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Katylina
02-04-2004, 05:50 PM
... for my buddy silentspic, who has photographed many of our events.

His new website, youstinkandidontlikeit.com (http://www.youstinkandidontlikeit.com), is badly in need of some new artwork.

Since I've seen some of your awesome Photo Shop abilities, I was wondering if someone could come up with a funny cartoon to post on the banner. This is what it looks like now:
<img width=400 src=http://www.youstinkandidontlikeit.com/images/banner.jpg>

When we get enough cartoon images, we want to make a poll so that the people of rf.net decide which one will end up on the banner.

Sorry Wadd, you aren't part of the three person decision making team. :eg:

Thanks. I can't wait to see what funny shit you come up with.

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, monsterone and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

This message was edited by JustJon on 2-5-04 @ 10:50 AM

ag
02-04-2004, 05:53 PM
It stinks and I dont like it. (Hudla hudla, nudge nudge)

<center><IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=anthonypenis">
<marquee>I got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice I hit the baddest chicks Shorty don't believe me, then call me tonight And I'll show you magic -- WHAT! WHAT! Magic, uh-huh, uh-huh, I've got the magic stick</marquee>

East Side Dave
02-04-2004, 05:56 PM
I've been working for quite some time on this one- scrubbing the pixels, tucking in the megabytes, combing the url, I think my graphic's ready- scroll down-



































































































































:|

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Katylina
02-04-2004, 05:56 PM
Ohh I sure hope Dave wins!!

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/horny.jpg

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<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, monsterone and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

This message was edited by Katylina on 2-4-04 @ 10:25 PM

JustJon
02-05-2004, 06:49 AM
So wait you stink, but I'm referring to you as an it? The You in "you stink" refers to an inanimate object? you stink and I don't like the fact that you stink? ah! this url has me so confused!

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon10.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

FUNKMAN
02-05-2004, 07:25 AM
SilenySpic is The Best! He's like a sore dick, you can't beat him!

sorry no pic, it's only words and words are all i have to take (can't remember the rest of the words)

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/livealbum100.gif">

Katylina
02-05-2004, 07:44 AM
I actually think SilentSpic has a sensory intergration problem and is offended by foul smells.

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
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<br>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, monsterone and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

DJEvelEd
02-05-2004, 10:11 AM
I am desperate and will do anything...


I've used this pick-up line and wound up with a red ball in my mouth, bawling with a Cummy Butt.
All the neighborhood kids would laugh and call me names:

Rotten Bastard Kids: "Cummy Butt, Cummy Butt, Eddie got a Cummy Butt"

Evel Ed: "Stop it! Stop it!"

Rotten Bastard Kids: "Cummy Butt, Cummy Butt, Eddie got a Cummy Butt"

Evel Ed: "STOP IT!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE"

Rotten Bastard Kids: "Cummy Butt, Cummy Butt, Eddie got a Cummy Butt"

Evel Ed: "Waaaaaaaa"

*Runs away with arms down*

*RottenBastardKids give chase but slip on the slime*




Good Times!



Thanks Katylina, you make the shittiest sigs.
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TheMojoPin
02-05-2004, 10:37 AM
Jon, I thought we established that SS is clearly offended by the smell itself wafting off the smelly person, not the smelly person themselves. The "it" obviously demonstrates this. The smelly person is a non-issue with him, only the actual smell. For all we know, SS could be quite fond of the smelly person.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

ChickenHawk
02-05-2004, 10:39 AM
I was wondering if someone could come up with a funny cartoon to post on the banner. This is what it looks like now:
I think the current banner is hilarious.

<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/papanobell/.Pictures/officespacesig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

mikeyboy
02-05-2004, 10:40 AM
SS should get that stuff that people rub under their noses when they do autopsies.

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East Side Dave
02-05-2004, 11:30 AM
SS should get that stuff that people rub under their noses when they do autopsies.


The SS should stop making people into soap!

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bigbaldirish
02-05-2004, 08:24 PM
SS should get that stuff that people rub under their noses when they do autopsies.


The SS should stop making people into soap!


never heard nazi humor used so appropriately in my life. nor do i think i ever will again.

brilliant.


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Katylina
02-06-2004, 01:29 PM
So much for staying on topic. Anyone have a picture? Anyone? Anyone?

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
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<br>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, monsterone and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

monsterone
02-06-2004, 01:36 PM
hey kat, throw up a link to some of his photos and maybe i can work something out this weekend.


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moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king</center>

Katylina
02-08-2004, 01:21 PM
Here is his website gallery:

http://www.silentspic.com/gallery/

You may have to become a member to view the pictures, but it's for free.

<center>
<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. </marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, monsterone and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>