Office Tricks

[sr71blackbird]

I use to do this at the office. Id take 4 quarters and insert them into a vending machine when no one was looking. Then, Id make a photocopy of one side of a dollar bill and cut it to the same size, and await my "mark". Id call them over and show them the fake dollar and say, "I saw this on the internet! Look!" and Id insert the fake dollar in the machine and it would spit it right out. Then, Id hit the change return button and 4 quarters would come out! They were always flabbergasted. Id tear the fake one in half and tell them to go make a photocopy of their own, and theyd go run over and photocopy their own and Id insert the 4 quarters while they were doing that (in front of other people who were looking on) and the guy would come back in all excited and he would insert his and it would spit out and then the quartes would come out and he would be jumping up and down, but couldnt get it to do it again, and everyone who was watching knew I fooled him. You ever do anything like that?
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[furie]

no, but now I'm going to!


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[Arienette]

that just seems like way too much trouble.

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[A.J.]

I trick my co-workers into thinking I'm actually working.

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[JustJon]

hmmm... rig the soda machine or play solitare? the soda machine thing sounds like work...

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[Justice4all]

I use to do this at the office. Id take 4 quarters and insert them into a vending machine when no one was looking. Then, Id make a photocopy of one side of a dollar bill and cut it to the same size, and await my "mark". Id call them over and show them the fake dollar and say, "I saw this on the internet! Look!" and Id insert the fake dollar in the machine and it would spit it right out. Then, Id hit the change return button and 4 quarters would come out! They were always flabbergasted. Id tear the fake one in half and tell them to go make a photocopy of their own, and theyd go run over and photocopy their own and Id insert the 4 quarters while they were doing that (in front of other people who were looking on) and the guy would come back in all excited and he would insert his and it would spit out and then the quartes would come out and he would be jumping up and down, but couldnt get it to do it again, and everyone who was watching knew I fooled him. You ever do anything like that?



YOU sir are a fucking genius! That sounds JUST like the llittle joke that some of my co-workers deserve in this office! Thanks for the killer idea.

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That one's a classic.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I read this one in Stuff magazine, you get a snicker bar and you put in the water cooler and leave it to float around in the water. You can also substitute the snicker bar with a dead goldfish.





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[silera]

that just seems like way too much trouble.


I should just follow you from thread to thread agreeing with you.


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[zathrus]

can't do that at my job. we don't have vending machines....

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[Def Dave in SC]

Why don't you just take a shit on someone's desk. Much easier, and far more effective.

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[Hosp]

I just pop the "T" and "Y" keys off of the keyboard and swap them out. Those 2 finger typers who need to look at their hands will misspell things for a while and not notice it.


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[FUNKMAN]

on a nice quiet weekend where nothing is going on i'll wait for one of the guys in the other slots to start stepping away from his slot(to go to the bathroom or vending machines) and i'll dial their phone, as they head back to pick it up 'i hang up'... sometimes you can catch them twice, then they start glancing around the room to see who is messing with them...

sometimes it's tough not to crack a smile and give yourself away...

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[sr71blackbird]

Try the M and the N keys, it works too

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[Wormwood]

oh. that's rich!

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