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[keithy_19]

Found out that the pot smoking girl is seeing someone else. And that's great. Whatever. But something in me really wants to see her be miserable as long as I'm miserable. And the thing that really gets to me is that this kid is shy, like me, and she made the move on him. She never made a move on me. It makes me think all the tiems she said that she liked me that she was a fucking liar. What a bitch, maybe she'll choke on a joint...

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[Mike Teacher]

Anyone know where I can buy some Pot?

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[Tall_James]

Let it go. Move on. Other fish in the sea. All that.


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[Wormwood]

maybe she'll choke on a joint...


or his CACK!!!

sorry you probably dont want to hear that right now

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[Hosp]

How old is Keith?

I've seen you bitching about this chick before, and I know you were told to contain it to just one thread, becuase honestly, no one else cares. I think I saw somewhere that you're 15. If this is correct, then so what? You're young, you shouldn't be looking for the love of your life, and these things happen. If you can say you've learned something from whatever relationship you had with this girl, consider it a success and move on. You have plenty of time to meet someone else who will find new and interesting ways of breaking your heart.

Enjoy.

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[keithy_19]

I know I should move on. It's just that I remember the tiems she claimed to be in love with me, and now its starting to seem she didn't mean a word she said. That bothers me.

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[keithy_19]

I know I should move on. It's just that I remember the tiems she claimed to be in love with me, and now its starting to seem she didn't mean a word she said. That bothers me.

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[schmega]

she doesnt sound like much of a catch, and now you dont have to deal with her. so what're you upset about?

[Hosp]

So instead of moving on, your going to dwell on it making yourself miserable?

Good Choice.

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[Tall_James]

She's causing you to double-post! That treacherous shrew!


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[keithy_19]

No, it's not that I thought she was the love of my life. It's just that this is the first time I've questioned if she actually meant what she said.

All in all it is probably a good thing. I'll learn from this. It's just the fact that she pretty much lied to me and I believed every word that she said. The gullible bastard I am.

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[Hosp]

Were her lips moving? Then she was probably lieing.

Good lord, why am I so bitter?

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[Tall_James]

Here's a suggestion - choke her to death with your free Guinness bar towel then use the towel to dry your tears.


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[Jennitalia]

Found out that the pot smoking girl is seeing someone else. And that's great. Whatever. But something in me really wants to see her be miserable as long as I'm miserable. And the thing that really gets to me is that this kid is shy, like me, and she made the move on him. She never made a move on me. It makes me think all the tiems she said that she liked me that she was a fucking liar.



obviously. but we already told you that.

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[JohnnyCash]

Keith-move on. You will just be misserable as long as youre thinking of her. Let it go.

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Keithy,
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[Jack_Doff]

I bet this new guy smokes the reefer. And play guitar.

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[fluffernutter]

It's the bitches that'll getchas.

Or something like that.

Go listen to some really angry hardcore like Spit My Last Breath from blood For Blood. Anytime I would be rejected I would always listen to that and just beat the shit out of things. Really released alot and got out a lot of anger but still nbever got me the girl.

On second thought, kill her and be done with iut. Just make sure to hide the body well.

I thought there was only going to be one Keithy heartbreak thread. Kind of like a high school journal of my lost loves or something to that effect.

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[Yerdaddy]

It's times like this that it's best to focus on yourself. Find ways to take this experience and learn from it and make yourself better. And, if you work hard enough, and make yourself pretty enough, you can steal him away from her. Then you'll be happy.

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[Arienette]

wait a second... she's a bitch because she doesn't like you? that's great.

maybe there's a good reason why she doesn't like you. moreover, maybe there's just a good reason why she does like this other guy.

i didn't realize that people were automatically bitches because they decide they don't want to have sex with keithybobeefy. i guess i'm a big old bitch then, too.

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[StupidGirlllll]

She's causing you to double-post! That treacherous shrew!


You made me laugh TJ, thank you..

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[SatCam]

Can we keep this in one thread? I mean "what did silera say".

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[Snoogans]

keith you cant get hung up like this. if your gonna feel this bad everytime someone who hurt you is happy, your gonna have a pretty shitty life my friend.

things move in cycles. you seem to try to hard to make things go right, and it also makes it hurt that much more when it doesnt.
relax about things, take them as they come, and youll be fine

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[Reephdweller]

maybe there's a good reason why she doesn't like you. moreover, maybe there's just a good reason why she does like this other guy.



She probably sees all the qualities that we don't like about Keith as well.

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[sr71blackbird]

Keith, girls dont find guys who obsess on them attractive. In fact (I think I said this before..) they will adore you if you ignore them! Let her and her hippy trippy pot smoking crack head boyfriend ruin their lives, who needs a girl with a bad habit anyway? Theres million of em'!!

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[Snoogans]

they dont like, pressure, true.
but they wont necesarily adore him if he leaves her alone. it might just be a case where they arent right for each other, and should just go seperate ways. their are alotta girls keith, and others more to what your looking for. just forget her. trust me, she forgot about you already

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[Mike Teacher]

I like how KBB has utterly ignored the pleas to keep it in one thread, even in this thread. Maybe didn't notice; which would explain many things...

Keep trying kid; the law of averages is a fickle misstress...

And the pot thing? Get off it, there are a few thousand drugs; legal and non, i can name that do more harm. Not advocating smoking at your age; I'm advocating learning.

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[Hottub]

Keith, I feel for you, but remember... You are freakin' 15. When I was your age, all I worried about was the feel-up at the library, or one of the guys getting one of dad's Playboys.

Enjoy your youth, hit it when you can,savor the tittie-grab and the dry-hump...


Listen to Uncle hottub...

You ain't getting married for "15" years!!!


Have you jumped out of a plane yet?

Have you gone to Cancun and hit anything that moves? (with a condom, of course!!)

Have you gone on a drunken wekend at the Poconos with your closest friends?

Have you gone rock-climbing in Yosemite?


I did all of these things, and more, before I settled down with my loving wife.

Make a list, and do it all before you are ready to settle down.


FREAKIN 15!!!!


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[keithy_19]

Yea. Fuck her. I'm moving on. She only looked good in make up anyway.

And I wasn't pissed that she didn't like me. It just hit me that she lied to me. But that's ok.

I do have a picture of me and her that I can cut myself(because I look dapper in that photo) and I could either burn her, or throw darts at it. Which do you think?


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[keithy_19]

Good idea Hottub. I'm gunna make that list.

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[Hottub]

I do have a picture of me and her that I can cut myself(because I look dapper in that photo) and I could either burn her, or throw darts at it. Which do you think?


SCAN IT, POST IT, AND LET US FARK IT!!

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[keithy_19]

If only I had a scanner.

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[Snoogans]

guys, grow up

its not this chicks fault that she has feelings. so she doesnt feel for keith, your gonna post her pic and make fun of her? way to teach the kid something to live by

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[keithy_19]

Oh come on. I wasn't going to post the picture. And you couldn't make fun of her appearance or anything. And if she says something to me, I won't just ignore her. I'm good like that.

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[Reephdweller]

Yea. Fuck her. I'm moving on.


How many times have you said that across your numerous threads on the same topic?

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[fluffernutter]

How many times have you said that across your numerous threads on the same topic?


Countless and countless and it's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

...but for some reason there is nothing else going on in our pathetic little lives that this thread has managed to be hit 307 times since 3:39 pm.

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[keithy_19]

Wow. You guys really post a lot about something you don't care about.

And I really mean I'm moving on this time.

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[Snoogans]

keith, the fuckin point is, people have feelings.
they cant control them, she didnt have those feelings for you, and now your like fuck her, she's a bitch.
take responsibility. YOU had a chance and YOU fucked up, and she moved on. your fault, not hers, so dont blame her.

and im shocked at the rest of the board who does get on her just to rile you up. let iut go, she didnt do anything.

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[Arienette]

Listen to Uncle hottub...i had an uncle hottub. no matter how long i sat there, i could never get clean.

its not this chicks fault that she has feelings. so she doesnt feel for keith, your gonna post her pic and make fun of her? way to teach the kid something to live byfinally a voice of reason. thank you, snoogans.

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[DJEvelEd]

Stalk her! Rummage through her garbage and find her used cunt rags, then make a pretty heart shape with them on her window. Then fuck her dog and write your name on his fur with sperm. Drink magnesium and write her name in the snow with Diarrhea. Show her that you still love her AND you're crazy. She'll HAVE to fuck you. (and when you're banging her, burp up hotdogs and make her smell your ear wax) It worked for me!!! (right Sweeeeeetie???)

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[keithy_19]

I don't like her. It's just the fact that she lied to me all the times she said that she liked me.

I don't dislike her because she doesn't like me now. It's because she lied.

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[Snoogans]

I don't like her. It's just the fact that she lied to me all the times she said that she liked me.

she didnt lie to you tard.
she liked you, and YOU POSTED ON THIS VERY BOARD that you told her you couldnt chill cause she smoked.
after that she moved on. she didnt lie, she stopped liking you cause she thought you did. this is all because of what you did in the beginning. she didnt lie, and you are lying to yourself tryin to blame her. you made a mistake, you live with it, and move on.

stop being a kid, what im telling you is how men deal with shit.

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[Arienette]

she didnt lie, and you are lying to yourself tryin to blame herlisten to snoogans, he knows what he's talking about.

reading this thread i think we're all getting the idea of why she might have moved on. you really are being a whiny li'l shit.

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[Snoogans]

listen to snoogans, he knows what he's talking about.


and when you actually see that, you better damn well listen, cause its like when silent bob talks

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someone once said that its better to start fires than have relationships. they're far less destructive and just as exciting.

if that doesn't work try to do all this stuff from this song:

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
made you feel guilty, oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again
(chorus) What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do? I am the loser.
Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
while you were sleeping
I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister
(chorus) What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do? I am the loser.
Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
made you feel guilty, oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess, sorry I bled to death
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and besides... even though its tedious to hear you bitch about all these juvenile problems, people still give you advice because its happened to all of us.

just dont dwell on it. needy clingy and desparate are the cryptonite of any man or womans game.

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[Hottub]

way to teach the kid something to live by


Get w/ the program, Capt. Obvious. This is what we call...


"Tongue in Cheek"

Must I put a " ;) on every post??

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[keithy_19]

No, she didn't care that I didn't like her smoking. She had no problem with that. She said she would never smoke around me. She didn't want to go out because we got into a little fight over stupid shit that we put behind us. She said she didn't want us to get into another fight so even though she 'liked' me she didn't want to risk our 'friendship'.

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[Snoogans]

thats not a lie. that means she likes you, as a friend. and now has moved on with the strong feelings to someone else. you just can take being #2 in her feeling and so now she lied.
she didnt lie, she doesnt wanna not be friends, and now you cant even be friends because your being a tool about it.
if you thought she was cool, be her friend, and live with the fact she has a boyfriend. if you cant see her and move on, stop talkin to her. but go meet someone else, and spare us this.

go on fuckin friendster or walk around the mall or something, all thats at the mall is damn 14 yr old chicks

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[keithy_19]

Yea snoogs, 14 year old chicks. That all look like whores!


















































Actually that could be good...

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[Katylina]

Somehow this...


they will adore you if you ignore them


and this


when you're banging her, burp up hotdogs and make her smell your ear wax) It worked for me!!! (right Sweeeeeetie???)


... seem to go hand in hand.


14 year old chicks. That all look like whores!


Nahh- really hookers are banged up and cracked out looking (right Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeetie?)

Don't let her get you down, Keith. You'll find someome you will appreciate and who will appreciate you sooner or later. Just don't go looking for her, and she will fall into your lap one day when you least expect it (and hopefully when this happens are lips will fall directly on your cock as well).


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[mdr55]

better to have loved, than not love at all.

Now it's time to move on. There are other fish in the sea.

You'll find that special person, one day.

I like you as a friend and value our friendship.

Blah, Blah, Blah.

I feel your pain, man. You're really hurting now. How could she have done this to you? Let that anger and pain you are feeling build up. Revenge my dear friend is Sweet. So why don't you TRY and make that pothead girl jealous by going out and seeing someone else. Hook up with one of her friends or someone she hates. Ya....that'll teach her to mess with you! And she'll SUDDENLY realize that YOU are the MAN in her life (I mean Boy). Then once you HAVE her back, DUMP her to make her feel the way she is making you feel. Ah Love is a Bitter Sweet pill to swallow. But then again LOVE hurts. And you'll be going through your little "I hate that bitch, she lied to me" routine again.

BUT if you can't RIDE the ROLLERCOASTER of LOVE, get off and stop BITCHING and COMPLAINING about it. FIND another hobby, like FISHING or BIRD WATCHING, if you don't like the STRESS.

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[sr71blackbird]

they will adore you if you ignore them


I ment it like how if you shower them with affection and attention, they run away. Thats been my general experience. (At least when the relationship is new, once its established, its quite another thing) I just dont want the guy to get hurt, but I know some lessons can only be learned through pain. I was hurt like you are Keith maybe 20 times before I figured it out. I remember older guys trying to warn me and tell me what we are telling you, and I didnt think it was true either. Just try and chalk up what DOESNT work as what NOT to do next time.

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Well, the title of this thread IS called "bitch." Perhaps we could all bitch and moan here.

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[mdr55]

I just dont want the guy to get hurt, but I know some lessons can only be learned through pain.

SBird.....are you a chick???

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[keithy_19]

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Md, watch this bird.

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[sr71blackbird]

Also, your instincts that are telling you that her pot smoking is bad an all, are warning signs that youll eventually learn are indicating that there is something "wrong" with this one. By that I mean that if she has the tendency to gravitate towards that type of behavior, and it is something you dont approve of, it also means that she gives into her weaknesses (as you see them) and you should ask yourself if you really want a girl who doesnt have a handle on her self control. Just as women are attracted to guys who control their own desires.


SBird.....are you a chick???


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[mikeyboy]

I know you were told to contain it to just one thread, becuase honestly, no one else cares.


You were told this, Keith, by me. This board isn't your personal therapy session. If you insist on going on and on about some girl who will mean exactly dick to you in three years, keep it in one of the threads you already posted about this her. If you start just one more thread about her on this board I will be positively ecstatic as I punch out the keystrokes to send you on vacation.


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[mdr55]

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Md, watch this bird.


THAT's it my son, give in to the HATE!!!! Soon you shall be turned over to the DARKSIDE. Release the PAIN.


THERE, DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW. That's a nice pic. TOO BAD you don't have the guts to tell that to that girl......Oh wait, she dumped you, nevermind. My bat.





Sbird are you a chick?

I got confused reading your last post (due to the sentence and wording structure). Sorry about that dude.

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[keithy_19]

Md, I was gunna say 'watch this bird, faggot' but then realized that was just mean spirtited and isn't tolerated on this board.

Mikey, would it be a nice vacation? Like a trip to Disney World. I was there last summer and I wanna go back already. Amazing how great that place is.

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Md your silly. How could she dump me? Shes imaginary.


































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I will be positively ecstatic as I punch out the keystrokes


funny, you're the same way when you're punching the clown
;)

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[mdr55]

Md your silly. How could she dump me? Shes imaginary.


All this Drama for a relationship that was only in your head??? Now I understand. You just want attention. That's cool with me.



What ever happened to that other girl??? Not the potsmoking one. The one that you were friends with but you chose to go after the other girl (pothead)? Is she still in the picture (or am I getting confused with another post about relationships??)

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[mikeyboy]

I will be positively ecstatic as I punch out the keystrokes


funny, you're the same way when you're punching the clown
;)


GET AWAY FROM MY WINDOW!


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OKAY!

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Same time, right?

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maybe a few shakes before...

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[Katylina]

Can we make this the "official" KeithyBoBeefy relationship thread?

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Can we make this the "official" KeithyBoBeefy relationship thread?



i think he'd be much happier with his own forum.

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Still doing this bit?

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[Mike Teacher]

You were told this, Keith, by me. This board isn't your personal therapy session. If you insist on going on and on about some girl who will mean exactly dick to you in three years, keep it in one of the threads you already posted about this her. If you start just one more thread about her on this board I will be positively ecstatic as I punch out the keystrokes to send you on vacation.


Fucking A well told.

Grow the fuck up, Keith. You got something to say; put it in one of your old threads; we dont care.



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[sr71blackbird]

we dont care.


The sad thing is some of us do care, but he must not really have anyone he can express his frustrations to who can give him any kind of constructive advice. Its hard to tell if hes joking sometimes too, so thats why people say hes a dick and what not. It was 24 years ago that I was 15, so I dont remember what I was going through when I was his age, but I do remember that I kept asking older guys what they think, and they tore me up too, so I learned quick. Maybe its the reason we are ripping him up. Baptism by fire, so to speak.

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[Arienette]

looking through this thread again, i realized that all of us who are saying that we don't care (and, if you're anything like me actually don't care) managed to make this thread 3 pages long in like a day. i think from now on, those of us who don't care should not post in his stupid annoying threads anymore, as hard as it may be to contain our animosity. then maybe he'll shut up.

or mikeyboy can just send him on that aforementioned vacation.

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[mdr55]

What's wrong with venting? Let him vent all he wants if it makes him FEEL better. To us it might seem redundant....but remember, everyone here used to be his age too.

Hope your feeling better Keith. :)

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[Hottub]

Some of us do actually care, and want to give some sound advise, however, I do agree w/ Mikey about having 18 threads on the same subject. I will not post in this thread again.

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[TooCute]

Damn, and I thought this would be a trhead about Ann Coulter.

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[Jack_Doff]

I think that perhaps the board's fascination with Mr. BoBeefy has to do with some of us still trying to come to terms with the stupid awkward teen that most of us were. Now that we "know" all the answers, we can post them and pat ourselves on the back for how far we've come. With that being said, there's no need for a new thread each time.

I have also sent my information in and am eagerly awaiting my KeithyBoBeefy Big A.S.S. Card and wonder if there is any chance we can get him back on the air in NY.

[East Side Dave]

Damn, and I thought this would be a thread about Ann Coulter.



It still can be!! We just have to get her to meet Keith!! I'll sign up for kidnapping duty!!




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[Katylina]

but I do remember that I kept asking older guys what they think, and they tore me up too,



Wow-- the same thing happened to me when I was fourteen!

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This whole board needs to get laid.



hey.... im slut enough as it is.

between the girl who lives in my bed, strippers and various disney cast members....i get laid like woah.

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[Arienette]

I think that perhaps the board's fascination with Mr. BoBeefy has to do with some of us still trying to come to terms with the stupid awkward teen that most of us werei think my fascination is more of the compulsion to stare at a car wreck sort.

edit: ah, shit. i wasn't supposed to post here anymore. i forgot. my best friend jack doff tricked me.

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[Jack_Doff]

edit: ah, shit. i wasn't supposed to post here anymore. i forgot. my best friend jack doff tricked me.

Sorry, sweetie. Does this mean we have to get the matching "Best Friends Forever" tattoos removed?

[SatCam]

OK, you know what Keith, shut the face!

I'm starting a locky.

Locky!

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My friend who I really really really liked would never in a million years go out with me.We love eachother but not like that. I did, but she didn't. So I've had to learn to keep that at bay and tuck it away or let it out in a constructive way, which is why I write.

As for everyone being pissed at me, fuck off. Everything I post isn't agaisnt any of the rules. If you don't like what I say, or me, then don't read and comment.

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[Tall_James]

Damn, and I thought this would be a trhead about Ann Coulter

Or Eleanor Clift.


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[Katylina]

keep that at bay and tuck it away or let it out in a constructive way,


You're a poet and you didn't know it...

I totally agree with that philosophy. You would make a hot transvestite I bet!!

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Lock me Tender!!

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[Hottub]

Or Eleanor Clift.



or this bitch...

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Cliff Claven?

Lock me

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[Hosp]

As for everyone being pissed at me, fuck off. Everything I post isn't agaisnt any of the rules.

It is when you have been asked to not make new threads on the same topic.

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Lock Lock Lock....who's got the lock?


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L :gasp:ck!

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[mikeyboy]

Everything I post isn't agaisnt any of the rules. If you don't like what I say, or me, then don't read and comment.


Wrong. This is a forum for discussion, not your blog. (Speaking of blogs -- get one. You, more than anyone seem to need it) If people choose to state that they are sick and tired of your self-indulgent posts about every nuance of your personal life and repeated threads on the same topics, they are within their rights to do that, provided that their comments don't reach the level of personal attacks. Posting on this board is a privilege, not a right. Continue to abuse that privilege and you will find yourself on vacation.

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Hey-- you can go to Cancun... Ed loved it when he was there!

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[sr71blackbird]

http://www.artfinders.com/printart/gustafsons/images/goldilocks.jpg

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[East Side Dave]

This Locky's too hot!
This Locky's too cold!


But this Locky is juuuuuuust right lock it up!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[SatCam]

Today I had to chase a lock of geese out of the football field.

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/sc_sig.jpg align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</A> | <a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a> | <a href=http://www.robanddan.tk/>RobandDan.tk</a> | Thanks Monsterone![color=white]

[East Side Dave]

That reminds me of when Lockence Taylor broke Joe Locksman's leg on Monday Night Football!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://www.atrifleofthis.com/images/John_Locke_190.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://www.richstillwell.com/MISig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[East Side Dave]

I'm out! Happy St. Lockick's Day, everyone!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[sr71blackbird]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630549228X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[keithy_19]

This game is all too common..











































































...lock..

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/bravekeithy.jpg
Thanks to katylina...

[Reephdweller]

http://j3s.net/photolog/2002april/2002april07_cockblock.jpg

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[AngelAmy]

i want to start a new game

BAN

<img src="http://www.masterengraver.com/astronaut-banjo.jpg" width="250">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Tall_James]

http://www.livezone.com/girltalk/images/locker.gif


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Freakshow]

or this bitch...

http://www.cmgww.com/stars/clift/images/clift9.jpg

Montgomery Clift



Everybody say, "Is he all right?"
And everybody say, "What's he like?"
Everybody say, "He sure look funny."
That's...Montgomery Clift, honey!


<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Hottub]

Everybody say, "Is he all right?"
And everybody say, "What's he like?"
Everybody say, "He sure look funny."
That's...Montgomery Clift, honey!




Good job, Lockshow!

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/black47sig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://www.promised.com/3rdseason/headlock-sm.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://www.sifuchowwingchun.com/images/jpg/headlock.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://www.richstillwell.com/MISig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Hottub]

http://www.paramountcaviar.com/images/site_images/gravlox_sm.jpg

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/black47sig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[Freakshow]

<img src=http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/sports_photos/MLB/Rangers/hank_blaylock_JonathanDanie.jpg>

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Iamnotatool]

Lockey McLockerton

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://www.mazaltovpages.com/images/IMG_Shabbat/C_plates/4A2235307.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://www.richstillwell.com/MISig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[mdr55]

WOW!! Talk about thread killers.

Getting back to topic:

I went to the local Burger King. The girl who took my order was very hot looking but not too friendly. The other girl who gave me my order was okay looking but much more friendlier. She even smiled at me and asked me "do you want more ketchup" for crying out loud! The question is "What should I do?". Even though the hot looking girl was sort of bitchy I like her. But I also like the other girl who was okay looking and much more friendlier. My friend who knows the hot looking girl says that the girl smokes pot but I'm willing to overlook that. I'm so confused. I'd Die to got out with both of them. What would you do?

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!! ;)

This message was edited by mdr55 on 3-17-04 @ 1:20 PM

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m6/beneath-loch-ness-c.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://www.richstillwell.com/MISig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Hottub]

What would you do?


I'l lock this thread tighter than the Pope's poop-shoot!

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/black47sig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[Tall_James]

http://www.hoover.archives.gov/exhibits/HollywoodCowboys/television/DANBLOCKER.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Tall_James]

http://www.lamaroutdoor.com/shared/images/Testimonials/h-r-block.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Tall_James]

http://www.diannevetromile.com/CK82200B1.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Katylina]

What would you do?


I would point and laugh as the drool rolls down her chin and then hide her contact.




OOPS



wrong thread

<center>
<marquee>Need you. Dream you. Find you. Taste you. Use you. Scar you. Fuck you. Break you. I hope that we die holding hands. I'm addicted to you-- don't you know that you're toxic?</marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, monsterone and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[jeffdwright2001]

i want to start a new game
BAN


Just so AngelAmy has someone to play with.

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/74361/200.jpg

[Hottub]

http://www.ray-ban.com/whatsnew/Ray-Ban_WNBig.jpg

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/black47sig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[Freakshow]

I don't like ban-y. It's too hard.

<img src=http://www.gocontinental.com/photos2/bananarama2a.jpg>

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://www.ncgangcops.org/images/clothing/bandana.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://www.richstillwell.com/MISig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Tall_James]

http://www.defence.gov.au/news/armynews/editions/1079/images/hulk2.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Tall_James]

http://www.toedter.com/gallery/hawaii/images/banyan.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/Garyo/Avon_walk_banner.gif">

<IMG SRC="http://www.richstillwell.com/MISig.gif">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Tall_James]

http://www.coolofficesupplies.com/ProductImages/EB991631.GIF


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Freakshow]

<img src=http://www.angelfire.com/rnb/jsautographs/fleer02/124yan.jpg>

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Tall_James]

http://theband.hiof.no/home_brown_0802.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[AngelAmy]

better late than never :)

<img src="http://www.picdiary.com/misc/banana.jpg" width="400">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

This message was edited by AngelAmy on 3-17-04 @ 4:06 PM

[Melrapuo]

http://www.margherita.net/tempolibero/news/images/banderas.jpg

<img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/melrapuo_sig.jpg">
Thanks to Mikeyboy for the Sig
YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://www.band-aid.com/images/07_new_products/ready_organized_kit2.jpg

<IMG SRC=http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/deathmetalfuzzybutt.jpg>

She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[AngelAmy]

<img src="http://www.shamrocksnook.com/bannister.jpg">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[AngelAmy]

<img src="http://www.sudftw.com/rbb00318.jpg">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Tall_James]

http://www.ballcardz.com/images/bandosal.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[AngelAmy]

<img src="http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/taliban.jpg" height="300">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[ADF]

http://parlorsongs.com/insearch/deadzone/banjo.jpg

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[Furtherman]

http://www.bug-ban.com/images/BB_Mosq_Pgtop.gif

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7">
...with thanks to JustJon

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005Q2Y7.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

<IMG SRC=http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/deathmetalfuzzybutt.jpg>

She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[ADF]

http://webby.umeedu.maine.edu/coehd/sixties/bancroft.gif

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[ADF]

http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/b/images/banzai.jpg

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[ADF]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/c5/d9/121489-music-resized200.JPG

Ok, not as clever.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[AngelAmy]

<img src="http://singer.kettering.edu/jpeg/ban.jpg">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.crookedlettaz.com/cl4/cl4images/photos/dbfield8web.jpg

...or...

http://www.rumplehoots.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bizarre/david%20banner%20changes%20into%20hulk.jpg

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[AngelAmy]

<img src="http://www.hydromall.com/infocart_images/earthsfriend/bang.jpg">

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

This message was edited by AngelAmy on 3-17-04 @ 5:12 PM

[Reephdweller]

http://www.eyeballkid.co.za/bandito.jpg

Aye Aye Yigh Yigh Yigh....

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Reephdweller]

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/8/1/93-8340.jpg

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Reephdweller]

http://www.clkdesign.com/images/portfolio/re_banco.jpg

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Arienette]

Sorry, sweetie. Does this mean we have to get the matching "Best Friends Forever" tattoos removed? apparently, they really say "prostitute"... who knew?

we can at least keep the half heart charms.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aricheat.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>the moon, it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to gray
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
</center>

[SatCam]

oh, so this is how we're playing it, eh???

http://www.willieboats.com/Bin%20Ladin%20Images/TALI-BAN.jpg

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/sc_sig.jpg align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</A> | <a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a> | <a href=http://www.robanddan.tk/>RobandDan.tk</a> | Thanks Monsterone![color=white]

[East Side Dave]

Three-time Locky Champion demands Locky shut-down!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[mikeyboy]

The fix is on.

http://www.allstarz.org/~charliesheen/gallery/8menout/8out4.jpg

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)
I'm dull and too low-energy!