Stickys St. Pats Spat Sportsbook

[stickyfingers]

Here are my official lines for the fights and the eggs.

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Lines:

Favorite..line....Underdog

JDubs pick'em El Jefe
MikeyD 5 to 1 Wonderboy
Tommy Pick'em Spoon

Cool Hand Luke Challenge:

Total number of Eggs eaten by Jen: o/u 26.5




Boxing Matchups with Measurements:

Overweight Division:

Line: Pick'em

J-Dubs
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 207
Reach: 87"
Hailing from the Motor City

vs.

El Jefe
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 204
Reach: 82"
Hailing from South of the Border


Middleweight Division:

Line: MikeyD 5 to 1 over Wonderboy

MikeyD
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 169
Reach: 81"
Hailing from Six Flags America

vs.

Wonderboy
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 165
Reach: 83"
Hailing from the mean streets of a private art school


Underweight Division:

Line: Pick 'em

Tommy 'the Knife'
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 148
Reach: 78"
Hailing from Obscurityville

vs.

Spoon
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 150
Reach: 79"
Hailing from the Silverware Drawer State




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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 3-16-04 @ 5:34 PM

[East Side Dave]

I know one- I'll bet a billionty dollars Crazy Jem doesn't finish egg challenge!

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[monsterone]

here's what i posted in the other thread:



monsterone: +2320
here's my left over money from the superbowl. here's what i'm betting:
Mikey D battle Wonderboy - $250 wb
Spoon takes on Tommy The Producer- $250 spoon
El Jefe against J-Dubs in a "Hair vs Tatt Match"- $250 dubbs
Crazy Jen in The Cool Hand Luke Challenge- $250 she doesn't do more than 20 eggs
$1000 spent.




all my bets stand, and i take jen in the under.



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[ADF]

I'm picking J-Dubs, Tommy, and Mikey D.. and I'm going way, <i>waaaaay</i> under on Crazy Jen.

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[jafter]

I have 2850 left from football season.

I will put 1500 on Jen and the under 26.5 eggs.

I will put 500 on Mikey D to defeat Wonderboy.
I will put 700 on Spoon to beat Bateman.
Since you are giving 5-1 on Wonderboy to beat Mikey D I will put the other 150 on Wonderboy.


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[stickyfingers]

Jafter and everyone else:

I hope you do realize that If you bet Mikey D you have to risk 1 to 5. So if you are putting 500 on mikeyd you are only going to win 100 and get your original 500 (that you bet back) for a total of 600.


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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 3-16-04 @ 6:56 PM

[Mike Teacher]

No offense but 26 1/2 for the over/under is Quite Optimistic.

EDIT: Mikey D wins KO 2
Spoon Wins KO 3
J-Dubs Wins KO 1
Jen eats Ten Eggs.

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 3-16-04 @ 7:21 PM

[AppleBoy]

$2600 left from the Super Bowl

$800 on J-Dubs to win
$800 on spoon to win
$1000 under 26.5 eggs eaten

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[ADF]

If I didn't bet last time, how much do I have? Whatever the case, I'd put half on Mikey D and half on the under with Crazy Jen.

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[monsterone]

oh god, i'm getting a al dukes feel about wonderboy... i still have money to spread around. when does the line close sticky?

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[newport king]

7000 on mikey d
6000 under on the eggs

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[TLM]

I'll put 1 million dollars on the guy I've never seen before.

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[mikeyboy]

100 on Mikey D
100 on Jefe
100 on Tommy Bateman
100 on the over for the eggs


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[zoom2457]

I'm picking J-Dubs, Tommy, and Mikey D.. and I'm going way, waaaaay under on Crazy Jen


ADF said it best. These are my picks too.

I bet the whole fake 1000 on the Crazy Jen under line.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

This message was edited by zoom2457 on 3-17-04 @ 11:31 AM

[Freakshow]

I'm new to the fake gambling so out of 1000:

150 on Wonderboy
300 on J-Dubs
200 on Spoon
100 on the over (what the hell, it's not real money, right?)



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Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Furtherman]

A shilling on Seabiscuit!!

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...with thanks to JustJon

[Kevmath]

250 each on Mikey D, Dubs, Bateman and under.

Kevin...



Walking around with your head in the clouds makes no sense at all. - Husker Du

[KennethC]

I'll wager 5 bootleg copies of "Autumn Song" that the Greek will beat the Geek.

I'll bet 20 chopsteaks from the Palm that "Retardo" clobbers "El Lardo."

I'll put up 30 Gainesburgers that the "Preacher" will emerge victorious over the "Creature."

Finally I'll bet the pair of sopping wet underpants Fez stole from little Tommy Sipes in middle school that the Terror of Trenton doesn't even get to 40 eggs, let alone 50.

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[stickyfingers]

the fix is in...those eggs were not even cooked...wonderboy does it again



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[Legolas]

nevermind
Ron: Are they lifeguards or lifepussies?!?!

This message was edited by Legolas on 3-17-04 @ 8:33 PM

[monsterone]

monsterone: +2320
here's my left over money from the superbowl. here's what i'm betting:
Mikey D battle Wonderboy + $250 wb (x 5)
Spoon takes on Tommy The Producer- $250 spoon (- $250)
El Jefe against J-Dubs in a "Hair vs Tatt Match"- $250 dubbs (+ $250)
Crazy Jen in The Cool Hand Luke Challenge(under) + $250
$1000 spent.


+2000 rf.net dollars
up $3320 bitches.

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[Freakshow]

So what do I win?

How does the pickem work?


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Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[stickyfingers]

Results:

Kevmath-

250 Mikey D (-250)
250 Dubs(+250)
250 Tom (+250)
250 under(cooked) eggs (+250)

started with: 1000
ends with: 1500 (+500)

Freakshow-

150 Wonderboy (+750)
300 J-Dubs (+300)
200 Spoon (-200)
100 over eggs (-100)

Started with: 1000
Ends with: 2100 (+1100)


Zoom2457-

1000 under eggs (+1000)

Started with: 1000
Ends with: 2000 (+1000)

Mikeyboy-

100 mikey d (-100)
100 Jefe (-100)
100 Tommy (+100)
100 over eggs (-100)

started with: 1000
ends with: 800 (-200)

newport king-

7000 mikey d (-7000)
6000 under eggs (+6000)

overall for day: -1000

powerdump-

800 Dubs (+800)
800 spoon (-800)
1000 under eggs (+1000)

started with: 2600
ends with: 3600 (+1000)

Jafter-

1500 under eggs (+1500)
500 Mikey D (-500)
700 spoon (-700)
150 wonderboy (+750)

started with: 2850
ends with: 3900 (+1050)

Monsterone:

What you said



good job guys...you saw my over zealous line on the eggs



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[Freakshow]

Ends with: 2100

Woohoo!

I'm spend all my imaginary winnings on imaginary hookers and cocaine.

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Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[jafter]

good job guys...you saw my over zealous line on the eggs


I think if the eggs were cooked a bit more she may have hit 25-30.

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