I rented Gigli

[Patches]

For 2 reasons:

1- Morbid Curiousity

2- I thought that there is no way it could possibly be as the critics said. I figured they just got into a pissing contest to see who can come up with the most creative insult for this movie.

On point 2, I was wrong; the critics were 100% correct. This is easily one of the worst movies ever made. I will watch Waterworld 5 times in a row before watching this again. The story was stupid. The acting was awful. The dialogue worse. No gratuitous JLo nudity to save it. Nothing. All this at 2 excruciating hours.

I enclosed a note in the case for the next poor sap that rents it. It reads:

YES, IT IS THAT BAD! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY. IF YOU BRING IT BACK RIGHT NOW, MAYBE THEY WILL LET YOU GET SOMETHING ELSE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

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[newport king]

4 words. turkey time, gobble gobble.

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[Yerdaddy]

It can't possibly be THAT bad.

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[Tall_James]

I enclosed a note in the case for the next poor sap that rents it

That's a deposit in the Karma bank! Good for you!


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[Patches]

It can't possibly be THAT bad


It can. It is.

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[Yerdaddy]

Damn.

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[Fallon]

It's on my Netflix queue. I have to see it.

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[Yerdaddy]

Seriously? It's really THAT bad?

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[Jennitalia]

what do you think is worse, Gigli or Swept Away?

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It may get an award. Not a good one though. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/26/film.razzies.ap/index.html)

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"Swept Away" is MILES worse.

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[Katylina]

It can't possibly be THAT bad.


I am a J-Lo fan, and I hated every minute of that entire awful movie.

I was thinking about renting Glitter and comparing the two movies, to see which one was worse.

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[JustJon]

I think we'll see which is worse when the Razzies come. I think the Madonna bomb is worse for a flailing career than a JLo bomb, so my money is on Swept Away.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

This movie has been panned so much that I feel like I have to watch it.

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[Patches]

I've never seen Swept Away, but I can tell you Britney's 'Crossroads' is better than Gigli.

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[jocefus]

3 simple words- you are gay

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Damn!

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[JohnnyCash]

I cant bring myself to actually rent it. I cant imagine how bad it is.

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[DeltaPin]

YES, IT IS THAT BAD! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY. IF YOU BRING IT BACK RIGHT NOW, MAYBE THEY WILL LET YOU GET SOMETHING ELSE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Thanks, after that comment now I have to see it.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I rented Gigli


Well, that's your own damn fault!


I am a J-Lo fan


Those words don't make sense in that order. I did like Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight" And I liked George Clooney in that film. But I can't stand either one of them in anything else!

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[Patches]

Well, that's your own damn fault!


I never said I was proud. Thats why its in the Confessional Forum.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

From CNN:

...while Walken's nomination also was for his role in "Kangaroo Jack."


Gigli and Kangaroo Jack? WTF is that guy doing? He could use more cowbell! How much money can they possibly pay him to be in these movies?

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I never said I was proud. Thats why its in the Confessional Forum.


Don't sweat it. I'm curious too. It isn't that Good kind of Bad, like Showgirls? So bad it's funny?

I think I'll netflix it.

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[Patches]

It isn't that Good kind of Bad, like Showgirls? So bad it's funny?


oh God, no! It's not even that. I was hoping for 'so bad, its funny', but instead I got, 'so bad, it's bad. really really bad.'

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[Reephdweller]

If someone has seen all of these, which of these is the worst of the bunch?

Gigli
Swept Away
Glitter
Crossroads



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[Doctor Manhattan]

no matter how much you guys hate it, the critics hate it, the people involed hate being in it, I bet there's one guy who hates it more than all of them combined:

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Not only does this movie push his new film back (His first "more serious- non Silent Bob" movie) but the stink of Gigli is still hovering around "Jersey Girl"

And wow his wife doesn't look anything like the playboy picture I posted about a while ago:

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[Fallon]

Gigli
Swept Away
Glitter
Crossroads
Crossroads wasn't that bad. It's jerkworthy.

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[newport king]

Britney's 'Crossroads' is better than Gigli.


crossroads should have won an oscar for the scene with her dancing around in her panties, if not an oscar at least an avn award.

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[ADF]

I did that one time with a movie I rented. I put a little note inside that had the movie and a picture of poo, with the caption, "This movie or poo.. which is better? You make the call!" Sadly, I forget the movie.

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Morbid Curiousity


Kind of like why you slow down when you drive past a serious accident on the highway?

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[mercury29]

I rented Gigli
I hate to be the one to tell you, but no one will ever love you

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Well, the one saving grace for Jersey Girl is that Jennifer Lopez's character dies in the first 12 minutes.

And it kills me to find out that AL PACINO was in Gigli. I guess he was behind in his child support payments to Beverly D'Angelo and got desperate.

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[Tall_James]

Well, the one saving grace for Jersey Girl is that Jennifer Lopez's character dies in the first 12 minutes.

WHAT!!!!! Damn it! I now christen you "Alice S. Spoilerbutt"!


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[Tall_James]

Just kidding on that last post. Hopefully she dies after getting shot by P. Diddy while he is cleaning his gun in the limo.


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[A.J.]

And it kills me to find out that AL PACINO was in Gigli. I guess he was behind in his child support payments to Beverly D'Angelo and got desperate.

That or the legal fees.

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