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sr71blackbird
01-15-2004, 04:19 PM
story (http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/377/11797_phenomenon.html)

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/x-ray-intro.jpg

Claims can see the smallest detail through the body. Has been tested by doctors to see if shes seeing what she says shes seeing. Can see tumors and cysts as well as internal organs.

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ChickenHawk
01-15-2004, 04:24 PM
I MIGHT believe it if it weren't from a source called "Pravda RU".


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01-15-2004, 04:27 PM
She must be wearing those glasses you get when you send in enough Bazooka Joe comics.


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keithy_19
01-15-2004, 04:31 PM
So thats what the secret prize was? Oh man, i WOULD HAVE SENT UM IN!. I thought it was gunna be a red turtle neck or something...

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Katylina
01-15-2004, 04:37 PM
I should let her take a look at my ovaries.

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TheGameHHH
01-15-2004, 04:46 PM
i believe this, she sounds pretty legit..........i just wish it was me

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42nd-delay
01-15-2004, 04:54 PM
I MIGHT believe it if it weren't from a source called "Pravda RU".


It's the former Communist state paper, now independent I believe. I don't know whether that makes this story more or less legit though.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-15-2004, 05:31 PM
True, Pravda was founded by Lenin in 1912 and was, for all intents and purposes, a tool for the Communist Regime. Although it was shut down a few times during the Czarist era, it was officially shut down by Yeltsin in 1991, prior to the Fall of the Iron Curtain. When it was shut down, the majority of Pravda journalists tried to start their own version of Pravda, but were shut down due to government pressure. In 1999, said journalists started a version of Pravda on line. From what I know of it, it's pro-democracy and tries to report Russian news as best it can.

Ironically, "pravda" means "truth" in Russian. After decades of being under government rule, they're a little bewildered about what may or may not be the truth. Hopefully Pravda won't turn into an Eastern European version of the Weekly World News.

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MizzleTizzle
01-15-2004, 05:44 PM
Well, I'm guessing many of you have heard of James Randi. He used to live by me. He goes by "The Amazing Randi" in his long career as a magician. Hey he was on Happy days; the episode where the magician drinks vodka before trying to escape a straightjacket.

Anyway, he started challenging the claims of the spoon benders and faith healers, because he knows how to fake it.

So; with that in mind; he set up The Million Dollar Challenge. You can see the contract on his site. Anyone can apply. Fairly simple; everyone agrees ahead of time [both parties] to the exact test and conditions; what exactly will or will not happen, etc.

And if you can indeed do this under the agreed upon test conditions, you get $1,000,000.

So, this question is begged...

The Million Dollar Challenge (http://www.randi.org/research/index.html)

A.J.
01-16-2004, 08:44 AM
She must be from Chernobyl.

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ChrisTheCop
01-19-2004, 12:38 PM
It would be cool if true, but has she been tested by anyone other than Russian doctors? I mean, a Russian doctor drove me and a date to the movies the other night in his cab.

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Tall_James
01-19-2004, 12:58 PM
She has x-ray vision but had to line up for toilet paper...what a country!


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high fly
01-19-2004, 01:59 PM
So she can see my Mig 23 through my clothes?
Scary.

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zoom2457
01-19-2004, 02:15 PM
I think we are being Punked...

There is no way that this is true.

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JustJon
01-20-2004, 06:19 AM
In Russia, things see through you with X-Ray vision.

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East Side Dave
01-20-2004, 06:21 AM
I should let her take a look at my ovaries.


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gypsy
01-20-2004, 07:02 AM
Just a gimmick to build Russian pride. Dumb Slavs

Cybersoldier
01-20-2004, 07:07 AM
If this is true, I guess mutants are among us ;)

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Furtherman
01-20-2004, 07:19 AM
I read Pravda occasionally, but only for a laugh. This story is bunk and so are many others that it reports on the websire.

Good for a laugh.


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Furtherman
01-27-2004, 09:28 AM
She's still around:

Girl Sees Broken Bones (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004040384,00.html)

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Katylina
01-27-2004, 01:31 PM
She described my pelvic area as being asymmetrical


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