SO I met this girl at a bar

[CYYYFYYY]

I met this girl at a bar a week ago. We were both tipsy.... I know shocking I was tipsy.... SHE WAS HOT. The next thing I know we are making out. Did I mention she was hot? We were exchanging spit and what not and then I noticed her kissing was odd. The next thing I know she was having an asthma attack (Yea I took her breath away) She was with this male friend. She was visiting from Chicago. We put her in a cab and she kinda forces me to go in with her. Not to worry she does not live all that far away from me. And her frineds apartment which she was staying at was next to a hospital just in case. So while she was having the asthma attack in the cab she said David (THAT'S ME) Blow in my mouth. I figure she knew what she was doing... so I did. After the cab ride her astma seemed better but now she was piss drunk and could hardly so I have to lug her up two flights of stairs (There was no elevator).... Help her puke because when she was better from the asthma she was sick from being drunk. I ended up staying the night. NO I DID NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER. So I go home the next day she has my number and all and she never called! I HELPED THIS GIRL PUKE I think I deserved a call. WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

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[shamus mcfitzy]

that would seem to be the most traumatic experience a person could ever have. She might be embarassed that she had put you through so much (even if those are unwarranted feelings). Of course i'm a guy, so the women should probably handle this...

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What a romantic tale.

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Did she know Walter Payton (being from Chicago and all)?

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i bet she nailed Jordan

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[Katylina]

Maybe she is doing that whole "rules" thing, where you wait a set amount of time before you call. How the hell are you, by the way???

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i bet she nailed Jordan


I betcha she gave Jack McDowell head...

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i bet CYYYFYYY has her buried under the floorboards.

[Snoogans]

i bet she nailed Jordan



I betcha she gave Jack McDowell head...


I bet she gave Tony Amonte a Handy

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[Snoogans]

hey man i think i got a picture of her:
This is your chick, right? (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/37325/page/Help_me_name_my_new_dog)

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I bet double that she gave Ditka a Chicago Hot Plate.

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I betcha she gave The Fridge anal...

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[Snoogans]

while she was blowing the punky QB named Mcmahon

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[East Side Dave]

I bet she sodomized Willie Gault------

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she was giving bartman a rusty trombone, thats why he was standing to get in the ball's way

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[CYYYFYYY]

I mentioned I was a Bears fan and she did say she was a fan of the Cubs

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[Snoogans]

fan of the Cubs

i thought she said she gave her fanny to the cubs

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[DJEvelEd]

Did she know Walter Payton (being from Chicago and all)?


She banged Walter Payton Necrophelia Style!!!



I bet double that she gave Ditka a Chicago Hot Plate.


But he can't get it up!!!! It was just oral.



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you always wait 6 days before calling a girl

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maybe she gave frank thomas a cleveland steamer

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[shamus mcfitzy]

cleveland steamer


that's what I meant by chicago hot plate. It should have a chicago name

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I bet she gave a Dutch Oven to Ron Kittle.

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Was her D bigger than yours?

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I bet she felched Greg Maddux!

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[Arienette]

She might be embarassed that she had put you through so much (even if those are unwarranted feelings).i woud agree with this. if that were me, i'd probably call and apologize for the craziness of the evening, but i could definitely see being too embarrased to call

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She gave Urlacher a wedgie..

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I bet she let Orlando Woolridge poo on her!

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She let Bobby Hull and Stan Mikita double-team her.


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I bet she let B.J. Armstrong punch her in the stomach...

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I heard Bob Love left his "love" all over her back.


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Did you hear? She blew 3 guys at once...going from Tinkers to Evers to Chance!


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[KERMIT]

I heard she banged Al Bundy and the rest of NO MAM in a shoe store.

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[CYYYFYYY]

BJ ARMSTRONG!?!?!?!? I wonder how many responses I would have gotten if I did not mention she was originally from Chicago.

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[Snoogans]

I bet she felched Greg Maddux!

once in 1990 and now again in 2004

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[Jennitalia]

youre cute for a virgin

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Did you hear? She blew 3 guys at once...going from Tinkers to Evers to Chance!

I had to log on just to bow to the genius of this post.

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[CYYYFYYY]

I miss kissing girls and then watching them almost die.

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I bet she kicked over a candle while pleasuring herself with a cow.

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