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sr71blackbird
01-11-2004, 05:13 PM
I occasionally will make hard boiled eggs the night before, so I can save some time in the morning as I get ready. So, I put them on in a pot with water and turn the heat on and come in here and log on, check out a few topics, reply to a few offline messages, send off a few emails and Im sitting here and I hear a "pop" in my kitchen and realise.... The eggs!!
I run in and the pots completely boiled down and the eggs are smokin'! There were my last eggs too! Fuck!!
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FUNKMAN
01-11-2004, 05:21 PM
that's no yolk...
have peanut butter instead...
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sr71blackbird
01-11-2004, 05:32 PM
I wonder if I can still eat em'?
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MizzleTizzle
01-11-2004, 05:35 PM
that's no yolk...
i'm sure he's ova it by now...
Tall_James
01-11-2004, 05:36 PM
i'm sure he's ova it by now...
No. He's just a shell of the man he once was.
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FUNKMAN
01-11-2004, 05:37 PM
probably could've prevented them from burning if you scrambled...
har dee har har dee har har...
:)
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sr71blackbird
01-11-2004, 05:42 PM
eggactly!
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monsterone
01-11-2004, 05:49 PM
what's he clucking about?
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Fallon
01-12-2004, 12:36 PM
I had eggs this morning and they were goooooood.
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DJEvelEd
01-12-2004, 12:43 PM
Chicken abortions are gross. The only abortion I eat is from my girls twat after Planned Parenthood.
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high fly
01-12-2004, 02:31 PM
Someone call Ruth Buzzi.
" and they ask me why I drink"
JPMNICK
01-12-2004, 02:43 PM
How is Sarah Jessica Parker going to help this one?
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sr71blackbird
01-12-2004, 03:58 PM
The eggs were indeed burned and the whites that faced the bottom of the pot had to be cast away and I tossed the yolks anyway. I did manage to salvage some of the whites and it wasnt all that bad, a little smokey, but edible. Plus, I chopped up the whites and mixed a little hot sauce in and I was good to go
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SatCam
01-12-2004, 04:16 PM
Oh, so now you're blaming your burned breakfast on us, huh? It's ALLLLL our fault!
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2004, 04:18 PM
like they say:
"a watched pot never boils" and "an unwatched pot always burns"
or something like that, you know you've heard it...
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sr71blackbird
01-12-2004, 04:23 PM
I know, it sucks! Its like doing a defrag of your hardrive or a virus scan. You can sit there watching it and itll never finish. Another thing, when Im at work, my phone will NOT ring unless I stuff a pile of salad in my mouth.
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