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RocOutWithYACockOUT
01-31-2004, 09:42 AM
Through my extensive research on the internet and in many video stores I have noticed that women can like gush cum. But what is that stuff and how come more women don't this more often. I mean it's kind of nasty but it's kinda hot..

So what is the deal?

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TheMojoPin
01-31-2004, 11:14 AM
Some women can do this (It's different than just being "wet"). I'm not sure exactly what the liquid is (Or namely, I can't remember, nor do I care enough to find out again), but a certain segment of the female population emits it if stimulated the right way. Rarely is it more than a trickle.

99% of the time, what you see in porn that's advertised as "squirting" or "female ejaculation" is just somone cutting loose with a ferocious pissing. So if you're digging the water sports, well, by all means, enjoy.

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ADF
01-31-2004, 11:38 AM
I've never seen any porn with that stuff in it as I tend to veer away from the kinky stuff, but I heard it was girls using water and their vaginal muscles. There are, however, girls who can "produce the juice" when stimulated to orgasm. It's just a watery fluid.

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Tall_James
01-31-2004, 11:52 AM
I'm not sure exactly what the liquid is

Where do you think Zima comes from?


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SatCam
01-31-2004, 11:54 AM
It's a myth I tell you, myyyttthhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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MHasegawa
01-31-2004, 12:08 PM
You're just watching too many of Alisha Klass's films...expand your horizon.

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DJEvelEd
01-31-2004, 12:15 PM
I used to bang this fat Russian girl who would do this. It was just piss. She would apologize because the sheets would be soaked. I had to stop banging her because I couldn't give her oral.


This is the same girl who would douche with her sisters urine so I think she had Piss Fetish.

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BoondockSaint
01-31-2004, 12:24 PM
I always thought it was girls who swallowed who could do this.

[edit] But I guess the law of Cartman's theory would dictate that girls who took it up the ass would spit it out?

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FUNKMAN
01-31-2004, 12:52 PM
one time at the Newark Drive-In i was applying the o'l '3-finger 1-tongue' treatment and my lady friend reached 'maximum warp-level ejaculation'

i extracted my hand and as i spread my fingers apart the juice extended from finger to finger like a web(it glistened in the movie light) . i began to lick it and then told her 'needs more salt' She giggled a bit, pulled up her panty hose and then got a little upset because she was a little sore ...

good times

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RocOutWithYACockOUT
01-31-2004, 01:06 PM
I used to bang this fat Russian girl who would do this. It was just piss. She would apologize because the sheets would be soaked. I had to stop banging her because I couldn't give her oral.


I need to investigate this, for research purposes.
DJ Evel Ed , do you still have this broad's number?

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A.J.
01-31-2004, 01:59 PM
I used to bang this fat Russian girl who would do this

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IrishAlkey
01-31-2004, 02:06 PM
Yakov = always funny

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DJEvelEd
01-31-2004, 02:09 PM
DJ Evel Ed , do you still have this broad's number?

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El Mudo
01-31-2004, 02:12 PM
I'm not sure exactly what the liquid is




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DJEvelEd
01-31-2004, 02:15 PM
In Soviet Russia, wet sheets change you!

Post of the week!!!

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mercury29
01-31-2004, 03:26 PM
It's a myth I tell you, myyyttthhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
It isn't, trust me

TheMojoPin
01-31-2004, 03:32 PM
We don't.

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IrishAlkey
01-31-2004, 03:35 PM
I know how to make girls squirt out their mouths.

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newport king
01-31-2004, 04:35 PM
I had to stop banging her because I couldn't give her oral.

you just shoulda married her.

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sr71blackbird
01-31-2004, 06:47 PM
nothin' like a wet pussy ;)

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Gaia
02-04-2004, 10:03 AM
Its not a myth...you just have to know what you are doing. When my boyfriend hits the right area, (mostly during sex) it happens.....its fun...... :) and he likes it too :)

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Furtherman
02-04-2004, 10:12 AM
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IrishAlkey
02-04-2004, 10:20 AM
But then I can't breathe and my teeth hurt.

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schmega
02-04-2004, 10:26 AM
they explained it in the current issue of maxim or stuff, i dont remember. supposedly its similar to some of the fluids in semen.

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02-04-2004, 10:39 AM
Who cares if they cum?















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JustJon
02-04-2004, 10:58 AM
they explained it in the current issue of maxim or stuff, i dont remember. supposedly its similar to some of the fluids in semen.

It was the Ask Dr. Maxim column, and it's similar to prostate fluid, which leaks out before the man cums.

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Johnathan H Christ
02-05-2004, 06:51 PM
yeah i had an experience with this too. though i had heard of the elusive "girl squirt" i thought it mostly myth. so i was having sex with this girl...and i feel it running down my legs. and it freaked me out cause all i could think was that this girl had just pissed on me in my bed.

in my shower... thats one thing, but in my bed?

she swore that it was girl squirt, but i'll never really know.

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Gaia
02-06-2004, 08:41 AM
yeah i had an experience with this too. though i had heard of the elusive "girl squirt" i thought it mostly myth. so i was having sex with this girl...and i feel it running down my legs. and it freaked me out cause all i could think was that this girl had just pissed on me in my bed.

in my shower... thats one thing, but in my bed?

she swore that it was girl squirt, but i'll never really know.

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You should be patting yourself on the back...she had to be REALLY turned on, and you had to be doing it right.....there should be no complaints.....

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TheMojoPin
02-06-2004, 09:59 AM
Splut.

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high fly
02-06-2004, 01:10 PM
In the East, they call it the amrita.

I used to get one of my girlfriends aroused and when she'd erupt, I'd sorta pinch the labials and direct the squirt around the room.
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
02-06-2004, 04:33 PM
But I was looking at this box and it from what I saw on the box, the substance look milky and somewhat yummy like ensure and it oozed out of the woman's vagina.



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IrishAlkey
02-06-2004, 04:42 PM
and it oozed out of the woman's vagina.


I'm pretty sure we all got that part, but thanks.

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Gaia
02-06-2004, 05:45 PM
But I was looking at this box and it from what I saw on the box, the substance look milky and somewhat yummy like ensure and it oozed out of the woman's vagina.



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And I'm pretty sure that chick should see a doctor..........damn.

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sr71blackbird
02-07-2004, 04:46 AM
Irish girls seem to have the wetness thing going on. Unless its just me.

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Arienette
02-07-2004, 05:11 AM
Irish girls seem to have the wetness thing going on. Unless its just me.wow, all this time i thought you were a guy.

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sr71blackbird
02-07-2004, 05:49 PM
i thought you were a guy.



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TheMojoPin
02-07-2004, 08:25 PM
OK, "Boys Don't Cry."

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Late2party
02-08-2004, 12:28 AM
You HAVE to be bullshitting me. You're worried about girls cumming? What are you, 14?

As far as I am concerned, that is the Good Housekeeping SEAL OF APPROVAL. If you can make her do that then you have a gold fucking star, bro. Don't worry about it, brag instead. I do.

Johnathan H Christ
02-11-2004, 12:32 PM
[/quote]

You should be patting yourself on the back...she had to be REALLY turned on, and you had to be doing it right.....there should be no complaints.....

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more cowbells
02-11-2004, 02:53 PM
Its not a myth...you just have to know what you are doing. When my boyfriend hits the right area, (mostly during sex) it happens.....its fun...... :) and he likes it too :)

I've ALWAYS wanted to hit that magic spot on a chic! Can you teach me where that right area is, Gaia?

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