i gave up gauranteed sex

[Johnathan H Christ]

some friend of a friend that i met once briefly while drunk.

we met again at a bar that i was spinning at, and she was just very obvious about being interested...but she threw off this "hey look at me, im really unique and let me tell you about why im so cool" kinda vibe.

there were many many uncomfortable moments due to her total non grasp of humor, and her obvious attempts to charm me.

so i walked her to her car at the end of the night, where she tried to shove her tongue down my throat (which of course i let her cause she was cute, and it never hurts to be seen making out with hot chicks). she asked if we could hang out the next friday, and i told her in plain english everything i didnt like about her.... and went home.

normally i would have hit it anyway... but this time it just wasnt worth having to listen to her before and briefly after.

could i actually be developing standards?

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SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MANPLEASER
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[TheMojoPin]

I officially had the greatest sex of my life yesterday.

I highly doubt I'll ever top that session, and I'm seriously debating taking a vow of celibacy.

I AM NOW FRIAR MOJO.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Couldn't you have just politely rebuffed her, especially since you just had your tongue in her mouth, without the whole dissertation as to why?

And in plain english no less?

For shame!

could i actually be developing standards?


Yes. And you are obviously evolving into a wonderfully mature and enlightened person. Carry on.

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[Jennitalia]

Mojo - I'm jealous. You are my king

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[ADF]

I'm having sex tomorrow.


Multiple times.

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[TheMojoPin]

I figured if I had to move out of this house, I should abuse it in any way possible.

Preferably as sexily as possible.

AND we gave the neighbors a show.

UNBEATABLE.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Snoogans]

i gave up gauranteed sex

no shit, your fuckin jesus, you gotta be all pure.

hahahah, tool

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[Katylina]

Quit bragging about sex, people. I can't have sex for at least a month! I can do everything else but the actual act.

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[monsterone]

everything???

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[Katylina]

EVERYTHING

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[KERMIT]

Really? Everything EH? INTERESTING.....
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Thanx i needed that

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[monsterone]

excellent

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[KERMIT]

EWWWWW KID TOUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait. You were talking about the food ;)

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[Mike Teacher]

could i actually be developing standards?


Yes, if the standard is to 'let her' kiss you, and then tell her 'everything i didn't like about her'

Isn't the female standard called Cocktease?

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[KERMIT]

could i actually be developing standards?


Yes, if the standard is to 'let her' kiss you, and then tell her 'everything i didn't like about her'

Isn't the female standard called Cocktease?
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Great points as usual Mike.

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[DJEvelEd]

everything???


EVERYTHING


EVERYTHING???

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[Iamnotatool]

I officially had the greatest sex of my life yesterday.



What was HIS name Mojo...??

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[Arienette]

but she threw off this "hey look at me, im really unique and let me tell you about why im so cool" kinda vibe.
i know a girl like that. my future brother in law is marrying her. thank you for putting into words what i've been thinking all these months.

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[ADF]

I'm having sex tomorrow.


I repeat- I'm having sex today.


Multiple times.

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[Katylina]

Lefty or righty or are you ambi?

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[Arienette]

I repeat- I'm having sex today.


Multiple times.
one down.. i'll keep you all posted.

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[Furtherman]

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump

ooooooooooooooooh yea



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[reeshy]

AND we gave the neighbors a show.


Jesus Christ...I'm thinking about that now and shivering like a 10 year old Korean orphan walking into NAMBLA headquarters!!!!

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