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sr71blackbird
02-04-2004, 05:53 PM
At work, we have a communal refrigerator and its next to the coffe machine. I buy my own half and half and keep it wrapped in this black bag so its not easy to see, because people just take your stuff and Im got tired of coming in and finding my quart empty. But someone found out about my bag trick and I brought in a quart yesterday and I come in this morning wanting a cup of coffee with my half and half and I open the fridge and see my bag open and the half and half exposed and I pull it out and its EMPTY! I was so pissed, because it costs like $2 and I didnt even get more than a cup since yesterday. So tonite, I bought a new container of it and am thinking what I can do so no one takes it and I get an epiphany..........
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monsterone
02-04-2004, 05:56 PM
at best, you're a go-bot.
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furie
02-04-2004, 05:59 PM
i was thinking more of a shogun warrior
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TheMojoPin
02-04-2004, 08:41 PM
He's the third-tier Voltron that just had all the arms.
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mikeyboy
02-04-2004, 08:50 PM
A woman in my office used to keep her half and half in a baby bottle. No one ever took any.
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bigbaldirish
02-04-2004, 09:01 PM
mmm... mmmm..... good
half and half with soup residue.
imagine the looks you will get when someone catches you pouring your "soup" into your milk. different idea get a glass insulated stainless steel small thermos and keep it in the freezer over night. buy your own h + h for home and put 2-3 cups into the thermos in the morning.
those thermos' keep something cold for a good 4-5 hours.
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monsterone
02-04-2004, 09:51 PM
just fucking spit in it and make sure people are around.
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PanterA
02-04-2004, 10:13 PM
yeah, and I'm a member of C.L.A.W.
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IrishAlkey
02-04-2004, 10:20 PM
I AM THE CLIT MASTER!
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sr71blackbird
02-05-2004, 03:05 AM
I cleaned that container for a half hour inside and out really really good, there wont be any residue. But I think the small frozen thermos might be a good idea too, but then I have to lug it in more often. Before everyone discovered my little secret, Id get 4 days out of the quart. The broth container is exactly the same size, but shaped different and I have a funell that fits it exactly. Either that or I was going to go down to the health food store and see if they have yak milk or some other weird milk that Id dump and wash out the container. Maybe Lactaidr.. hmmmm..
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AngelAmy
02-05-2004, 04:25 AM
EXLAX!!!!!
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angrymissy
02-05-2004, 05:29 AM
at my last job, people would just eat your food if you put it in the fridge. grown adults stealing each others food. i caught someone eating my coworkers lunch once, right in front of the fridge. he had no shame.
savages.
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Jennitalia
02-05-2004, 05:51 AM
Why don't you leave a little note, like Ross Gellar did with his leftover Turkey sandwich with the moist maker:
knock knock
who's there?
sr71blackbird's half & half, so don't drink me...mmmmkay?
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Patches
02-05-2004, 06:15 AM
Decipticon my ass. Your the cheesy 'car' Voltron.
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JustJon
02-05-2004, 06:16 AM
Decepticon? You don't even rank higher than Biker Mice From Mars.
Just spend a few bucks, get one of those really small fridges and put it in your office. They're under 50 bucks and are big enough to hold a six pack.
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Furtherman
02-05-2004, 06:20 AM
I agree with AngelAmy - slip some Exlax in there and hopefully that a-hole will get their a-hole torn up.
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Heres what you do....get one thing of coffee creamer thats flavored, and write your name all over it, then replace the creamer with a similar flavor of like....milk of magnesia...or something close to the consistency and flavor of the creamer. Even if you have to add the laxative, then let it sit in the fridge. Then watch all the thieves run to the bathroom holding thier asses!!!! haha!!
This is one thing I fucking hate. What the fuck do people think they are doing? "Oh, let me just use this other persons shit". Its the same as walking into the store and palming something. Make these people pay for thier sins joe........make them pay.
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