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Snoogans
01-28-2004, 11:09 PM
after snowboarding yesterday, im very sore. so i need to cover like 75% of myself in icey hot. andyway, im putting it on my hamstrings, quads, and arms, and i made a concious effort not to touch or scratch the balls directly

i scratched them once over the boxer, i guess this shit is so powerful. they froze for a min and now are burning and will flip back and forth for about an hour, like the rest of me. im drunk, and my balls burn. the body feels fuckin cool but goddamn this hurts like hell


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serVice
01-29-2004, 12:00 AM
i once washed my balls and such with some shampoo that had Tee Tree Oil in it. It was fun. It had a nice cool sensation on there for a while.
i've got to find that shampoo again.

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sr71blackbird
01-29-2004, 02:50 AM
I was brushing my teeth while naked once and tome toothpaste fell on my pee pee. It bruned!

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ADF
01-29-2004, 04:30 AM
Yeah, yeah.. you were using it as personal lubricant again, weren't you? <i>Weren't you!


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Tall_James
01-29-2004, 05:08 AM
I was going commando a few years ago and caught my unit in my zipper.

Now that is a pain that I won't soon forget.


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01-29-2004, 05:31 AM
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FUNKMAN
01-29-2004, 06:37 AM
"hot nuts, get your hot nuts here, hot nuts"

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kc7586
01-29-2004, 05:49 PM
im drunk, andmy balls burn
sounds like you should get that checked out.... ;p

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01-30-2004, 12:31 PM
awwww nuts!

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mdr55
01-30-2004, 12:41 PM
Hang in there Snoogans. And if you need any type of medication to make you feel more manly, I hear the Superbowl is going to have a couple of commercials that might aide you and your ailment. Pretty soon you'll be able to throw that ole football in the tire again! Good luck.

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Snoogans
01-30-2004, 03:10 PM
they still work man, they were just hot for an hour

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Borne Too Loose
01-30-2004, 03:40 PM
caught my unit in my zipper.


thats pain, but its worse when your worrying about it getting infected so you spray BACTINE ON IT...

now thats one of dumbest things on my list...

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weekapaugjz
12-02-2009, 09:02 PM
i hate the smell of icy hot. thankfully i've never had any on my balls.

disneyspy
12-03-2009, 06:09 AM
i hate the smell of icy hot. thankfully i've never had any on my balls.

you smell your balls often?

Dell
12-03-2009, 06:24 AM
you smell your balls often?

you and the balls talk...

disneyspy
12-03-2009, 06:44 AM
you and the balls talk...

hows my ass taste?

KingModem
12-03-2009, 09:55 AM
At the age of 14, I was always looking to be adventurous with sexual escapades. So i tried to use Icy Hot once. I immediately jumped in the cold shower and writhed in pain for 30-40 minutes following.

I sympathize.

Jughead
12-03-2009, 12:31 PM
You are still one hell of a kicker

opie's twisted balls
12-03-2009, 02:31 PM
you smell your balls often?
I do every now and then. When I'm sitting on the john go in with the outside of my right thumb where it joins the hand give a good rub between my balls and inner thigh then take a sniff.


hows my ass taste?
I'm guessing like fresh jizzum.

disneyspy
12-04-2009, 08:43 AM
I do every now and then. When I'm sitting on the john go in with the outside of my right thumb where it joins the hand give a good rub between my balls and inner thigh then take a sniff.



I'm guessing like fresh jizzum.

im so dissapointed.i thought you were a chick

LordJezo
12-04-2009, 10:38 AM
My friends and I used to do this back in high school. We'd hang out in his room, all put icy hot on our own nuts, and run around yelling until the burn stopped and we got that cooling sensation at the end. It was almost worth it.

When I first started dating my wife one night she got a hand full of icy hot, shoved her hand down my pants, and covered me in the stuff. I almost punched her out, it was horrible, but again once you get past the burn it soothes and relaxes you, it's like a fresh breeze from the mountain blowing between your legs.

TheMojoPin
12-04-2009, 10:40 AM
My friends and I used to do this back in high school. We'd hang out in his room, all put icy hot on our own nuts, and run around yelling until the burn stopped and we got that cooling sensation at the end. It was almost worth it.

When I first started dating my wife one night she got a hand full of icy hot, shoved her hand down my pants, and covered me in the stuff. I almost punched her out, it was horrible, but again once you get past the burn it soothes and relaxes you, it's like a fresh breeze from the mountain blowing between your legs.

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