I like listening to babies cry

[Gmann]

In Sept I moved out into a new apartment. My landlord is a nice lady who lives in the apartment below me and my roomate. She has a 1yr old and she just had another kid about a month ago. At first it was annoying listening to the constant wailing of one child...and now 2....but more and more...I seem to enjoy hearing their misery. I find myself, whenever one of them begins to cry, lowering the tv,radio,comp and just sit there listening to the sounds of them crying. I find it to be very soothing for some reason. The one year old cries constantly. Youd think they were feeding him to sharks or someshit. The newborn cries very rarely and seems to be my favorite cause he sounds like he's putting alot of effort into his cries.

Like I said...its annoying cause you hear them bawling at least 5-6 times a day....but I just enjoy hearing their misery

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[jax]

Not me. Even if its a perfect stranger's baby crying I have to fight the urge to ask if I can have a turn trying to comfort it.

[KC2OSO]

I like making babies cry by feeding them motor oil!

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Do you also enjoy pulling the wings off of flies????

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[KC2OSO]

...guess you didn't hear the r/f bit

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[keithy_19]

haha. That made ma laugh out loud.

[MattyBronx]

...I just enjoy hearing their misery...

Nice shock post. Try spending a night downstairs taking care of the kids who can't stop crying and see how much you enjoy it then.

Oh boy, wait until you have kids...

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[Gmann]

Oh yeah....thats exactly what Im going for...A SHOCKING POST...oooooh!


This is what I get for trying to share with the group.

[silera]

If he had said he like to listen to babies cry as he raped them, that would be shocking.

As it stands, I'm calling on you the next time I need a sitter.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

One time, I was forced into being part of a "family portrait." We went to one of those portrait places in a Mall. I swear, the sounds of children screaming turned my ovaries to dust.

True story.

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[Gmann]

Its so shocking to the people who probably dont get out of the house much and have lives. Oh so shocking.


I find your kids hysterical Silera

This message was edited by Gmann on 2-12-04 @ 8:54 PM

[Gmann]

One time, I was forced into being part of a "family portrait." We went to one of those portrait places in a Mall. I swear, the sounds of children screaming turned my ovaries to dust.

True story.

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.



I HATE going to stores and people dont know how to handle their kids. Its like they bring them out specifically to torture other shoppers. Running around....screaming...knocking shit down. Makes me wanna beat them for the parents.

[KC2OSO]

The sound of my son crying used to really frustrate me because there's usually nothing you can do to make it stop right away and you think you did something wrong to start it.

After being a parent for a while, I didn't panic as much when my son started to cry. (We were lucky, he didn't cry a lot). You discover it's usually a problem with the baby at one end or the other. They are either hungry or they've taken a dump.

5-6 times a day isn't so bad though.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

One time, I was forced into being part of a "family portrait." We went to one of those portrait places in a Mall. I swear, the sounds of children screaming turned my ovaries to dust.

True story.





I HATE going to stores and people dont know how to handle their kids. Its like they bring them out specifically to torture other shoppers. Running around....screaming...knocking shit down. Makes me wanna beat them for the parents.



I like children from afar. Well, very far.

I [heart] the IUD!

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[KC2OSO]

Yeah, there's the crying, the shitty diapers, etc. That all passes, but there's NOTHING LIKE getting a hug from your kid and hearing them say they love you.

Teaching them the things you know and watching them learn everything else about the world. Helping them work out problems, learning the alphabet, numbers, reading to them, it just goes on and on.

It's a load of work, but totally worth it.

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This message was edited by Fester on 2-12-04 @ 9:37 PM

[MattyBronx]

My kids were not colicky, but I've got friends who had colicky kids. If you think your kid's normal crying gets to you sometimes just imagine your kid crying for hours non-stop. It's hell on the parents to hear your kid crying and know there's nothing you can do to stop it.

So if you enjoy a child's misery as they cry, the parents' misery must make you giggle your ass off.

F' this conversation, it's bringing me down. I'm going back to the Valentines thread and talk more about tossing Katylina's salad.

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[silera]

I beat my children into silence.



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I eat my children into silence.

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[sr71blackbird]

Its usually a bad sign if the suffering of others causes you comfort, let alone happyness.

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[Mattymack88]

In Sept I moved out into a new apartment. My landlord is a nice lady who lives in the apartment below me and my roomate. She has a 1yr old and she just had another kid about a month ago. At first it was annoying listening to the constant wailing of one child...and now 2....but more and more...I seem to enjoy hearing their misery. I find myself, whenever one of them begins to cry, lowering the tv,radio,comp and just sit there listening to the sounds of them crying. I find it to be very soothing for some reason. The one year old cries constantly. Youd think they were feeding him to sharks or someshit. The newborn cries very rarely and seems to be my favorite cause he sounds like he's putting alot of effort into his cries.

Like I said...its annoying cause you hear them bawling at least 5-6 times a day....but I just enjoy hearing their misery

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your a sick bastard lol
i rele dun no wat to say to that lol

[Hosp]

If you really want to hear them scream, don't use any lube.

Kids don't cry around me, I don't know why. I guess it's my amazing resemblence to Barney.

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[Gmann]

I cant wait till Silera teaches her kids how to tend bar. Theyll be perfect lil butlers....going around, with lil trays....mixing drinks.

This message was edited by Gmann on 2-13-04 @ 11:09 AM

[JustJon]

Admit it, G, you just like torturing kids.

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[Gmann]

Im just not a kid person. I feel bad for my kids if I ever have em.

My roomate is the one who's into the torture stuff Jon....get it right.

[East Side Dave]

Yes, I admit it. I'm G-Mann's roomate and, yes, I like torturing children but before you all jump down my throat I ask you- what am I supposed to do with all this electronic-barbed-wire and DDT?!?! WELL?!? I'm asking you, DAMMIT!

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[SatCam]

Isn't it safer to listen to O'Reilly?

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[Gmann]

my life would be complete if Dave was my roomate. We would stay up all night....do each others hair....make smores....tell ghost stories....bust out the hibachi and have tailgate parties....


ahhh....to dream!

[East Side Dave]

my life would be complete if Dave was my roomate. We would stay up all night....do each others hair....make smores....tell ghost stories....bust out the hibachi and have tailgate parties....


Don't forget we'd dissect frogs- dead or alive!! Like that fucking Bon Jovi song- Froggy...DiSSECTION...Dead or Alive! Good times? NO!! GREAT times!!!...... (oh and at some point we'd have to talk about assasinating a few folks in the building who are looking at me funny)

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[Hosp]

My roomate is the one who's into the torture stuff Jon....get it right


Obviously, she picked you as a room mate.

(I'm just Bitter I haven't visited yet)

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[Gmann]

As soon as I get home from work.....

Jackie = out
Dave = In

[East Side Dave]

Yes! (and if you need me to send Jackie "on a vacation" I know a lot of woods areas here in Jersey**)




**like the ones in Shark River Hills behind the presbyterian church.***


***I-uh, I probably shouldn't have said that. Let's pretend we didn't read that.

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[KillOReilly]

I like listening to babies cry


Then you'll love my Radio show after R&F!

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[Hosp]

Tell Jackie she can stay with me, as long as she brings as many of her friends as she possibly could.

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[SatCam]

KillO'Reilly and Ron both stole my joke.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer!!!

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[JustJon]

Obviously, she picked you as a room mate.

(I'm just Bitter I haven't visited yet)

I'd take the lack of invitation personally. I know I do. I'm gonna go postal just hinking about it. Dave, loan me some ddt and a lead pipe. in the study.

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I like it when the doves cry.

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Personally I like to hear George cry at night. It's quite soothing.

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[Gmann]

Only a wall seperates us at night

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