Dear little oolong,

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I know you are on vacation,
but I need to know: Do you
prefer the hot, yet vapid,
Pamela Anderson types, OR do
you prefer a more intelligent
and quietly sophisticated
woman, who might happen to be
shorter than average and who's
booty might be slightly more
generous than others, and who
might happen to wear glasses,
and dress in jeans and
t-shirts? I'm just asking;
it's not like I know anybody
like this or anything.

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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!

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[Pootertoot]

Oolong says publically that he doesn't like sex, but he's secretly a little whore. He's the Britney Spears of Headperformers.

So, as long as you have a hole, he's there.

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[skullcrush]

he tries too hump me every chance he gets.hay oolong,when bugs bunny dresses up like a girl,do you find him sexy?

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