WonderBoy Failure Log

[samnyc]

I'd like to keep a log of Wonderboy's failures starting this past Friday night for the purpose of getting him fired. Maybe we should start a petition as well.

1) 2/27/04 - WB fails to get Wrestlemania contest approved before show.

[Kevmath]

3/1/04 - WJFK.com has the St. Pat's Spat as being FEBRUARY 17. As of 10:15 this morning, it's still has not been changed.

Kevin...

Walking around with your head in the clouds makes no sense at all. - Husker Du

[jeffdwright2001]

3/1/04 - WB fails to check equipment before broadcast (recurring issue)

[Snoogans]

i dont think we have enough bandwidth for this

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[East Side Dave]

11/22/63

-Failed to shield 35th President from bullet fire-

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[Kevmath]

Correction, it's now March 17 on the wjfk.com website. Sorry for the double post, I stink.

Kevin...

Walking around with your head in the clouds makes no sense at all. - Husker Du

This message was edited by Kevmath on 3-2-04 @ 3:52 PM

[bad samaritan]

32 million BC - Mohawk blocks out sun - dinosaurs die. As of 11:45 this morning, still dead.

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Last in line for the Nobel Peace prize. First in line for pie.

[Furtherman]

3/1/04 Filled out Paul O's Oscar picks sheet wrong.

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[ADF]

02Mar04/1204 Zulu

Wonderboy accidentally causes path of butterfly to change. Ensuing chain reaction causes serious flooding along Yangtze river.

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[zoom2457]

In 1992, while in the Amazon Jungle, WB found the cure for cancer, but then he forgot the ingredients and Lorraine Bracco had to come down and help him.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Due to a paperwork snafu on Wonderboy's part, Terrell Owens is not a free agent and contractually obligated to the 49ers.



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[mikeyboy]

8/16/2002 - WB advises a couple in a radio contest that having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral is a good idea.

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[A.J.]

Stardate 3134.0: Wonderboy, via The Guardian of Forever, returns to the 1930s and saves the life of Social Worker Edith Keeler -- altering the path of earth history.

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[Mike Teacher]

27 June 1995: Wonderboy takes the vials with the Dinosaur embryos from the lab. He made the computer do a de-bugging thing that shut off parts of the park; the T-Rex and the velociraptors were able to escape.



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[sr71blackbird]

1865, while sitting behind Lincoln in Fords Theater, Wonderboy taps Lincoln's shoulder and asks him to remove his stovepipe hat so he could see the show. The very same hat 2 minutes later might well have deflected the bullet that Booth fired at him, and Lincoln might very well have still been alive today.

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[jafter]

1865, while sitting behind Lincoln in Fords Theater, Wonderboy taps Lincoln's shoulder and asks him to remove his stovepipe hat so he could see the show. The very same hat 2 minutes later might well have deflected the bullet that Booth fired at him, and Lincoln might very well have still been alive today.


Are you sure Booth was shooting at Lincoln or did he just miss Wonderboy???? We will never know.

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[newport king]

december 7th 1941, a young WB gets advanced warning of japanese invasion. upon seeing the planes, he determines them as cropdusters.

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[Ndugu]

May 6, 1937 As a young cook on the zeppelin hindenburg, a drunk wonderboy stupidly threw a lit cigarrete, which on impact burnt through the thin outer skin of the airship, causing the hydrogen to explode, from that point on he vowed to never to smoke or drink again



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[Kevmath]

1989, WB trades Sammy Sosa for Harold Baines. Wait a minute.... that was GWB! Nevermind.

Kevin...

[SatCam]

Can we also list the mistakes of his parents?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

1984 - Wonderboy drafts Sam Bowie.



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[KCfromDC]

October 25, 1986. Wonderboy lets a routine ground ball skip through his legs, ultimately costing the Red Sox the World Series.

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[mikeyboy]

October 14, 2003 - WB takes a trip to Chicago and decides to catch a game.

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[Furtherman]

August 2nd through 4th, 1964: Wonderboy takes fishing trip to the Bay Of Tonkin, on the northeast coast of Vietnam, and decided to shoot bottlerockets at American PT boats because "I thought it would be cool."


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[curtoid]

June 4, 2002 - Visits Dee Dee Ramone in Los Angeles, California

November 21, 1997 - Visits Michael Hutchence in Sydney, Australia.

April 4, 1994 - Visits Kurt Cobain in Seattle

June 27, 1993 - Visits Kevin Michael Allin in New York.

May 12, 1988 - Visits Chet Baker in Amsterdam.

March 4, 1982 - Visits John Belushi in Hollywood, California

May 17, 1980 - Visits Ian Curtis in Macclesfield, England

February 18, 1980 - Visits Bon Scott in London, England

February 1, 1979 - Visits John Simon Richie in New York

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[Mike Teacher]

Jan 1986 Cape Kennedy Launch Complex Pad 39A 0428 EST:

Wonderboy checks the seals on the Shuttle Challenger solid rocket boosters, glances at the thermometer, and checks in to Mission Control:

[0428:26.32] 'Boosters look great! and it feels a lot warmer then everyone thinks, trust me! Everything is A-OK! Let's launch this baby...'

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[A.J.]

October 25, 1986. Wonderboy lets a routine ground ball skip through his legs, ultimately costing the Red Sox the World Series.

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This message was edited by KCfromDC on 3-3-04 @ 1:31 PM

Nah, he came in from the bullpen and threw that wild pitch.

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[TheMojoPin]

Jan 1986 Cape Kennedy Launch Complex Pad 39A 0428 EST:

Wonderboy checks the seals on the Shuttle Challenger solid rocket boosters, glances at the thermometer, and checks in to Mission Control:

[0428:26.32] 'Boosters look great! and it feels a lot warmer then everyone thinks, trust me! Everything is A-OK! Let's launch this baby...'

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Wait, I KNOW this one is false.

Ray never pre-checks ANYTHING.

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[monsterone]

march 19, 1989, wonderboy sets sail on the bligh reef in alaska.

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[Snoogans]

January 7th, 2003 or so- WonderDouche fucks up snap on final second field goal attempt, forcing the giants to successfully tank that game against frisco.



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[bigbaldirish]

november 2000 - wonderboy runs in U.S. presidential elections, not only fails in his bid for presidency, but costs Al Gore the election.

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[samnyc]

3/1/2004 - Wonderboy fails to bring notebook to work.

[Freakshow]

1948, Wonderboy sets type for Chicago newspaper

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[samnyc]

3/2/2004 - Wonderboy fails to take care of the cat problem.

[samnyc]

3/2/2004 - Wonderboy fails to make a decent promo for St Pat's Spat.

[TeaBag420]

WonderBoy fails to sassisfy Skellington, leaving the door open for a listener to creep out from the reeds, cut his way in to the hooch, and go crazy with his tongue.

Then the light comes on and the listener realizes he has been tongue-grooming Fuzz Watley, and ambles away in shame.

[samnyc]

Teabag, please be careful not to ruin my thread.

This should be my second good one.

[Mike Teacher]

Stardate 3134.0: Wonderboy, via The Guardian of Forever, returns to the 1930s and saves the life of Social Worker Edith Keeler -- altering the path of earth history.


Ummm, I'm a Huge Star Trek fan, but not one of Them.

Having said that; is this the episode where it's Joan Collins and Kirk knows she's gotta die so History doesn't get altered or something?

That's my favorite single episode. Roddenberry did some amazing stuff in that series, often having nothing to do with 'sci-fi' but moral issues a la Serling.

I call De-rail!!

Ok maybe the Tribbles.

Or when they're Gangsters.

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[KERMIT]

August 2002: WB is on a remote for a certain radio show. He purposly angers police to try to make a name for himself. Which draws attention from the rest of the world. Causing that certain radio show to get fired which ruined NY Radio possibly forever.

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[whorehay]

3-5-04
wonderboy wakes up

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[DarkHippie]

1920's--Paris-- Wonderboy encourages a young painter named Adolph to "get a real job"

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[DC Reed]

Oct. 1929 - Wonderboy invests his life savings.

Virginia 1865 - WB surrenders to Grant at Appattomax Court House.

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[billyio]

June 1940, Wonderboy assures the French that the Maginot line is invincible. Later, an exiled Wonderboy claims that he didn't know tanks can move.

See Ya!

[A.J.]

Stardate 3134.0: Wonderboy, via The Guardian of Forever, returns to the 1930s and saves the life of Social Worker Edith Keeler -- altering the path of earth history.


Ummm, I'm a Huge Star Trek fan, but not one of Them.

Having said that; is this the episode where it's Joan Collins and Kirk knows she's gotta die so History doesn't get altered or something?

That's my favorite single episode. Roddenberry did some amazing stuff in that series, often having nothing to do with 'sci-fi' but moral issues a la Serling.

I call De-rail!!

Ok maybe the Tribbles.

Or when they're Gangsters.

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That's the one.

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[KERMIT]

January 7th, 2003 or so- WonderDouche fucks up snap on final second field goal attempt, forcing the giants to successfully tank that game against frisco.


Jan 5th

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[Freebird]

April 15, 33 - Wonderboy convinces Judas to get an easy thirty pieces of silver.

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[jeffdwright2001]

January 19, 2004 - Wonderboy convinces Howard Dean that he should "punch up" the ending of his post caucus speech.

[Freakshow]

May 30, 1889 Wonderboy inspects dam on South Fork of the Conemaugh River in Johnstown, PA. Finds no threat of dam break.

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[samnyc]

February, 2004: After claiming that outsourcing benefits the United States economy Wonderboy is browbeaten by labor union bosses.

[Furtherman]

August 7th, 1173, Pisa, Italy. Wonderboy surveys and chooses the "perfect spot" for the new bell tower.

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[jeffdwright2001]

May 3, 1937 (Frankfurt, Germany) - Wonderboy fails to perform routine equipment check. It was the beginning of the end for The Hindenburg.

Ron and Fez beware!