im going to hell because...

[CrazyClare]

The ultimate confession, what terrrrrible things have you done in your life?
ill start with one cause im not throwing them all out there if no one else does..

Ok so i was at a battle of the bands at a beach. I was there supporting my best friends band. WE were hanging out waiting for them to go on, walking around. Well we found a football helmet and i put it on and started walking into trees. We walked over to where my friends band was hanging out and i still had the helmet on and ran all special olympics crossing the finish line and gave everyone hugs, including people i didnt know, like the new bassist. WELLL turns out the helmet belonged to the new bassists cousin. i had to walk over and return the helmet. The kid was on a goddam leash.. his head was all mishapen and dented in too. i was 15 at the time if that makes it any better.

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[hyperspace]

ive been on a leash what's the big deal? the gag and mask usually cover my big dent...

[smiler grogan]

I was at the end of a relationship with someone I cared about but the spark was long gone. I went to a party with my friends without her had a one night stand with a girl used a condom during the intercourse but no protection during the oral that happened later on. I went home and being the filthy pig I was at the time didn't shower. Next night I saw my ex she gave me head on my unwashed dick. I feel bad about it now but then I felt dirty in a good way.
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[grlNIN]

When i was in the 3rd grade all the classes had open desks. So basically you cram all your shit into your homeroom desk and switch classes and all these kids sift through your desk looking at your stuff.


Well, one day i got to a desk that had one of those crawling baby troll dolls in it, it had pink hair and these overall things on. I liked it so much that i decided it was now going to be mine. Now i dont know why i did this exactly, maybe to taunt the girl whos it was but i stripped the overalls off and left them in the desk and took the troll when the class was over.

During recess the girl was crying and asking everyone if they knew where it was and when she asked me i just said that i didnt see it.

I had it til i was about 15 then threw it out.

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[Arienette]

clare's confession is almost identical to katylina's with the moaning.

it's only really bad if you purposely made fun of these people. you didn't know.

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[Capt.DeathWish]

When I was 17, My best friend and I moved into a spare bedroom at my girlfriends house. Well they spent an awful lot of time alone together in her room, so one night I snuck out the back door and went to peek through her bedroom window. Sure enough they were going at it. I was about ready to smash through the window with a brick when I realized how arousing it was watching them together. Anyways, by the time I was done pleasuring myself, I had calmed down enough not to assault them. So the next day when no one was home I poured astringent and acetone into all of her fish tanks killing $3000-$5000 worth of her exotic fish and eels. She cried and cried and still thinks it's her fault, and even though I might go to hell, I still smile everytime I think about it.

[Katylina]

Hehehe I guess Clare and I are going to go down burning together.


I felt like such shit after I did that. I relate, girl!!

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[keithy_19]

I've done nothing bad in my life. Ok, I'm lying, but I can't think of something I did that was really fucked up. Maybe being born?

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[Johnny Fontane]

So the next day when no one was home I poured astringent and acetone into all of her fish tanks killing $3000-$5000 worth of her exotic fish and eels.


I like that, but I don't think you're going to hell - killing fish & eels can't possibly be a sin.

However, you might go to hell for being a masturbating fool.

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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 3-11-04 @ 10:20 PM

[jax]

My family moved my jr yr in high school (mid term). Of course I didn't know anyone and the first day this really cute guy sat next to me on the afternoon bus. He actually talked to me and was really nice and I was so excited. As the grammer school kids were getting on the bus I noticed this little girl who was about 10 yrs old and she had a ton of make-up on. It was like an inch thick and I said to him holy shit how could her parents let her out of the house like that? He said that's my sister. I was like yeah right good one you almost had me there ha ha ha......... Yup it was really his sister. She had one of those port wine birth marks across half of her face and used special make-up to cover it.

[keithy_19]

What a bitch you are. :p

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[Justice4all]

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel....he hands the night manager 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"


I am going to hell for that joke.
SEE YOU ALL THERE!

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[Melrapuo]

I've done nothing bad in my life. Ok, I'm lying, but I can't think of something I did that was really fucked up. Maybe being born?

If you go to hell, you're gonna be forced to play this forever...

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[MattyBronx]

I refuse to share on the grounds that my post may be incriminating.

But trust me, I'm going to hell too.

On several charges.


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[newport king]

it's only really bad if you purposely made fun of these people.

i touched on this in a previous post. in my grammar school we had the "special" kids from the town all in this one school so what we would do at recess is give them either those warhead candies, super redhots, pepper gum or some other disgusting candy that would either burn your mouth really bad or something so sour you couldnt open your eyes. funny part was me and my friends would just laugh and laugh because the retarded kids are retarded kids after all and theres NO WAY retards spit out free candy. its as if they didn't know that the candy is what was causing them the discomfort. ahhhh good times.

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