I had a wet dream last night!

[hyperspace]

I'm 34 and this is only the second one i ever had. I was having sex with this girl i went to high school with! she was great and i didn't even have to buy her dinner!!!

[DreamWeaver]

That's like so 6th grade.

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[Tall_James]

Good for you! Make sure Mom doesn't find those sheets!


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[hyperspace]

That's like so 6th grade.

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well i always was a little immature.

[GwEnYpOo]

welcome to the club :eg:

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[reeshy]

I have 'em all the time but they aren't from DNA material.....it's urine!!!!!

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[CruelCircus]

That's like so 6th grade.
You're not so much familiar with the biology, then?


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How do you like it so far?

[Johnny Fontane]

Never had one. I remember asking a friend about this when we were young, and he never had one either. He said that people who have wet dreams don't have the common sense to run a batch.

I believed that for 25 years, but now that Hyperspace had one, I'm not so sure.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[hyperspace]

don't stroke for a few days and it will happen. i did not have my first one till i was 32

[Johnathan H Christ]

yeah you cant let that stuff back up, or it'll come out on its own schedule.

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[billyio]

I still have sex dreams but I'm never wet when I awaken. Thankfully. I hate sharing the wet spot with myself.

See Ya!

[hyperspace]

last night i dreamt i was explaining how the 6th digit of a GM vin# represents the year of the car in older models to a faceless person. i didn't even crack a smile.

[serVice]

yeah you cant let that stuff back up, or it'll come out on its own schedule

Not always, i found this the other night.


He has also treated a man who prevented himself from ejaculating for nearly nine months (not as kink; he had some kind of obsessive mental disorder involving delusions about sex) who developed a shitload of problems as a result. The doc said this guy's prostate felt like a rock when he examined it! He also had a very painful inflammation of the seminal vesicles -- those little tubes you can feel inside your scrotum when you give yourself your monthly self-exam for testicular cancer (you ARE doing this I hope, guys!), as well as epidydymitis (sp?), also a painful inflammation of the in-scrotum sperm delivery system.

The doc tried to empty some of the patient's prostate by forceful massage ("milking"), which had to be done under anasthesia because of the pain, but he was unable to get any of the stuff out. Finally as as last-chance attempt to avoid removing the man's prostate, he was convinced to masturbate. When he came (screaming from the pain!) thick clots of stiff, jellied stuff squeezed out of the head of his dick. The doc said it looked like dirty spaghetti being extruded from a pasta machine, and the smell was nauseating. It didn't work, either.

The man had to undergo surgery to remove his prostate and some of the surrounding tissues, as well as a long course of therapy to treat the inflammation in his sperm tubes, and he lost most of his sexual function


i guess sometime it doesn't come out on its own. How's that for an ad for frequent masturbation?

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Alls i'm saying is, if you're gonna be insubordinate you may as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

[Johnny Fontane]

The man had to undergo surgery to remove his prostate and some of the surrounding tissues, as well as a long course of therapy to treat the inflammation in his sperm tubes, and he lost most of his sexual function



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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST READ!

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[reeshy]

After reading about that surgery, I got the worst callouses on my palm and friction burns on my junk...I ain't takin' no chances!!!!

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[mikeyboy]

After reading about that surgery, I got the worst callouses on my palm and friction burns on my junk...


It got you that hot, eh, Bad Touch?

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[sr71blackbird]

Your body removes excess sperm naturally, you dont have to worry if you dont ejaculate regularly. Think about people in a coma, or Christopher Reeve, the excess is removed through the waste. I dont think I ever had a wet dream, but damn close! I was having a very realistic dream and woke up just in time to finish myself off and clean up. The only thing thats bad is not ejaculating while being aroused for an extended period of time (blue balls) That happened to me, with this girl I met and we hung out for 2 and a half days solid and I was aroused the whole time. It was so painfull, I could barely move! If I got aroused, it was so painfull I was tearing, but was advised by a nurse that unless I "got it out" the pain would persist. So, I had to do it despite the pain and it took a looong time, but it finally happened. I did it a few more times within the next day to clear my system out.

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[TheMojoPin]

Now do we have to tell you that's the most genius, most brilliant post about masturbating EVER? Or are you feeling better?

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[Johnny Fontane]

The doc said it looked like dirty spaghetti being extruded from a pasta machine, and the smell was nauseating.


I think this might be fiction...but if it's true, it's pretty cool.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[hyperspace]

you guys had to revive this post??? last night i had a dream my teeth were falling out.