whats the worst thing you've ever done?

[newport king]

i was wondering what kind of heartless bastards you all are. so confess heathens!

i'll start, i'm pretty ashamed to admit this but when i was in 8th grade we had the town's retarded kids in our school so me and my friends would offer them red hots. so when the retarded kids mouths would get hot they would start crying. it was pretty funny when this happened because those kids would be damned if they were gonna spit out the candy. they just didn't know that it was the candy that was making their mouths so hot. funny at the time, but looking back damn i was a mean kid.

[grlNIN]

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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[Arienette]

And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other
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[more cowbells]

When I found out I was kicked out of my rented house, I poured a bottle of maple syrup down into my landlords gas tank 1 hour before she had to take that long trip into the city for work.

Now I have my own house so the hell with her. I have no regrets. Fucked up her car for good, too.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

um, had a 1 night stand as a retaliation to my wife's affair several years before.... then fely guilty for years afterwards. Lame.

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[ADF]

No no.. wrong movie.

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[ADF]

One time I gave out "free" movie tickets to bald dudes so that it would spell "FUCK" if you looked at their chrome domes from the balcony.

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[Arienette]

No no.. wrong movie.

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you're an idiot. i was talking about the pie eating contest.

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[DJEvelEd]

After I found out my (ex)wife was cheating on me, I banged a hot 16 year old in our bed. She eventually caught me fucking her in the living room.



While I was being molested by an old smelly alcoholic at 5 years old, I squeezed his balls and thought it was normal. Him tongueing me was too much though. I really should have asked for hush money.

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[Katylina]

There was some dude at the bar that I didn't know at all. When he was waiting on the line for the bathroom, I brought all of my friends over, gave him a huge hug, and told everyone this was my really great friend "John" from college. I kept talking loudly and over him every time he tried to tell us his name wasn't John. All of my friends were giving him handshakes and patting him on the back because I was making such a big deal over "John my awesome buddy." When the guy finally yelled, "MY NAME ISN'T JOHN," I just started laughing and walked away, leaving all of my freinds and the dude just standing their all awkard. I don't know what posessed me to do this, but I kind of feel bad about it now. What am I kidding... if I had the chance to do it again I would.

Another time I was in Atlantic City and would throw a tampon on the ground, point to it and say, "hey did you drop that?" That was mean too.

Hmmm when I was in eigth grade I wet up wads of toilet paper and threw it at a sixth grader while she was taking a piss at school. I kept launching them over the stall's walls. No we're great freinds, but I kind of feel guilty about it. Fuck that though, she kissed my boyfriend behind a club when we were seventeen, and I didn't find out until she wrote about it when she signed my yearbook:
Dear Kristi,
I kissed your boyfriend behind Carringtons. Good luck in college!
Love,
Rachel

I also like to ID people when they are walking out of the Handle Bar and ask them to wipe their feet on the way out. People have strange reactions to these requests. Especially drunk people.

Another time I took a picture of the bouncer at the bar and made a sign that says "Do not trust this guy," with a picture of him under the text. Everyone who came in would give him dirty looks or trouble when he asked for their ID. It was awesome until he finally found out what I did.

I guess I'm just a mean person because I can go on forever with these stories.

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[reeshy]

Probably the worst thing I ever did was give a ride to Wadd, Satcam and DJEvelED in the back of my van...I was cleaning up the mess for weeks!!!!

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[hyperspace]

I was very kurt to Mr. Binford when i said hello and now he's dead.

[sr71blackbird]

When I was a kid, I had these walkie talkies that had this button on them that made this loud beep in the other one, to make morse code. I took one and stuffed it into my brothers pillow with the volume all the way up and at 2 am, I pressed the button, making it BEEP real loud. He jumped up so suddenly that he cracked his head on the windowsill next to the bed.

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[East Side Dave]

In second grade, I adopted a puppy and that was ok but then I let my puppy adopt a baby and dachsunds just aren't responsible parents and in third grade I forced Mario Lopez to penetrate Betty White at gunpoint but now looking at that in retrospect I consider that an accomplishment.

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[DJEvelEd]

Probably the worst thing I ever did was give a ride to Wadd, Satcam and DJEvelED in the back of my van...I was cleaning up the mess for weeks!!!!

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[MizzleTizzle]

i was talking about the pie eating contest.


Hell Yeah from Stand by Me, that was, I think, called the Adventure of Lardass Hogan.

Enough time has passed, if you haven't read the Stephen King book 'The Body' by now, or seen the movie...

Anyway one of the kids is a writer and tells the others the story of Lardass Hogan, a kid who enters a blueberry pie eating contest, and long story short, does a puke of such magnitude as to induce a Puke Chain Reaction.

Stand By Me may be of the the best King adaptations, because King's best writing, in my opinion, is not horror. And they nailed this one in the movie; especially the Lardass Hogan sequence.

Well done on the reference ! !

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[Lisa Croft]

When I was 17, I pushed a girl into a swampy, mucky, glass-filled lake because she was annoying. She came out with green shit in her hair and ran home. I still feel bad.

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[SatCam]

whats the worst thing you've ever done?

Go into the back of Mr.BadTouch's van with Ed and Wadd.

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[sr71blackbird]

I hope she didnt get too badly cut up in that glass-filled lake

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i shot a man in reno just to watch him die

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[ScotchGuard]

When I was taking high school biology, we dissected a fetal pig. At the end of the project, I cut the snout off of the pig corpse, brought it to lunch, and dropped it in this annoying kid's milk carton. He drank most of it before the formaldehyde aftertaste kicked in...good times.

Are the trees you're hugging going to save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping 'round your backstairs?

[monsterone]

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[Johnathan H Christ]

broke into a house when i was in highschool and took a shit in the bathtub.

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[billyio]

I was living with my ex at the time and she cheated on me,so...I kicked her out of the house. I feel kind of bad for just banishing her into the streets. I think she hooked up with whomever she was cheating on me with,so, no harm. Still, not my proudest moment, but it did liberate me.

See Ya!

[Wormwood]

I was living with my ex at the time and she cheated on me


umm, your ex is allowed to cheat on you, thats why shes called your ex.

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[billyio]

True but that's why she's my ex. I should have just written my girlfriend at the time. Ahoy hoy.

See Ya!

[MizzleTizzle]

I saw her standin' on her front lawn just twirlin' her baton
Me and her went for a ride sir and ten innocent people died

From the town of Lincoln Nebraska with a sawed-off .410 on my lap
Through to the badlands of Wyoming I killed everything in my path

I can't say that I'm sorry for the things that we done
At least for a little while sir me and her we had us some fun

The jury brought in a guilty verdict and the judge he sentenced me to death
Midnight in a prison storeroom with leather straps across my chest

Sheriff when the man pulls that switch sir and snaps my poor neck back
You make sure my pretty baby is sittin' right there on my lap

They declared me unfit to live said into that great void my soul'd
be hurled
They wanted to know why I did what I did
Well sir I guess there's just a meanness in this world

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[newport king]

some of you really are awful people.

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[Lisa Croft]

When I was taking high school biology, we dissected a fetal pig. At the end of the project, I cut the snout off of the pig corpse, brought it to lunch, and dropped it in this annoying kid's milk carton. He drank most of it before the formaldehyde aftertaste kicked in...good times.Winner. You sir, are truly a horrible person. Bravo.

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[TheMojoPin]

I did it like this.

I did it like that.

I did it with the wiffleball bat.

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[PanterA]

Knucklehead deli tried to gyp me on the price
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[sr71blackbird]

Tee hee...one time, as a Salesman in Radio Shack in Farmingdale, this woman comes in to buy a cell phone. A cell phone!! Man, she gave me such an attitude, so I ring her up and make up her billing account and I see her town is called Wyandanch, which is known for its crime. So, I change the name of the town to "Crimedanch" in the computer! LOL, I didnt like that job anyway, so I left a week or 2 after. I bet she gets pissed everytime she gets a bill though! :p

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[SuperClerk]

I stole a Tim Raines rookie card from a baseball card store.

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when I was younger, I was a HUGE pyromaniac. One night I was bored. My Father was out for the night. So stupid me being the pyro I was, decided Id light a fire in this 55 gallon drum he had the the side of the house. SO I went out, threw a bunch of leaves and shit in it and lit it on fire. I got bored after about 10 minutes and poured about a galllon of water on it. Then turned it upside down. Id say about 15 minutes later I just happen to look out the window to see my side fence blazing. I quickly called 911 and got my ass chewed out worse than my father by some cop.

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[YoungJersey]

i gotta couple so as i remeber i'll tell you guys

Bought 300 of those feeder fish(the little tiny ones) in a garbage bag filled it with chocolate pudding and spagetti sauce and poured them on the floor of the girl's softball locker room.

Also we had to sell the see gold cards for a football fund-raiser so me and 2 of my buddies borrowed a wheelchair and stood outside a supermarket and one guy sat in in and pretended to be a retard to sell those stupid cards.

"Shit in one hand and put put all your hopes in the other and see which one fills up first"

[keithy_19]

I told a girl, "5 bucks and I won't cum in your mouth." She didn't talk to me for awhile after.

[sr71blackbird]

Is this the same girl who..... ?

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do you mean teddy bear when you wrote girl?

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[newport king]

I told a girl, "5 bucks and I won't cum in your mouth."

by girl you really mean hand don't you?

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[DJEvelEd]

Somebody may be mad for this, but at the O&A softball game, I went in my Grandmother's wheelchair to get good seating. I made some of you fuckers move out of my way when you were in the handicap section. I even ran over some of your toes. I even fooled my hero Scott Ferrall.

Grandma couldn't go to therapy that day but it was worth it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Holy Christ.

If that's true, Ed TOTALLY doesn't deserve that mod quote anymore.

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[Jennitalia]

In college I broke up with this one guy on my floor after dating him for a semester and started dating a new guy who moved onto our floor. One night I threw a nightie from Victoria's Secret nightie that the ex bought me at him and said "here, my new boyfriend doesn't want me to wear this when he fucks me."

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[DJEvelEd]

Holy Christ.

If that's true, Ed TOTALLY doesn't deserve that mod quote anymore.

The real un-funny part was after I picked up my complimentary AstroGlideT and wheeled myself out to my car, I stood up and put the wheelchair in the trunk and drove out of the handicap spot.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

Jennitalia...what was the ex's reaction to that? was the new boyfriend there? what happened that you threw that in his face? inquiring minds want to know...

honestly the worst thing i ever did was to cum in my ex's hand lotion bottle...and her neutagena bottle..

also i was working at the college radio station when i played this slut's (cheating ex girlfriend) voicemails to me about how she loved fucking this other guy while she was going out with me...and how she loved suckin his dick...i played it to the entire dorm dinner crowd who had the radio station pumped in.. (and i had something to do with that 6 months before..)

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[keithy_19]

I told a girl, "5 bucks and I won't cum in your mouth."

by girl you really mean hand don't you?


No. It was a girl. Shes hot too. I said it as a joke and she got really offended. But thats ok, shes a bitch a lot of the time anyway.

[Jennitalia]

Jennitalia...what was the ex's reaction to that? was the new boyfriend there? what happened that you threw that in his face? inquiring minds want to know


I think he was pretty devastated. There were a couple of people there when I did it. And to be honest, I don't think he did or said anything to deserve it. I was going through my bitchy phase. But it was the people on my floor that was giving me a hard time for breaking up with him and dating this other guy, and I got fed up. Now I cringe at the fact that I let the guy I broke up with him for stick his dick in me.

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[SatCam]

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I laughed so hard at this on Saturday, that today at school I started breaking out laughing in class.

I had to share.

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[Iamnotatool]

also i was working at the college radio station when i played this slut's (cheating ex girlfriend) voicemails to me about how she loved fucking this other guy while she was going out with me...and how she loved suckin his dick...



Wow, you really got her there. Wait. No you didn't. You made yourself look even worse. Way to advertise what a great lay you are. Tool.






whats the worst thing you've ever done?


Rocks at moving cars, making toilet paper racetracks and lighting them with matches and hairspray, playing mailbox baseball on 40-50 boxes in the afternoon.


Oh, and fucked an ex in the ass and told her it was an accident. Total lie.

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[Hosp]

Accidently dropped my niece on her head when she was a baby.

She's 10 now and seems fine. So I'm still safe.

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[DreamWeaver]

When I was 16 my mom and I got into a fight and I punched her in the face.



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[blakjeezis]

When I was a youth my friend and I used to vandalize neighborhood cars. One time, we trashed somebody's vintage Jag with an aluminum bat. We busted the head and tailights, windshield, rear window, dented the shit out of the body and ripped off the windshield wipers.

We also used to open unlocked cars and steal change and other stuff. Someone left their keys in a VW Jetta and we took it for joyrides on several nights. Finally we got chased by the cops and bailed out while it was still moving and ran it into a tree.

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[mothershucker]

I got married.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Jennitalia]

When I was 16 my mom and I got into a fight and I punched her in the face.


Same thing happened to me. My mom and I were fighting when I was around 14 and I'm sure I was mouthing off to her. She hit me and then I also punched her in the face. That was the last time she hit me.

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[Melrapuo]

I was 10, and I used to hang out with a kid across the street from my house. He had a little brother, maybe 2 or 3. Anyway, the little kid used to annoy the hell outta me. He used to throw those large lego blocks at me and hit me really really hard, to the point where I almost bled. Well, one day, my friend walked outta the room, and his little brother chucked a large lego block at me and I lost it and I pushed him over and he fell into the blocks and cried. He didn't get badly hurt, just cried. But I've regretted it ever since.

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[Wormwood]

This isn't the worst thing I've done by a long shot, but when I was in High School me and 2 other friends of mine used to drive around on garbage days, taking full garbage pails, emptying out the trash onto homeowners front lawn. We would then use stolen garbage pail as a battering ram to destroy mailboxes or what have you around the area.

One time while holding said garbage pail out passenger window we came upon a jogger and decided to drop him with the pail. At a speed of about 35mph I hurled the pail right into the joggers back knocking him to the ground hard. Laughing our asses off we looked out the back window watching him tumble and get all scrapped up only to notice that it was another one of our friend's father.

This happened about 8 years ago, we still go to this mans house about once a month, we only told our other friend about it 2 years ago and she decided that it would still be in our best interest if he didn't know it was us who did it (this guy has a bad German temper).

The best part is how she recalled her dad coming home that day all cut up, limping and cursing about how these asshole kids threw a garbage pail at him and how he hates this scumbag town (Mastic/Shirley)


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.Bill Russell didn't take no junk, and Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk

[Big Jim]

This is the worst thing I have ever done--two years ago I was on vacation in Florida with my ex and we were staying at his cousin's house in Ft lauderdale on the beach...We were both tired, so he took the couch and i shared the bed with his cuz--while my ex slept his cuz and I hooked up---I think that is bad! We did it while he SLEPT....I have never told this to anyone before...please forgive me!
*JIM*

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG

[Wormwood]

When I was 16 there was this metalhead kid on the block over from me who had a 1988 Ford Econoline van and he used to beat the crap out of the thing. One day he decided to use the van to jump a small skateboard/bike ramp in the parking lot of a baseball field by our house. Needless to say he couldn't do it and the van tipped off the ramp nose first into the parking lot breaking the "hoop" shaped thing on the end of the drive shaft in the process. He was able to remove the drive shaft and push the car back to the driveway of his house.

Pissed off that he now has no transportation he remembered that there's a house near our school that has the exact same van as him and hatched the brilliant plan to steal the drive shaft out of this persons van in the middle of the night as it sat in their driveway. Well, being of an impressionable age and having never seen this done before I eagerly volunteered to tag along as an accomplice. To this day I've never seen a metalhead work so gracefully and silent with a wrench. Kudos to him.


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.Bill Russell didn't take no junk, and Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk

[Mattymack88]

when i was 14 i had cut school and me and my friends snuck into this abandoned apartment building on 9th street in brooklyn and we lit the matresses on fire and the whole building went up in about 10 min...thats bad

that and i think leading this girl on...

and telling this joke-
whats the difference between a nigger and a bike? The bike doenst sing when you put chains on it.

[Tall_James]

I accidently pile dropped my 2 yr old daughter on her head this morning when I was playing with her. As I was leaving I asked her if her neck hurt...

...she said "Yes Daddy."

My day is ruined.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[TheMojoPin]

Well, if you were standing, that WAS a good 14-foot drop.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[hyperspace]

according to some people, post in the wrong forum on the old O&A message board.

[monsterone]

this (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/36842/page/George_and_Lenny___Nobody_has_Friends_.htm#bottom)


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moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
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