Who needs panties anyway?

[Katylina]

I am getting ready for my operation this coming Monday, so I had tons of things to do and buy today. After my pre-op this morning I decided to get a manicure and pedicure. I asked the ladies if I could pee first before I got my nails done (damn bladder). I take a piss, wipe, and as I go to pull up my thong, it snaps and breaks in my hand. It was a g-string type of thong connected in the back only with rhinestones. The rhinestones snapped in half leaving me with one string hanging there. I had to rip them completely off and stuff them in the garbage pail. I then proceeded to get my toes and nails done, go shopping, and go to the doctor's to sign my consent form-- all without any undies. I felt liberated.

I blame this all on EvelEd. He washed my clothes the other day, and my Betty Boop thong snapped in his washing machine and today my pretty pink ones snapped (after he had washed them). It's a conspiracy. I think he put an EV’L spell on them before I came back home to NY.

I have decided to go to yoga tonight without the underwear as well. It feels good.

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[Jennitalia]

Sometimes you just have to let it breathe.

Good luck on Monday!

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[Katylina]

Sometimes you just have to let it breathe.


I read somewhere that you shouldn't wear any undies at night so you can air your vagina out. Thanks!

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[monsterone]

ok ladies, here's a question: does a thong make your ass chafe? i would think it would since you have a piece of cloth rubbing there all day. just a question.

now, just to push the envelope, (insert open face roast beef sandwich joke here)


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[Jennitalia]

I read somewhere that you shouldn't wear any undies at night so you can air your vagina out.


that's what my mom says. I like to pamper my tookie

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[ChickenHawk]

Kat, what are you having surgery for?

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[keithy_19]

Kat, what are you having surgery for?

Dude, she's gunna do yoga without her panties! How can you think about surgery after hearing that!?

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I like to pamper my tookie


?????

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I like to pamper my tookie


?????

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[Katylina]

I either have endometriosis or abcess cysts. They are going to cut me open and take a looksie and clean me all up. I am very nervous about this. If I have the abcess cysts, they may have to take out my fallopian tubes and/or ovaries.



does a thong make your ass chafe?


No. I like the feeling of something foreign in my asscrack.

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[ChickenHawk]

I'm sorry Kat. Best of luck with that. I hope everything works out for the best. Don't worry though, these operations are very routine and I'm sure you'll be in good hands.

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[monsterone]

best of luck kat and godspeed. and please



No. I like the feeling of something foreign in my asscrack.




stop with the sexy talk.


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[keithy_19]

My thoughts and prayers are with you. I am sure that everything will work out fine. :)

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[Melrapuo]

Good luck with your operation, Kat.


Who needs panties anyway?


Hey! That's what I always say!

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[Katylina]

Ed wore my thong around his head at the Museum of Natural History. What a coincidence.

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[monsterone]

what the hell is that!?! an underpants knome???


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[Iamnotatool]

Kat, I have a foreign cock, want it up your ass?

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[monsterone]

and ladies, if your interested, i can act as a broker between japanese businessmen to help you get rid of those slightly used panties. i only charge a 15% commission.


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[DJEvelEd]

I blame this all on EvelEd. He washed my clothes the other day, and my Betty Boop thong snapped in his washing machine and today my pretty pink ones snapped (after he had washed them).

It was the glue-like stains that binded the panties together. Next time I'll just suck all the cum out.

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[high fly]

Katy, I'm bidding twenny dolla for that thong.





Oh, alright, make it 30. It's gotta be unwashed.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Godspeed there, hotshot. Is it just me or did the detail of your post border on a Penthouse Letter?

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[Katylina]

Since this is the confessional, I have two other confessions to make.

1. I was banned from The Intoxicated Driver Resource Centermeeting hall. Ed was taking his piss test and going to potaholics class, and I decided to take that time in the waiting room to draw a mural on the dry erase board. Ed got a call after we left saying I drew offensive material on the board and that I was not allowed to ever go there again. And to think-- happy sperm was always A OK in my book! You would think that these people had more things to concern themselves with- LIKE DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

2. We were in the Museum of Natural History in the dinosaur section. We heard this moaning sound on the other end of the room, so I started moaning back. We turned around and walked to see where the noise was coming from, and there standing in front of me was a retarded teenager making noises. I almost died. I was making mating call noises to the mentally disabled.

I did, however, wear underwear through this entire process. Thank you. That is it for now.

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[Arienette]

i usually wear panties but, on the rare occasions when i dont, it is kind of liberating. i really only like to not wear them when i have on a skirt..

ok ladies, here's a question: does a thong make your ass chafe? i would think it would since you have a piece of cloth rubbing there all day. just a question.
not at all.. i pretty much only wear thongs, and i find them to be very comfortable. i dont like to sleep in them, though.

good luck with the operation, katylina!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Who needs panties anyway?




Best............thread......EVER!


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[DJEvelEd]

We were in the Museum of Natural History in the dinosaur section. We heard this moaning sound on the other end of the room, so I started moaning back. We turned around and walked to see where the noise was coming from, and there standing in front of me was a retarded teenager making noises. I almost died. I was making mating call noises to the mentally disabled.

Disembodied voice: "WHOOOOOOOOO"

Katylina: "WHOOOOOOO WOOOOGA WOOOO?"

Disembodied voice: "WOOOGGA WOOOOOO?"

Katylina: "WOOOOOGA WOOOOOOO!!!"

Disembodied voice: "WHOOOOO WOOOGA!!!
*Katylina is dripping wet with sex feelings*

Evel Ed "C'mon, let's see who's making those noises"

Katylina: "Let's go, It's my mating call. I'm so hot now"

*We turn the corner to see.......................

http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/funny3/retard2.jpg

Drooling Retard: "WOOOGA WOOOOOO"

Katylina: "OH MY FUCKING GAWDD!!!"
*turns and runs*

Drooling Retard: "WOOOGA WOOO???"

*Katylina is hysterically running away, smashing into people knocking bags into the air*

Drooling Retard: "WOOOOO???"

*Evel Ed hysterically laughing on the floor*

Drooling Retard: "wooo?"
*tear*

Evel Ed: "You could have at least jerked him off behind the Stegasaurus"

Katylina: "FUCK YOU!!!!"

Evel Ed: "No the Cockisores"

Drooling Retard: "Wooo????? Waaaaaaaaaa!"


(sad really)




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[reeshy]

i usually wear panties


Me too!!! I like it when they bunch up in the back but I hate panty lines!!!!!

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[Reephdweller]

There's lots of different things I could say that would either describe this as one of the hottest threads or whatever. But instead on a serious note, I wish you the best of luck and hope everything works out.

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[TooCute]

1. I was banned from The Intoxicated Driver Resource Centermeeting hall. Ed was taking his piss test and going to potaholics class, and I decided to take that time in the waiting room to draw a mural on the dry erase board. Ed got a call after we left saying I drew offensive material on the board and that I was not allowed to ever go there again. And to think-- happy sperm was always A OK in my book!

Are you sure you're not a ten year old boy? You seem to have about the sense of humor of one.

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[sr71blackbird]

I love seeing a girl in panties, I think its very hot.
I hope everything with the procedure works out fantastic and you recover fast with no complications!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

the panties things distracted me good luck with the operation

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[DJEvelEd]

Are you sure you're not a ten year old boy? You seem to have about the sense of humor of one.

Yeah, isn't she great? I put Barbies and Barnies on the bed for her. I even like when she shits herself and flings it at me. She soo cute. Wanna swing/fling poo with us? I heard you can shit like a champ.

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[Katylina]

Are you sure you're not a ten year old boy? You seem to have about the sense of humor of one.


Thank you everyone for your love and support.

Sorry TooCute. It must be because I shop at Mandees. Didn't that annoy you too?

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[Justice4all]

Well first off good luck on Monday Kat....I will cross em for ya!

And second...Commando is the way to be...I only wear underwear if it is a rented tux or Tan slacks. (just for the stain factor when you have to do the two shake drip when done peeing...keeps it from showing on the slacks)

Again..good luck Kat!

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Toougly has faeces envy.

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[East Side Dave]

Are you sure you're not a ten year old boy? You seem to have about the sense of humor of one.


Sorry TooCute. It must be because I shop at Mandees. Didn't that annoy you too?



RrrrrrrrrrrrrrOwl catfight!

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[Katylina]

Actually, maybe she has something there. I DID buy those thongs at Mandees and they DID break. I still blame it on Ed, though.



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RrrrrrrrrrrrrrOwwwlll!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

Toougly has faeces envy.

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Don't worry. There's enough of me and Mr. Turd to go around. FLING IT & SWING IT!!!!!




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At least that poop seems to be happy! Nothing worse than a pissed-off poop!!

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[jaydogg420]

if you decide to not wear panties anymore. Send them to me.

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I'll get 'em off her for ya for 12 bucks but there may be ether residue on them when you get 'em so be careful.

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[Katylina]

if you decide to not wear panties anymore. Send them to me.

Do you want to just sniff them or actually wear them?

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[Freebird]

I'm still way back at Katylina's yoga class. If that doesn't give new meaning to "down dog"!!! Always brightening the day with her posts..thanks!! :)

And good luck on the op

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[Furtherman]

I'm sending you the best of vibes Katylina. I hope all goes well.


I was making mating call noises to the mentally disabled.


Ok, now I am hysterically laughing during a guilt trip.

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[Crippler]

Your honor, as exhibit A in "How to ruin one of the best message board threads ever with a single sentence," I give you:

And second...Commando is the way to be...I only wear underwear if it is a rented tux or Tan slacks. (just for the stain factor when you have to do the two shake drip when done peeing...keeps it from showing on the slacks)

I believe this is an open & shut case.

...thanks, J4A, deek.

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PS: Best of luck, Kat, and God bless.

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[Jennitalia]

Yuck. I think commando on a guy is icky. But then again, so are tightie whities.

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[Hosp]

Good Luck Kat.


I got a pair of White Boxer Briefs in a Multi-pack. So are those also just considered tightie whities?

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you have the Jennitalia seal of approval, Hospie. boxer briefs are ok. so are regular boxers. i just can't stand a guy in the regular tightie whities.



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[Johnathan H Christ]

personally i think underwear is for people who arent secure with their soft parts. i understand that they have some uses for the girls...but for me, i can see a point in wearing them. its just another layer to go through. i like that free feeling. let em swing in the breeze.

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Huh?

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[Arienette]

sheepy!!!

Yuck. I think commando on a guy is icky. But then again, so are tightie whities.my boyfriend goes commando about 95% of the time. i think it's kind of sexy, but when it's really cold out, i wish he'd put some undies on. no one wants a frozen penis.

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[JerryTaker]

And second...Commando is the way to be...I only wear underwear if it is a rented tux or Tan slacks. (just for the stain factor when you have to do the two shake drip when done peeing...keeps it from showing on the slacks)


I'm never, ever, ever stepping out of my room without rubber gloves on again....


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[GwEnYpOo]

I either have endometriosis or abcess cysts. They are going to cut me open and take a looksie and clean me all up. I am very nervous about this. If I have the abcess cysts, they may have to take out my fallopian tubes and/or ovaries.

i just got a sonogram the other day to see if ihave any cysts.it is really nerve racking , i hope you're okay

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[GwEnYpOo]

We were in the Museum of Natural History in the dinosaur section. We heard this moaning sound on the other end of the room, so I started moaning back. We turned around and walked to see where the noise was coming from, and there standing in front of me was a retarded teenager making noises. I almost died. I was making mating call noises to the mentally disabled.

Disembodied voice: "WHOOOOOOOOO"

Katylina: "WHOOOOOOO WOOOOGA WOOOO?"

Disembodied voice: "WOOOGGA WOOOOOO?"

Katylina: "WOOOOOGA WOOOOOOO!!!"

Disembodied voice: "WHOOOOO WOOOGA!!!
*Katylina is dripping wet with sex feelings*

Evel Ed "C'mon, let's see who's making those noises"

Katylina: "Let's go, It's my mating call. I'm so hot now"

*We turn the corner to see.......................

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Drooling Retard: "WOOOGA WOOOOOO"

Katylina: "OH MY FUCKING GAWDD!!!"
*turns and runs*

Drooling Retard: "WOOOGA WOOO???"

*Katylina is hysterically running away, smashing into people knocking bags into the air*

Drooling Retard: "WOOOOO???"

*Evel Ed hysterically laughing on the floor*

Drooling Retard: "wooo?"
*tear*

Evel Ed: "You could have at least jerked him off behind the Stegasaurus"

Katylina: "FUCK YOU!!!!"

Evel Ed: "No the Cockisores"

Drooling Retard: "Wooo????? Waaaaaaaaaa!"


(sad really)


OMG that is soo hisreical i fell off my chair & i was laughing so hard i couldn't breath and my mom is lookin at me like im a crackhead

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[Freakshow]

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man...which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing).



Good luck with your surgery

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[CrazyClare]

at first thongs chafe but then you get used to them.im not really big on wearing underwear and in the summer probably only wear it 10 percent of the time. unfortunatly one night i was sans underwear and i get arrested for criminal mischief and disturbing the peace. I had to sit in booking for 7 hours to wait for a female cop to come on so she could strip me and put me in a holding cell. They take you up to the cell and have you take your clothes off in front of them and then they give you these weird zip up suits to wear. Well i took my shirt off and had to pull out my bra to make sure i wasnt hiding anything in there or under my boobs. Then she told me to take my pants off. I slowly did it trying not to be embarassed. She looked at me and said "wheres your underwear young lady?" i tried to shrug it off and said i left it in the cop car which she didnt find very funny. she left with my clothes and threw the suit i had to wear on the bed.

it wasnt one of my proudest moments butt i kinda delighted in how uncomfortable i made her. Too bad she wasnt hot.
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[Snoogans]

they snap cause Ed doesnt know how to do laundry. he prob put it on extra heavy tumble and ripped em all up

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[TheMojoPin]

I had to sit in booking for 7 hours to wait for a female cop to come on so she could strip me and put me in a holding cell. They take you up to the cell and have you take your clothes off in front of them and then they give you these weird zip up suits to wear. Well i took my shirt off and had to pull out my bra to make sure i wasnt hiding anything in there or under my boobs. Then she told me to take my pants off. I slowly did it trying not to be embarassed. She looked at me and said "wheres your underwear young lady?" i tried to shrug it off and said i left it in the cop car which she didnt find very funny. she left with my clothes and threw the suit i had to wear on the bed.

Hey, I watched "Caged Heat 6" last night, too!

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[Katylina]

my mom is lookin at me like im a crackhead


Not a crackhead, my dear. A ten year old boy. ;)

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[DJEvelEd]

they snap cause Ed doesnt know how to do laundry. he prob put it on extra heavy tumble and ripped em all up

God damn it Snoogs!!! You get the cowbell!!! And all this time I thought it was my acidy urine putting holes in my crotch.

Damn electric dryers!!!

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[silera]

I'm thrilled the two of you are fucking each other.

Please make sure to post about every encounter repeatedly and incessantly throughout every thread on this board or my life will not be worth living.



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[Katylina]

F’CES MAKE ME WET!

Perhaps we can dedicate an entire message board to it. Great idea Silera!!!



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[reeshy]

F’CES MAKE ME WET!


I got wood just reading that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Arienette]

I'm thrilled the two of you are fucking each other.

Please make sure to post about every encounter repeatedly and incessantly throughout every thread on this board or my life will not be worth living.
yeah, and people bitched me out about mentioning adf too much.

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[DJEvelEd]

Please make sure to post about every encounter repeatedly and incessantly

....so I pulled out Katylina's dripping tampon and drew on her face like a felt tipped marker. I drew smileys and stick figures of Silera and TooCute going at it in a lesbian mush. It was so hot. Then I lit the dry end of the tamp and tried to smoke it. Then Gramma came in for her spongebath and I spermed all over her. She wet-farted and we all had a hearty laugh!!! Ok next thread........

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[TooCute]

yeah, and people bitched me out about mentioning adf too much.



You only posted that so you could say "adf" again.

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[Arienette]

yeah, and people bitched me out about mentioning adf too much.



You only posted that so you could say "adf" again.
actually, i only posted that so i could meet my post quota for the day. and now i've got a freebie.

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[Zipgun]

Please make sure to post about every encounter repeatedly and incessantly



I thought we weren't allowed to talk about beastiality on here anymore.

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[Katylina]

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OK enough already.

Do any of you ladies wear those undies that look like little boy's underwear?

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[smiler grogan]

Ding Ding Ding Ding those girly undies that are based on guys briefs are extremely sexy.
Especially with the different colored striping.

[IrishAlkey]

Especially with the different colored striping.

There are some clubs in Irvington where you get a different colored stripping every night of the week.


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[smiler grogan]

Are you asking me out?

[Arienette]

Do any of you ladies wear those undies that look like little boy's underwear?
i dont actually have any, but i was looking at a pair that i think i'm gonna get. they have a race car on the butt.

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[Katylina]

Well, I bought five pairs for my stay at the hospital. I don't know what to expect after they do the bikini line incision, but I couldn't imagine getting away with wearing thongs, and I am sure as not wearing those awful huge hanes her way underwear. Hell, if it hurts too much, I may just go commando in the hospital as well.

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[smiler grogan]

Fuck it go completely nude in the hospital. Lay around and be overly demanding until they pump you full of meds. you'll sleep like a baby.

[Katylina]

Last time I puked fifteen times in two hours and was a train wreck. I kept hitting the nurse pager to get me a new gown, and no one came to help me. I finally ripped off the gown and threw it on the floor. I was sitting naked in bed crying and someone walked by and saw me. They came running down the hall to dress me again. I figured something would eventually have to get their attention-- why not tits?

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[guttersnipe]

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[ag]

I was sitting naked in bed crying and someone walked by and saw me.
How old were you at that time? Cause any other time I would have played nurse to get a look at those tits. Hell you had em out why not stare?

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[Katylina]

I was 25. Remeber when I went in October?

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[Arienette]

that sounds really awful, katylina. i truly hope that everything goes well with your surgery and that you won't have to deal with this anymore.

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[CrazyClare]

Hey, I watched "Caged Heat 6" last night, too!


I always wanted to write this brilliant book about my fucked up life, a la "girl interrupted" and get all this satisfaction out of how far ive come; but ive come to realize im better off using my past experiences as inspiration for porn plots and dirty novels. Not exactly the triumphant accomplishment i envisioned.

Boy shorts are awesome, way cute, get ones that are too small so that you but falls out of them like the shorts i had on BANOF. Shorts can be very sexy, my x's favorite underwear of mine was leopard print shorts.

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[reeshy]

Katylina,
If you need a "private-duty" nurse, I'm available all this week for the midnight shift!!! Just let me know....

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[ag]

KAT, best of luck with you I know everything will go well. I wish I could be there to see your nice ass hanging out of that hospital gown, what a site that would be!

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[Katylina]

Ohh I am getting nervous now. 10:30 am is coming closer and closer.

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[Jennitalia]

Good luck today, Katylina. I hope everything goes smoothly and that you're in as little pain as possible

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