid]

Ok...they are there...waiting to do it...this is the 799th post by me, and they know...they just know...that they want to crush my spirits and hopes and dreams...who will be faster...me? Them?

** LOCK **

[KOP]

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"Resist despair"

[curtoid]

800



[KOP]

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[East Side Dave]

Lock me, Amadeus!

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[monsterone]

i dated a chick in college who said she was a witch. and her tits were never as cool as it is outside. last.


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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[Freakshow]

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[McNabbShouldDie]

I hope you're all banned.



BTW........last.

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I guess ill just never get over this sig.</center>

[curtoid]

Ok...so for once, this wasn't all about me...

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[monsterone]

do you think threads like this is what makes jeff wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat?




























last.


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[East Side Dave]

My neighbor's cat bit the fuck out of me I'll sue that puss We Will We Will Lock You!

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[monsterone]

you're locky it wasn't a pitbull that bit you.


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[East Side Dave]

I'd bite that pitbul on its tail! For those about to lock we salute you!

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[Freakshow]

So i'd better hurry up if i want the last post!

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5 pages later...

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

[curtoid]

I wonder if classes are still in session at the school of lock? It would explain why no one has come by to feed and water us.

[KOP]

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[billyio]

"Hey Leoni,wanna play"? --Lock Up

See Ya!

[walking joint]

it's really cold and my wife wants me to BBQ some steaks. can't wait to get home. last

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[keithy_19]

Wow, 5 pages. Last.

Formerly...
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/keithbobeefy1.gif

[monsterone]

esd, i guess i never locked before, but you sure do use the topic icons a whole lock.


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</center>

[newport king]

hey I live in Bayonne..what street r u from?

lived on 4th, 2nd, orient...i got around

~another newport king joint~

[keithy_19]

NO! I SAID LAST! ITS DONE!

Formerly...
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/keithbobeefy1.gif

[East Side Dave]

I'm The Admiral Lock of Topic Icons, Yesterday all my troubles seemed so lock away!

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[monsterone]

what if he changed his name to elocktirc sex? last


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[East Side Dave]

KeithBoLockey

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[monsterone]

I'm The Admiral Lock of Topic Icons, Yesterday all my troubles seemed so lock away!



i salock you you (thank doesn't sound good)


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</center>

[East Side Dave]

I salock you back, Monster! Welcom to the Jungle, we got fun & locks!

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[monsterone]

wow, am i a post whore. call me a post harlock. last.




no really last. i'm done. i'm going home. ceeyuh.


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[East Side Dave]

Just don't call me late for locker!%&#($(#lock@#($&%!!

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[curtoid]

KeithBoLockey



Now THAT'S a name I could support!

[KOP]

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[curtoid]

I still don't know why he could change his name and I couldn't change mine...

** LOCK **



[KOP]

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[Freakshow]

I think he should change his name to electric slide

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It's electric, boogie-oggie-oggie

[SatCam]

This burns like aftershave.


lockylocky

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[East Side Dave]

Who was Han Solo's partner on the Millenium Falcon?





































































































................Chewlocka!

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[serVice]

i got nothing, just wanted to jump on the bandwagon while there was still time.

========================================
"Maybe there's a chance in the future
And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[newport king]

no lock yet? have to go cook dinner hope i don't miss anything

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

I hope Locky Balboa beats Alocko Creed!

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[newport king]

KOP i'm telling you the mojo pin gets shit ecause of the oswald mod quote...and besides he's got THE in his name, who does that?

~another newport king joint~

[East Side Dave]

We All Live In A Yellow Submalock!

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[newport king]

lock me amadeus

~another newport king joint~

[serVice]

i'm feeling hungry.

========================================
"Maybe there's a chance in the future
And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[East Side Dave]

Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones
in
The Lockitive

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[jocefus]

we all love lock side dave

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[East Side Dave]

Not me, Jocelock!

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[East Side Dave]

It's The Price is Lock and here's your host- Bob Locker!

Bob Barker: Nudor your pets!




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[newport king]

i like that baseball player keith lockheart

~another newport king joint~

[jocefus]

jolockus wants dave to love dave.. go love yourself and lock one out...

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hey my man, what it look like

[newport king]

calista flockheart is way too skinny

~another newport king joint~

[Freakshow]

Anyone for a game of Lock, Lock, Goose?

[SatCam]

http://www.treasureclub.net/meetings/2002spring/locket.lge.jpg

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[serVice]

Did you ever wonder about artificial insemination? i mean if you donate enough, isn't it theoretically possible that 2 of your children could marry?

========================================
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And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[SatCam]

If I took a rib out, could I suck myself off?

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[newport king]

maybe the gods, i mean mods don't really like keithbobeefy/electricsex and they are gonna let him deal with it. if so dude i'm sorry.

~another newport king joint~

[SatCam]

Rumor has it that the Pisbury Dough Boy is nothing more than 2 cups of cum in a mold, cooked at 450 in a convection oven.

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[SatCam]

Ever notice the resemblence drumsticks have to an erect penis?

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[serVice]

Doesn't the Pillsbury dough boy say "Hee Hee?"

========================================
"Maybe there's a chance in the future
And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[newport king]

ok let me be the first to say this. dead horse.

~another newport king joint~

[SatCam]

What do you call a dead guy in a puddle of mud?

THAT WASN'T A PILE OF MUD!

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[keithy_19]

This has gone on for far too long. Will somebody please lock it?

Formerly...
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[SatCam]

I'm so Electric Sex Deprived.

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[keithy_19]

OH! I GOT ONE!

I Why don't we put Electric Sex in a LOCK box! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Formerly...
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[SatCam]

LET ME GET IN FOUR MORE POSTS!!!!!!

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[SatCam]

When people say "penis brain" do they literally mean your brain looks like a penis? I think I'm screwed.

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[Freakshow]

I wasn't even paying attention, and I passed 200. Doesn't quite feel the same as passing 100, though

[serVice]

Go boy, GO! i have faith in you. You can make it.

========================================
"Maybe there's a chance in the future
And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[Freakshow]

Can't you just see it

<img src=http://www.helpnow.org/day%20of%20finish%20line.jpeg>

[SatCam]

shizzle

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[SatCam]

I think I'll just leave like this.

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[serVice]

So... did anyone else hear that FOX might bring back The Family Guy due to the DVD sales numbers. Oh, and that theres a movie that should be out sometime late this year. i hope they don't destroy it's greatness.

========================================
"Maybe there's a chance in the future
And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[Freakshow]

Seeya

Arizona here I come

[newport king]

i heard most of that service but not the movie thing. i'm glad i bought all 3 seasons on dvd, but i barely watched any due to them being on cartoon network, but if i contributed to them making new ones, you're welcome.

~another newport king joint~

[MHasegawa]

Bread line.

Defeat leads me to anger...anger that leads me to victory!
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[newport king]

this game isn't as fun when you're the only one playing.

~another newport king joint~

[SatCam]

This has prooved useful. It's been a productive day.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea yea, still not locked & I made it ho,e & have to leave again but i shall return...



http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[serVice]

Alright, i'll wait here while you're gone.


So, anyone like.......stuff?

========================================
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And maybe there's no chance at all."
"Enough of this world
Enough blood in these eyes"

[SatCam]

Wanna touch my junk?

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[ADF]

Ok, I just got back from work. Lock this thread now!

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf14.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

This message was edited by ADF on 12-20-03 @ 10:48 PM

[MattyBronx]

...so the Chinese doctor says, "3, maybe 4 more days and that thing will fall off by itself."


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[reeshy]

My rash is almost gone...lock it up!!!!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[Heavy]

nice try


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ORACLE NEVER!!!

[SatCam]

Damn mods locked in my basement. Think it's time to let them out?

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[Reephdweller]

Damn they better lock this soon.

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[Reephdweller]

Did you say Glock or Lock?

http://mithat83.hypermart.net/cs/images/02-glock.jpg

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[East Side Dave]

I'm back to win this thread! I was supposed to be at my dog's wake but oh who gives a lock! Lock dis butchy up!

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[Reephdweller]

Who gives a Flock!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Lockformers- More Than Meets The Lock!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-9-04 @ 8:46 PM

[Hottub]

Still not locked,


It keeps going, and going, and going.....

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
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2%

[Reephdweller]

Mcdonalds Beefy McLockets

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[East Side Dave]

Lock-Heads
Lock-Heads
Roly, Poly
Lock-Heads

Lock-Heads
Lock-Heads
Eat Them Up
Yum

Now lock this locky so I can win!

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[Reephdweller]

Foot LOCKer

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[Reephdweller]

How many threads could a board locker lock
if a board locker could lock threads?

A board locker would lock as many threads as a board locker could lock, if a board locker could lock threads.

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[East Side Dave]

Come On Feel The Noise!
Girls Lock The Boys!

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[Reephdweller]

If you stack a stock of liquor, its slick to stick a lock upon your stock, or some trickster, who is slicker, will rob you of your liquor, if you neglect to lock your liquor with a lock

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[walking joint]

at this point why isn't this in the Games section?

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finally a sig...SatCam rules

[Johnny Fontane]

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Lock it to me!

[East Side Dave]

What do we do baby without locks
What do we do baby, without locks
Na-na Na-na


(theme to "Family Locks" starring Michael J. Lox)

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-9-04 @ 9:10 PM

[newport king]

i dont think this is going to get locked on account that this thread quickly became something else.


~another newport king joint~

[newport king]

and i hear jews love bagels with lox.

~another newport king joint~

[sr71blackbird]

dreadlocks
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[StupidGirlllll]

hello I am back...did you hear the 1 about the locked thread not getting locked still after 8 pages & counting

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[sr71blackbird]

locky mclockerton

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[MattyBronx]

...so the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."


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[StupidGirlllll]

so what do they serve then? midgets?

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[sr71blackbird]

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"

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[StupidGirlllll]

thats it enough is enough this thread has got to be locked...


Last post

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[sr71blackbird]

no MINES last :)

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[MattyBronx]

So the Lone Ranger turns to Silver and says, "that's great, but I told you to bring back a posse."


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[StupidGirlllll]

Top this?


Locky

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[sr71blackbird]

top DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
heheheheh

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[StupidGirlllll]

Hello can anybody hear me...well OJ Simpson came to his lawyers office 1 day with some luggage & his lawyer asked what r u doing I said pack your bags your going to the CANCOON....it reads better when spoken.

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[sr71blackbird]

TOPPED!!!

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[StupidGirlllll]

Holla if you lock me

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[sr71blackbird]

tippy topperillo

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[StupidGirlllll]

I am running out of things to say...BTW where has MOJO been?

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[sr71blackbird]

You must be getting tired SG, you been running through my mind all night ;)

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[MattyBronx]

And the wife says, "he had a hat."


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[StupidGirlllll]

That is soooo funny......I forgot about that line

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[sr71blackbird]

I hope Im not too heavy, being on TOP of you!

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[MattyBronx]

So the pet shop guy looks at the frog and says, "I'm only going to show you this one more time..."


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[sr71blackbird]

rectum? damn near killed em!

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[StupidGirlllll]

No i like when the guy is on top....

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[MattyBronx]

The dentist tells her, "make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."


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[sr71blackbird]

I just flew in from pennsylvania and boy! are my arms tired!

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[MattyBronx]

So the rope tells the bartender, "no, I'm a frayed knot."


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[StupidGirlllll]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....clasasics are the best.

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[sr71blackbird]

"they buried him face down so his friends could stop off for a cold one"


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[MattyBronx]

And the sailor tells the mermaid, "well, how about a little head?"


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[sr71blackbird]

"to get to the other side"

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[East Side Dave]

I'm addicted to Locky!

.....and the nun says to the priest, "well I don't know how to drive either!"

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[StupidGirlllll]

Ok ESD now lets take it to the icon thread...the plan is post here then there...here then there got it....now lock to it

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[sr71blackbird]

lock, stock, and two smoking barrels

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[MattyBronx]

And the guy says, "yeah, who wants a twelve inch pianist?"


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[East Side Dave]

Ok ESD now lets take it to the icon thread...the plan is post here then there...here

Got it, Lockid Girllll! This is gonna be great! Just like that movie- Wizard of Lockz.

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[sr71blackbird]

"so the guy says, Hey! wheres my lobster bib!"

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[East Side Dave]

...and the dwarf said, "whoa! That's not a blender afterall!"

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[MattyBronx]

Answering the iron.


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[StupidGirlllll]

Hey Fezzie refered to me as lobster claws 3 or 4 once & i got highly insulted & told ronnie about it in an Im & he told it to Fezzie on the air...great moment...in my R&F history...now all is said..
I think its time to lock this 1 up...MOJO can U hear me....

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[sr71blackbird]

where is mojo anyway?

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[MattyBronx]

And the second flea says, "I did, but then I woke up in the moustache of a guy on a motorcycle again."


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[sr71blackbird]

"so the guy goes; Thats a funny thing to have tatooed on your forehead"

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[East Side Dave]

Ronny once said to me, "don't break into my house again, East Side," so there, lock it, Mojo, A-Lockie, Lockie, Oh, Lockie, We Gotta Go! I-yi-yi-yi-yi!

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[MattyBronx]

So the black girl says, "you know the first thing they look for is the black box."


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