I always wipe my fingerprints...

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

like whenever I go to someone's house for the first time. I don't like to get my prints on their belongings. Sometimes I find myself saying in my mind "what if I have to kill this person, I can't have my prints in their place." I'll even wipe a glass i'm drinking from with a handkerchief if I know no one else is around. This is pretty sick huh?

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[mdr55]

So YOU"RE already planning to MURDER someone??? That's premeditated murder my good man!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

wear gloves

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[SatCam]

Put condums on your fingers.

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[Mike Teacher]

condums


hmmm. dunno, some punchlines just sorta write themselves...

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[TooCute]

Or better yet, finger cots!

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[serVice]

Sometimes I find myself saying in my mind "what if I have to kill this person, I can't have my prints in their place."

i had to laugh at this because i have thought the same thing on more than one occasion, and i have found myself wiping my prints off of places for that reason.

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[Emeril_Dice]

WHEN I'M WHIPPING UP A BATCH OF BABY BATTER AND I SPRAY DOWN SOME FILTHY ANIMAL, THERE'S TOO MUCH DNA EVIDENCE TO CLEAN UP. BAM A LOOGA LOOGA LOU, BAM A LOOGA LOOGA LOU, I'M OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!



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God Bless you sir.

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[East Side Dave]

I always wipe my fingerprints...


Who doesn't?!?! How do you think I was able to get another babysitting gig after my stint with the Ramsey's?!

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[keithy_19]

This is by far the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Sometimes I find myself saying in my mind "what if I have to kill this person, I can't have my prints in their place."


I'm serious. This is something I really think about.

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[monsterone]

obviously, you don't watch enough csi or those crime shows on the history channel. they look for hairs, skin fragments, etc...

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[Furtherman]

I'm serious. This is something I really think about.


You'd crap your pants if you were ever in the situation where you just might have to.


I'll even wipe a glass i'm drinking from with a handkerchief if I know no one else is around.


So you are over a friends house, and you are having some juice... do you wait until he leaves the room or to you drink from their glass in private so you can wipe the glass with anyone seeing you?

I call crap on your little habit. Nice try.

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[Neogoon]

Pish-tosh. Anyone who watches CSI (any flavor) or L&O: SUV knows that hair and fiber evidence is just as bad. Which is why I'm totally shaved and wear a tyvek jumpsuit.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i don't do THIS all the time, but I do think that maybe I will need to kill someone and how will I escape. Like where would I go and what would I do. I do actually have people that I've thought about killing, so yes it's quite specific and planned out to a degree.