Random Thoughts

[razorboy]

There was a giant skink on the hood of my truck. Gross.

[Contra]

There was a giant skink on the hood of my truck. Gross.

Did you mean skank?

[PapaBear]

There was a giant skink on the hood of my truck. Gross.
I had to look it up. They're ADORABLE!

[PapaBear]

Did you mean skank?
I had to look it up. They're ADORABLE!

[TooLowBrow]

I had to look it up. They're ADORABLE!

is this it?



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/465970819_adf27ab30c.jpg?v=0

[ANC]

This motherfucker is 5 minutes away from me calling Homeland Security.

[Ritalin]

Stop calling the goddamn Jets "Gang Green".

I've reached my limit. Enough.

If the Jets are Gang Green, does that mean that Sanchez has earned his "Green Card"?

[strawberrypop]

I'm living on the edge today.

[STC-Dub]

I really don't care that your Tequila can pour a shot.

[razorboy]

I ate an absurd amount of pistachios this evening.

[PapaBear]

I ate an absurd amount of pistachios this evening.
In the shell? That can be quite a workout.

[razorboy]

In the shell? That can be quite a workout.

They were on sale at my local natural foods grocer, and I figured I'd take about a pound home. I couldn't stop myself.

[PapaBear]

Do you eat each one as you open the shell? I like to crack open about 15 or 20 of them before I actually eat them. It can be excruciating, if I've already eaten one first, though.

[razorboy]

Do you eat each one as you open the shell? I like to crack open about 15 or 20 of them before I actually eat them. It can be excruciating, if I've already eaten one first, though.

The ones I bought were already sea salted, so I was treating them like giant sunflower seeds.

[strawberrypop]

I never see red pistachios anymore.

[PapaBear]

Hey, Eric. Stop it with the funny voice thing when you call in. It's been clear for a while, that Ron is done with that bit.

[razorboy]

Tinnitus still really sucks.

[MC Pee Pants]

I wanna have sex with a black chick.

[GvacNoMore]

It's funny how so many misinterpret the sarcasm of a message board.

[GvacNoMore]

I would watch women's figure skating before I watched college football.

Seriously.

[ANC]

Dead chipmunks in the pool now a fuckin groundhog digging holes! Where did I move to? I wonder if this legitimizes getting a shotgun.

[ANC]

I haaate the term "cold hard cash"!!

[razorboy]

I haaate the term "cold hard cash"!!

You prefer your cash warm and soft?

[IamFogHat]

Bladivan is for Fez!!

[PapaBear]

Though I loved the music U2 put out in the 80's and 90's, I have absolutely no interest in the stuff they're putting out now.

[PapaBear]

Hey, Eric. Stop it with the funny voice thing when you call in. It's been clear for a while, that Ron is done with that bit.
Hey, other guys... Stop doing Death Metal Moe's "I gotta put down this sandwich" bit. It was only funny when Moe did it.

[PapaBear]

edit. Didn't see the thread.

[TeeBone]

I like how local FM morning-zoo radio hosts always attempt to point out that they are not in fact, a whacky morning-zoo talk show.

[TooLowBrow]

i like how these came out:bye:
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs280.snc1/10719_585943173284_26311091_34420759_1968995_n.jpg
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my brother drew them

[razorboy]

When I was a kid I was sure I'd be a surgeon/astronaut/president. Whatever happened to my dreams?

[STC-Dub]

They were crushed just like everyone else's?

[STC-Dub]

I hate the 1200 Tequila commercials even more than most commercials. I don't care what you want from your tequila.

[razorboy]

I just took a giant chunk out of my chin. You would think after sixteen or seventeen some odd years of shaving I would have figured this whole thing out.


As an addendum, styptic pencils still sting like hell.

[cougarjake13]

if a inmate gets cancer or aids while incarcerated and doesnt receive treatment is that considered cruel and unusual punishment ??

[razorboy]

My Sister's new puppy is fine with nearly all of my guitars, but for some reason she is scared to death of my Martin O-17. Maybe it is haunted.

[PapaBear]

My Sister's new puppy is fine with nearly all of my guitars, but for some reason she is scared to death of my Martin O-17. Maybe it is haunted.
Going to the dog park has made me realize how bizarre some dogs can be about certain things. For instance, there is a chocolate lab that my dog is absolutely OBSESSED with chewing on. He doesn't bite hard enough to hurt, but he just won't leave that dog alone. There's another dog there that loves all of the other dogs, but growls at mine. And there's a chihuahua that hates all of the dogs except mine.

[razorboy]

Going to the dog park has made me realize how bizarre some dogs can be about certain things. For instance, there is a chocolate lab that my dog is absolutely OBSESSED with chewing on. He doesn't bite hard enough to hurt, but he just won't leave that dog alone. There's another dog there that loves all of the other dogs, but growls at mine. And there's a chihuahua that hates all of the dogs except mine.

Dogs have freakishly perceptive idiosyncrasies. I guess that 's why I love them so.





But I still think my Martin is haunted.

[PapaBear]

I'm a little worried about Buddy chewing on that lab, though. Chocolate is bad for dogs.

[TooLowBrow]

I'm a little worried about Buddy chewing on that lab, though. Chocolate is bad for dogs.

racist

[PapaBear]

Ghirardelli Ultimate Fudge Brownie mix is good. REALLY, REALLY freaking good.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QBeBxNkBL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

And, no. That is NOT icing on top. It's more of a syrup. I'm still in the "no icing on brownies" camp.

[razorboy]

I REALLY hate ironing. I wish I could afford help.

[PapaBear]

I saw something I've never seen before tonight. A bail bondsman was HAVING A SALE! The sign said, "Limited time offer. 8% bonds". I was almost tempted to go break the law!

[Furtherman]

I hate when I'm at an intersection and I wave a car to go ahead, and the driver waves me to go. Then I say No, you go! But the driver waves me to go again. JUST GO!

[PapaBear]

I hate when I'm at an intersection and I wave a car to go ahead, and the driver waves me to go. Then I say No, you go! But the driver waves me to go again. JUST GO!
What I hate is when the other guy has the right of way, and I have a stop sign, and he/she waves me. I absolutely refuse. They'll keep waving me, and I just shake my head.

[biggirl]

What I hate is when the other guy has the right of way, and I have a stop sign, and he/she waves me. I absolutely refuse. They'll keep waving me, and I just shake my head.

:lol: Thank you for my laugh of the day

[TooLowBrow]

I hate when I'm at an intersection and I wave a car to go ahead, and the driver waves me to go. Then I say No, you go! But the driver waves me to go again. JUST GO!

then you both wind up going and slamming on the brakes immediately.

they you wave, go ahead

and they wave, no , you go

and it continues

[PapaBear]

then you both wind up going and slamming on the brakes immediately.

they you wave, go ahead

and they wave, no , you go

and it continues
You left out the part where you both wave each other on, then you both give the "thank you wave and nod" motion at the same time.:wallbash:

[TooLowBrow]

You left out the part where you both wave each other on, then you both give the "thank you wave and nod" motion at the same time.:wallbash:

haha

[Furtherman]

Other drivers suck.

[razorboy]

Jesus bleeding Christ on a cross, I'm exhausted. When did I get so old?

[PapaBear]

I leaned too far back in my desk chair and broke the back. I'm holding it together with a clamp, but I'm afraid to try to lean back in it. I can't sit up straight all night!!!:furious:

[Jughead]

Im off tomorrow...Worked almost everyday I have had off the last 9 months..I'm thinking about taking it...But I feel guilty my wife is working 2 jobs and it is raining...I work outside some bad weather hinders business...Cant decide miss staying up late night want to do it tonight.............Maybe I will get some business Thursday...My customers have been so great through these tough times..I Love them

[EliSnow]

Enough with the ___ Nation talk!

I just saw on Access Hollywood that they call their viewership the "AH Nation."

It was bad before, now it's reached a level of stupidity that's unbelievable.

[cougarjake13]

red sox nation is the first i heard of it being used

its getting ridiculous now

[Chigworthy]

That log I slammed into my shin while cutting wood today really left a mark. It smarts.

[PapaBear]

I just felt something crawling on the back of my neck. I freaked and swiped at it. Now, I don't know where or what it is. HELP!:help:

[razorboy]

I just felt something crawling on the back of my neck. I freaked and swiped at it. Now, I don't know where or what it is. HELP!:help:

I had the same problem recently. I realized it was old age and poured myself another drink.

[biggirl]

I had the same problem recently. I realized it was old age and poured myself another drink.

I didn't know you are old...I thought you were pretty young.

[razorboy]

I didn't know you are old...I thought you were pretty young.

It's all relative. I feel every second of 29.

[biggirl]

It's all relative. I feel every second of 29.

yeah...sometimes I feel all of my 30 years too.

[razorboy]

yeah...sometimes I feel all of my 30 years too.

It isn't a fun thought.

[biggirl]

It isn't a fun thought.

I am just thinking how young 29 sounds now. You are the lucky one.

[razorboy]

I am just thinking how young 29 sounds now. You are the lucky one.

I probably shouldn't complain. I'm pretty sure my liver health puts me at about fifty anyway.

[biggirl]

I probably shouldn't complain. I'm pretty sure my liver health puts me at about fifty anyway.

:ohmy:

I will say a prayer for you tonight.

[razorboy]

:ohmy:

I will say a prayer for you tonight.

Meh, just take a shot.

[biggirl]

Meh, just take a shot.

shot of what? Our bar is getting pretty low on variety.

[razorboy]

shot of what? Our bar is getting pretty low on variety.

Whatever. Tequila, heroin, pharmaceuticals. I'm in no position to judge.

[biggirl]

Whatever. Tequila, heroin, pharmaceuticals. I'm in no position to judge.

Tequila we have, but I think I am going to settle on Nyquil. I need sleep, and it helps for that purpose! I love it.

[PapaBear]

A local kid was one of the 8 soldiers killed in Afghanistan last Saturday. As I read the article, I got a chill when I saw he was a Cavalry Scout. My son is in Cav Scout training.:sad:

[Hottub]

Afghanistan was a half assed cluster-fuck from the word go. I'll save my rant for later.
Too many kids have died for no gain over 8 years. Some right in my community.

8 fucking years!!
We pray your kid gets stationed in Idaho, Papa.

[PapaBear]

He's hoping for Ramstein Germany. But no matter where he goes, being a Cav Scout likely means he will be fight some one somewhere.

[PapaBear]

I think migrant apple pickers are trying to get me to hit them with my car. At first, I thought they just didn't know you're not supposed to just walk out in front a car. But today, one stood by the side of the road, waited until I got closer, then stepped out in front of me!

[jennysmurf]

I leaned too far back in my desk chair and broke the back. I'm holding it together with a clamp, but I'm afraid to try to lean back in it. I can't sit up straight all night!!!:furious:

Did you fall backwards when you broke it? Cause that would be funny.

[PapaBear]

Did you fall backwards when you broke it? Cause that would be funny.
NO! And my very talented father fixed it for me. You're mean.

[jennysmurf]

NO! And my very talented father fixed it for me. You're mean.

Oh, cause when I pictured it, you fell backwards in a very comedic way. It was funny.

[razorboy]

I hate my network. It's fucking up all of of the time.

[ANC]

These grapes are fantastic!

[drjoek]

Snoogans posted in the nuclear reactor thread!
I can't be the only one to find the humor in this.

[PapaBear]

My crappy new boss is getting fired in the morning!!! He was already doing a shitty job and pissing people off. Today, the owner found traces of crystal meth in the office!:thumbup::clap:

[Fatwreck86]

why does my chest hurt?

[cougarjake13]

why does my chest hurt?

fat chicks shouldnt be able to do the cowgirl

[RoseBlood]

Pure artistry and athleticism: Tell me it's not a respectable profession!!!


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[Skellington]

tumor + 16 rounds of radiation = no tumor / wait 5 months * [(accident with glass table +anti-rejectatories + cadaver tendon + steriods +20lbs) - (anti-rejectatories + steriods + 7lbs)] = tumor


See kids, getting a degree helps you solve all life problems logically and without the help of a TI-82/85/whatever you cheating motherfuckers are using these days. soh cah toa this and draw me a hyperbola.

[razorboy]

Yikes. The Vietnamese barbecue isn't sitting very well with me tonight.

[razorboy]

Stupid spiderwebs.

[iSpider]

Stupid razors...

[ANC]

Wow working the late shift really sucks when you don't smoke anymore. :thumbdown:

[razorboy]

Stupid razors...

You're so mean.

[razorboy]

I think I'm going to let my mostly gray beard grow out.

[jennysmurf]

I think I'm going to let my mostly gray beard grow out.

Like this?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8yU8CEwbz0FNdM:http://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/kenny_rogers.jpg

[razorboy]

Like this?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8yU8CEwbz0FNdM:http://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/kenny_rogers.jpg

Listen, if I decide to, I'm still going to be a sexy bastard.

[jennysmurf]

Listen, if I decide to, I'm still going to be a sexy bastard.

I have no doubt. Neither does Mr. Kenny Rogers.

[razorboy]

I have no doubt. Neither does Mr. Kenny Rogers.

I don't know what that chicken roasting prick wants from me.

[PapaBear]

Weird. My cable just went out for like 20 seconds. Both TV and Internet. I've never had both go out at the same time for such a short period of time before.

[razorboy]

I took my Cousin to Howl-O-Scream at Busch Gardens tonight.



I really fucking hate teenagers and tourists.

[PapaBear]

I forgot to buy canned tomatoes for my slow cooker venison stew. I guess it's gonna marinate for another day.

[weekapaugjz]

I forgot to buy canned tomatoes for my slow cooker venison stew. I guess it's gonna marinate for another day.

mmmm....venison. and it gives me some extra time to make it down to winchester for some delicious stew.

[razorboy]

mmmm....venison. and it gives me some extra time to make it down to winchester for some delicious stew.

Anti-Christmasite!

[weekapaugjz]

i'm really happy i decided to take a day off of work tomorrow. it's been too long without having to work on a friday night.

[PapaBear]

mmmm....venison. and it gives me some extra time to make it down to winchester for some delicious stew.
The recipe I have is awesome. It makes it as tender as fatty beef, but it's VERY low in fat. Absolutely delicious.

[weekapaugjz]

Anti-Christmasite!

i prefer x-mas.

The recipe I have is awesome. It makes it as tender as fatty beef, but it's VERY low in fat. Absolutely delicious.

nice. i love venison. i have a lot of family and friends who hunt, so i always seem to get my hands on some. one of my friends got one with his bow tonight.

[PapaBear]

The guy I get mine from just got back from a month or two of hunting out west. He got a couple antelope, some elk, several mule deer, and more. All with the bow. He's got a bag of antelope with my name on it.

[weekapaugjz]

The guy I get mine from just got back from a month or two of hunting out west. He got a couple antelope, some elk, several mule deer, and more. All with the bow. He's got a bag of antelope with my name on it.

i haven't had antelope before but would like to try it. i had elk steaks a few years back and liked it. my step dad went to nebraska hunting last fall and brought back a bunch of mule deer. i really enjoyed it.

also, my step dad's neighbor is a bow hunting maniac. he fucking bow hunts BEARS. he travels the world to get different species. i guess his house is a like a taxidermist's wet dream. i've never seen it, but would like to. he has a bunch of magazine articles written about him.

[PapaBear]

Willie Nelson played tonight at a local high school. They built a fancy new auditorium and dedicated it to Patsy Cline (she's from here), so he agreed to play at the dedication of the 1,700 seat venue. Some local guy bought 2 front row tickets for $200. He decided he needed money for bills, so he sold them on eBay. HE GOT $1500!!!:ohmy:

BTW... It would be pretty damn cool to see Willie in such a small venue. I bet it was a good show.

[razorboy]

I'm carving a jack-o-lantern and drinking scotch. This can't end well.

[biggirl]

I'm carving a jack-o-lantern and drinking scotch. This can't end well.

Don't be like me last night. I nearly cut my finger off!

[ANC]

I want a fuckin' beer and a stogie. But this bottle of Poland Spring will do... :wallbash:

[razorboy]

I want a fuckin' beer and a stogie. But this bottle of Poland Spring will do... :wallbash:

I'm having a Duvel and a Arturo Fuente Don Carlos for you buddy.

[razorboy]

Don't be like me last night. I nearly cut my finger off!

Hasn't happened yet, but it's a distinct possibility. The night is young, and the hospital is open.

[biggirl]

Hasn't happened yet, but it's a distinct possibility. The night is young, and the hospital is open.

just be sure not to use a kids carving knife...they are a bitch.

[Ponyboy]

SHIT..... I just got called into work tonight.....I was just getting comfortable on the couch....CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[ANC]

I'm having a Duvel and a Arturo Fuente Don Carlos for you buddy.

so jealous...

[razorboy]

just be sure not to use a kids carving knife...they are a bitch.

I'm using an X-acto set and a Dremel tool. Woe be to the ER nurse.

[Penelope]

Happy Devil's Night everyone! :devil2:

[PapaBear]

I'm rather befuddled right now.:wacko:

[razorboy]

My glasses don't seem to work anymore.

[STC-Dub]

I am amazed I can see out of mine they are so scratched.

[STC-Dub]

If the bill allowing pet care to be tax deductible actually gets passed I might have to leave the country.

[razorboy]

I hate shaving.

[weekapaugjz]

I hate shaving.

grow a beard.

[razorboy]

grow a beard.

Been there, done that. Too itchy.

[biggestmexi]

Been there, done that. Too itchy.

over 1/2 inch there's no itch......commitment problems?

[biggirl]

if someone hates to shave why would he name himself razor? :laugh:

[razorboy]

over 1/2 inch there's no itch......commitment problems?

There is a lot of white hair I prefer not to show off as well.

[razorboy]

if someone hates to shave why would he name himself razor? :laugh:

Sooooo many answers to that question.

[biggirl]

Sooooo many answers to that question.

Can I at least get 3 of them?

[razorboy]

Can I at least get 3 of them?

Music, drugs and a nasty demeanor.

[biggirl]

Music, drugs and a nasty demeanor.

those are the ones I already knew.

[Marc with a c]

my fucking car just broke down two miles from my place.

fuck me.

[PapaBear]

my fucking car just broke down two miles from my place.

fuck me.
Do I go to your place and fuck you, or go there and walk two miles? You're difficult to fuck.

[Marc with a c]

you can fuck me anyway you want.

[PapaBear]

you can fuck me anyway you want.
Way is not the issue. It's WHERE!

[Marc with a c]

anywhere as well.

[PapaBear]

anywhere as well.
Under there?

[Marc with a c]

it's cold. where is AAA?

[PapaBear]

it's cold. where is AAA?
If they were in your underwear, you know it.

[Marc with a c]

underwear is for pedophiles.

[PapaBear]

underwear is for pedophiles.
Only when used.

[Marc with a c]

used underwear?

[PapaBear]

used underwear?
Under your broken car, maybe?

[weekapaugjz]

someone told me last night, "from your lips to god's ears" in all seriousness. i laughed really hard when they drove off.

[underdog]

Someone in my apartment building has the wireless network ID of "countchocula".

[TroutSkin]

my next door meth head neighbors moved out tonight under the cover of darkness. i stepped out to say farewell and happy trails in my bathrobe and slippers. hope they don't come back and steal my stuff.

[PapaBear]

Someone in my apartment building has the wireless network ID of "countchocula".
You should change your network name to "sack of chisels". You might make a love connection.

[STC-Dub]

Working from home sucks sometimes.

[PapaBear]

Working from home sucks sometimes.
Yeah. I bet you end up having to bring your home work with you.

[PapaBear]

Does anyone know where I can get some 3D zoo toon sex?

[TroutSkin]

i think these new headphones are too small for me head.

[jennysmurf]

Does anyone know where I can get some 3D zoo toon sex?

:blink:

[PapaBear]

:blink:
There was some quality SPAM. You had to be there.

[weekapaugjz]

There was some quality SPAM. You had to be there.

probably a good thing she wasn't. i wouldn't have wanted for jenny to see me like that.

[jennysmurf]

probably a good thing she wasn't. i wouldn't have wanted for jenny to see me like that.

At least someone's looking out for my virtue! Dang Papabear!

[weekapaugjz]

At least someone's looking out for my virtue! Dang Papabear!

he truly is a corrupter of minds.

[PapaBear]

he truly is a corrupter of minds.
If I don't corrupt minds, how can I have minions?

[jennysmurf]

he truly is a corrupter of minds.

Among other things! Naughty boy!

[weekapaugjz]

i just want to go home and go to bed.

[PapaBear]

I really miss the Bear. If his "I should be home for Thanksgiving" doesn't happen, I'll be devastated.

[jennysmurf]

All day long, I've had the phrase "Hi, I'm Slim Pickins" repeating in my head. What the heck?!? :wallbash:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:mi2qRer55Js_CM:http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/6286.gif

[razorboy]

I just woke up from two days of a nasty flu. That was fun.

[weekapaugjz]

I just woke up from two days of a nasty flu. That was fun.

well, i hope you washed your hands before you sat down at your computer. i don't want you infecting this place with your sickness.

[weekapaugjz]

i am currently drinking a grape soda. my poop will be green in the morning.

[razorboy]

well, i hope you washed your hands before you sat down at your computer. i don't want you infecting this place with your sickness.

I'm spreading a horrible pig related virus all over this site. Seriously though, I just got through cleaning all the linens, steam cleaning the carpets and furniture, and generally disinfecting this whole damn house.

[jennysmurf]

I'm spreading a horrible pig related virus all over this site. Seriously though, I just got through cleaning all the linens, steam cleaning the carpets and furniture, and generally disinfecting this whole damn house.

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/BD6946-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=2EA4B0C59585DB426D3243E2D8418E596529E79887609E4F

And you looked hot while doing it!

[weekapaugjz]

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/BD6946-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=2EA4B0C59585DB426D3243E2D8418E596529E79887609E4F

And you looked hot while doing it!

wow, razorboy has really changed since his zach morris younger years.

[razorboy]

And you looked hot while doing it!

If by hot you mean disheveled, unkempt and slightly sweatly/clammy from still coming down off of the fever, than absolutely.

[razorboy]

wow, razorboy has really changed since his zach morris younger years.

Duh. I'm much, much better looking.

[razorboy]

There are snails all over my deck. Snails are fucking gross.

[hammersavage]

"Why don't you go buy a cake and eat it" was 4 years ago today.

[Marc with a c]

never forget.

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna attempt a media blackout for 24 hours to try and not hear about a certain something.

[iSpider]

I'm gonna attempt a media blackout for 24 hours to try and not hear about a certain something.

Are you turning .Net off...?
Let me know, I have to save my work...

[GregoryJoseph]

Airplanes absolutely destroy a peaceful night of stargazing.

What a monstrosity.

[razorboy]

I hate coaching thing these kids. They look at me as the tall old dude with long hair and shitty shoulders.

[razorboy]

My hair is getting way too long. I need help.

[razorboy]

I think I might be dying. Can somebody send over a heart specialist?

[weekapaugjz]

I think I might be dying. Can somebody send over a heart specialist?

http://images.sportsbybrooks.com/e/9/e9568c78858962503d7eacb752623a9d_Dr%20Nick%20Simps ons.png

[razorboy]

http://images.sportsbybrooks.com/e/9/e9568c78858962503d7eacb752623a9d_Dr%20Nick%20Simps ons.png

Heeey Dr. obvious.

[weekapaugjz]

Heeey Dr. obvious.

it's what i do best.

[PapaBear]

YouTube hasn't been working on my cell phone recently. I finally got around to doing a Google search on my comp tonight, to try to find an answer. I didn't find anything. But now, YouTube works on my phone.



Weird.

Edit: I think I will do a Google search on why I don't have a million dollars.

[Marc with a c]

Edit: I think I will do a Google search on why I don't have a million dollars.

http://www.michaelshouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image-of-cocaine.jpg

[PapaBear]

Well, yeah. There IS that.:wallbash:

[PapaBear]

By the way...

http://www.michaelshouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image-of-cocaine.jpg

Doesn't always result in not having a million dollars. However, that mixed with...

http://schlissellaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/handcuffs.jpg



Usually does.



Just say "NO"... to getting caught with drugs.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm starting to think Paul O drove Gail nuts...

[TheMojoPin]

The original chorus lyrics to the song "Tutti Frutti" were fucking filthy:

Tutti Frutti, good booty,
If it don’t fit, don’t force it
You can grease it
make it easy

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

http://www.kalamu.com/bol/wp-content/content/images/little%20richard%2001.jpg

[PapaBear]

The original chorus lyrics to the song "Tutti Frutti" were fucking filthy:



"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

http://www.kalamu.com/bol/wp-content/content/images/little%20richard%2001.jpg
Especially when you consider that he was probably thinking about a man, when he wrote it.

[jennysmurf]

Especially when you consider that he was probably thinking about a man, when he wrote it.

Oof!

[TheMojoPin]

There's no "probably" about it.

[PapaBear]

I'm all out of milk. I'm so lost without it.
I looked in the fridge, but it wasn't in there.

[GregoryJoseph]

That whistling teakettle might be the best investment I made in the past 10 years.

[razorboy]

I'm trying to teach my little league kids to use their hands/wrists and feet to drive the ball, but they won't fucking listen. I hate these little snots.

[PapaBear]

I'm trying to teach my little league kids to use their hands/wrists and feet to drive the ball, but they won't fucking listen. I hate these little snots.
I tried to teach my second wife that the secret to good ball control was in the wrist, but she wouldn't fucking listen either.

[razorboy]

I tried to teach my second wife that the secret to good ball control was in the wrist, but she wouldn't fucking listen either.

Unless your second wife was an eleven year old kid, I can't relate.

[PapaBear]

Unless your second wife was an eleven year old kid, I can't relate.
She was 4' 11" and had braces, so she was often mistaken for a teenager, if that helps.

[razorboy]

She was 4' 11" and had braces, so she was often mistaken for a teenager, if that helps.

I appreciate the thought.

[razorboy]

I had to clean out a shitload of grease traps at my little league concession stand tonight. I smell like rancid grease. At the very least, my dogs seem to like it.

[hydee]

Twilight mom's make me sick. You are old women fawning over a pedophile and a stalker. Would you want your daughter to date either?

[PapaBear]

Nora Jones is on Colbert. She's purty.

[Marc with a c]

Nora Jones is on Colbert. She's purty.

hell yeahs.

[ANC]

The Hearts of Romaine are real? This enrages me even further!!! :furious:

www.theheartsofromaine.com (http://www.theheartsofromaine.com)

[TeeBone]

Why are snook so hard to catch?

[underdog]

I hate The Strokes, but Julian Casablancas' solo stuff is pretty good.

[PapaBear]

Buddy keeps sporadically doing his "intruder alert" bark. But every time I go to check, there isn't anyone out there. He's done it four times in the past hour, and the motion detector lights were only on for the most recent occurrence.

HMMM....:unsure:

[weekapaugjz]

Buddy keeps sporadically doing his "intruder alert" bark. But every time I go to check, there isn't anyone out there. He's done it four times in the past hour, and the motion detector lights were only on for the most recent occurrence.

HMMM....:unsure:

sorry, ill try not to bother the dog next time.

[PapaBear]

sorry, ill try not to bother the dog next time.
Your sig shows, so I know you aren't posting from your phone. It can't be you. I'm betting it's Jennysmurf. She's obviously over you. She's probably after my son, too.

[weekapaugjz]

Your sig shows, so I know you aren't posting from your phone. It can't be you. I'm betting it's Jennysmurf. She's obviously over you. She's probably after my son, too.

:glurps:

[razorboy]

I have to be up at 7:30 to coach my stupid little league kids. I can't understand how they wake up so early.

[Jughead]

Is there some great horn band called something the mummy's I got word today they were looking for me....Random thought :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

Your sig shows, so I know you aren't posting from your phone. It can't be you. I'm betting it's Jennysmurf. She's obviously over you. She's probably after my son, too.

I will never truly be over weeka. :down:














But it was me outside. Sorry.

[PapaBear]

I will never truly be over weeka. :down:














But it was me outside. Sorry.
I don't mind. Just don't make Buddy bark. Bring treats next time.

[jennysmurf]

I don't mind. Just don't make Buddy bark. Bring treats next time.

I did bring treats, but he didn't like them. Your dog is spoiled.

[PapaBear]

I did bring treats, but he didn't like them. Your dog is spoiled.
You must have brought REALLY shitty treats. He's a treat whore.

[jennysmurf]

You must have brought REALLY shitty treats. He's a treat whore.

I think he's just tired of them. I've been around so much lately.

[razorboy]

How is it possible that I lose so many clothespins? I think my house has clothespin gnomes.

[weekapaugjz]

How is it possible that I lose so many clothespins? I think my house has clothespin gnomes.

they must be related to the sock gnomes that plague my abode.

[biggirl]

How is it possible that I lose so many clothespins? I think my house has clothespin gnomes.

my son steals mine and makes robot people.

[STC-Dub]

Clothespins + ??? = Profit!

[razorboy]

my son steals mine and makes robot people.

At least you have a reasonable explanation. I have no idea where mine go.

[weekapaugjz]

after seeing all these baskin robbins commercials, i really want an ice cream cake.

[GregoryJoseph]

Anyone over the age of 15 who still makes a Christmas list ought to be put in solitary confinement for 40 days.

[GregoryJoseph]

Bruce Lee would have turned 69 today.

I wonder what he would have been doing.

[disneyspy]

Bruce Lee would have turned 69 today.

I wonder what he would have been doing.

the three inch punch into his coffin lid

[PapaBear]

My freezer stopped working tonight. MY PRECIOUS EGGO'S SUPPLY IS THAWED!!!:surrender:

[razorboy]

My freezer stopped working tonight. MY PRECIOUS EGGO'S SUPPLY IS THAWED!!!:surrender:

Call all of your friends and throw a waffle party.

[weekapaugjz]

My freezer stopped working tonight. MY PRECIOUS EGGO'S SUPPLY IS THAWED!!!:surrender:

good. eggos suck.

[PapaBear]

good. eggos suck.
So did the sausage, egg, and cheese croissants. The meat is still mostly frozen, and I've got three bags of ice in there. The repair man was already scheduled to come on Wednesday to fix the ice maker. I hope it lasts.

[razorboy]

good. eggos suck.

Can't you just leggo?

[Marc with a c]

heidi klum is still the best looking woman in the world.

[Marc with a c]

that should've gone in the random facts thread, but we don't have one.

[Ritalin]

heidi klum is still the best looking woman in the world.


Wrong. Gisele is much hotter, without even trying.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'd take Scarlett Johansson over either of them.

[Marc with a c]

get real. she's almost as much of a horse face as sarah jessica parker.

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/Gisele-Bundchen.jpg

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Heidi-Klum2.jpg

[razorboy]

Who wouldn't look fantastic standing next to Seal?

[TroutSkin]

Wrong. Gisele is much hotter, without even trying.

she doesn't seem to wash her hair...HOT!

[GregoryJoseph]

http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/scarlett_johansson.jpg

[Ritalin]

You're nuts, and you have an old lady fetish.

And scarlett is hot for an actress. She doesn't stand up to Heidi or Gisele.

[underdog]

heidi klum is still the best looking woman in the world.

It really helps that every "modeling" session she does just ends up with her naked.

She is a ridiculous looking person. She's so gorgeous.

[razorboy]

I think I'm going to cut off all of my hair and donate my hair to somebody who would like some hair.

[Marc with a c]

I think I'm going to cut off all of my hair and donate my hair to somebody who would like some hair.

http://ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=1021

[razorboy]

http://ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=1021

Beyond help.

[KC2OSO]

I think I'm going to cut off all of my hair and donate my hair to somebody who would like some hair.
Post of the week.:smile:

[Chigworthy]

Bad Girls Club on Oxygen = Vapid Cunts

[razorboy]

Believe it or not, I sort of miss my ex-wife. She wasn't as awful as I make her out to be.

[ANC]

I would kill for some chapstick right now.

[razorboy]

Come on Plant High School. Let's get our third State Championship in four years!

[razorboy]

I hate it when my house is empty, but I hate it even more when my friends leave my house a mess.

[TroutSkin]

I'm a little disapointed, thought there was gonna be more snow this morning.

[Marc with a c]

Come on Plant High School. Let's get our third State Championship in four years!

isn't plant really good at baseball as well? i think they have some top prospect there now.

[razorboy]

isn't plant really good at baseball as well? i think they have some top prospect there now.

They always a strong team. They lost a lot of guys to college and the draft this year, so I have to catch up on the kids they have coming up. Their best player last year, Mychal Givens, just signed with the Orioles a few months ago.

[Marc with a c]

They always a strong team. They lost a lot of guys to college and the draft this year, so I have to catch up on the kids they have coming up. Their best player last year, Mychal Givens, just signed with the Orioles a few months ago.

givens was who i was thinking of.

[razorboy]

My Dad is fucking awesome. Nobody in the World can make me laugh harder than that crazy old man.