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CrazyClare
03-16-2004, 02:26 PM
My midterm for one of my classes is tommrow. My teacher thought it would be cute to remind us not to come in drunk. He said "you know how my ancestors are".
No I dont. The Irish being drunks is a stupid sterotype that Irish Americans embrace. HAHA im Irish, thats why I like to drink. No you like to drink because your an alcoholic. Im pretty sure the consumption of alcohol is found in cultures all over the world. Its ignorant to equate it with Irishness. Its not even a good sterotype; like black guys havign big dicks. Yes lets perpetuate the sterotype that the Irish are all alcoholics. Everyone gets drunk to be "a little Irish"
Hey while were at it lets all drink Kool-aid on Martin Luther King day.
We can all get our yard work done on Cinco Day Mayo (sp?)
And while everyones at the Puerto Rican Day Parade we can shop around for new hubcaps.





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Gmann
03-16-2004, 02:31 PM
Drink after your mid-term...then you wont show up drunk. Problem solved

DarkHippie
03-16-2004, 02:31 PM
That was awesome!

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reeshy
03-16-2004, 02:32 PM
So what do we do to celebrate Michael Jackson Day?????

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03-16-2004, 02:39 PM
who the hell gave Micheal Jackson a day?

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FUNKMAN
03-16-2004, 02:39 PM
yeah, and i've never bent spaghetti

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TheMojoPin
03-16-2004, 02:55 PM
Boy, I sure hate potatos and terrorist bombings.

Naaaaaaah, who am I kidding? UP WITH IRISH!

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Dudeman
03-16-2004, 03:14 PM
you forgot the end of your post:
"this has been my crazatorial, thank you"


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Hottub
03-16-2004, 05:03 PM
Boy, I sure hate potatos and terrorist bombings.


Rude and Rude!!

Pogue mahone, Bitch :p

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East Side Dave
03-16-2004, 05:11 PM
I know everyone's going to the fight on Wednesday, but if anyone is actually gonna be in NYC I have two extra tickets if anyone wants 'em to Black 47 at B.B. King's 'cause I have red hair, and am Irish, and I like getting drunk AND shopping around for new hubcaps!! Oh, Mikeyboy, the pipe's, the pipe's are calllllin'!

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Hottub
03-16-2004, 05:15 PM
Black 47... Holy f'ing S!!
These lads rock so fuckin' hard!!

I can't go, but if ANYBODY can, take these tix ASAP

Saw these boys ttwice. HOLY SHIT!!

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JAMES CONNOLLY
Marchin' down O'Connell Street with the Starry Plough on high
There goes the Citizen Army with their fists raised in the sky
Leading them is a mighty man with a mad rage in his eye
"My name is James Connolly - I didn't come here to die

But to fight for the rights of the working man
And the small farmer too
Protect the proletariat from the bosses and their screws
So hold on to your rifles, boys, and don't give up your dream
Of a Republic for the workin' class, economic liberty"

Then Jem yelled out "Oh Citizens, this system is a curse
An English boss is a monster, an Irish one even worse
They'll never lock us out again and here's the reason why
My name is James Connolly, I didn't come here to die....."

And now we're in the GPO with the bullets whizzin' by
With Pearse and Sean McDermott biddin' each other goodbye
Up steps our citizen leader and roars out to the sky
"My name is James Connolly, I didn't come here to die...

Oh Lily, I don't want to die, we've got so much to live for
And I know we're all goin' out to get slaughtered, but I just can't take any more
Just the sight of one more child screamin' from hunger in a Dublin slum
Or his mother slavin' 14 hours a day for the scum
Who exploit her and take her youth and throw it on a factory floor
Oh Lily, I just can't take any more

They've locked us out, they've banned our unions, they even treat their animals better than us
No! It's far better to die like a man on your feet than to live forever like some slave on your knees, Lilly

But don't let them wrap any green flag around me
And for God's sake, don't let them bury me in some field full of harps and shamrocks
And whatever you do, don't let them make a martyr out of me
No! Rather raise the Starry Plough on high, sing a song of freedom
Here's to you, Lily, the rights of man and international revolution"

We fought them to a standstill while the flames lit up the sky
'Til a bullet pierced our leader and we gave up the fight
They shot him in Kilmainham jail but they'll never stop his cry
My name is James Connolly, I didn't come here to die...."












































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03-16-2004, 05:17 PM
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billyio
03-16-2004, 06:32 PM
I agree Clare. I suppose that after awhile, some people just end up embracing negative stereotypes. Look at those Italians who pretend like they're mobsters. Why perpetuate the shitty things about the nationality that you have inherited? What a world.

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03-16-2004, 06:57 PM
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BoondockSaint
03-16-2004, 07:14 PM
Black 47... Holy f'ing S!!
These lads rock so fuckin' hard!!

I can't go, but if ANYBODY can, take these tix ASAP

Saw these boys ttwice. HOLY SHIT!!

JAMES CONNOLLY
Marchin' down O'Connell Street with the Starry Plough on high
There goes the Citizen Army with their fists raised in the sky
Leading them is a mighty man with a mad rage in his eye
"My name is James Connolly - I didn't come here to die

But to fight for the rights of the working man
And the small farmer too
Protect the proletariat from the bosses and their screws
So hold on to your rifles, boys, and don't give up your dream
Of a Republic for the workin' class, economic liberty"

Then Jem yelled out "Oh Citizens, this system is a curse
An English boss is a monster, an Irish one even worse
They'll never lock us out again and here's the reason why
My name is James Connolly, I didn't come here to die....."

And now we're in the GPO with the bullets whizzin' by
With Pearse and Sean McDermott biddin' each other goodbye
Up steps our citizen leader and roars out to the sky
"My name is James Connolly, I didn't come here to die...

Oh Lily, I don't want to die, we've got so much to live for
And I know we're all goin' out to get slaughtered, but I just can't take any more
Just the sight of one more child screamin' from hunger in a Dublin slum
Or his mother slavin' 14 hours a day for the scum
Who exploit her and take her youth and throw it on a factory floor
Oh Lily, I just can't take any more

They've locked us out, they've banned our unions, they even treat their animals better than us
No! It's far better to die like a man on your feet than to live forever like some slave on your knees, Lilly

But don't let them wrap any green flag around me
And for God's sake, don't let them bury me in some field full of harps and shamrocks
And whatever you do, don't let them make a martyr out of me
No! Rather raise the Starry Plough on high, sing a song of freedom
Here's to you, Lily, the rights of man and international revolution"

We fought them to a standstill while the flames lit up the sky
'Til a bullet pierced our leader and we gave up the fight
They shot him in Kilmainham jail but they'll never stop his cry
My name is James Connolly, I didn't come here to die...."


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Gmann
03-16-2004, 07:18 PM
. Look at those Italians who pretend like they're mobsters. Why perpetuate the shitty things about the nationality that you have inherited?



You have no idea how many italian kids there are in my neighborhood who think theyre all "connected" or know somebody who is. They act all gumba when they hang out with their friends....make racist remarks....and then listen to rap music. Cant stand that shit.

monsterone
03-16-2004, 07:19 PM
it's the same thing with every race. black people get pissed if you say they like fried chicken and pineapple soda, but have no problem with the big dick stereotype.

the irish have no problem with the drinking and fighting image, but have a huge problem with the irish curse story.

and don't worry girls, i might be irish, black irish. damn, my knee itches... oh wait, that's not my knee...

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TheMojoPin
03-16-2004, 08:20 PM
Here's a photo of me after a typical night down at the Ol' Brogue.

It's like being a werewolf...but uglier.

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03-16-2004, 11:51 PM
Party.

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reeshy
03-16-2004, 11:57 PM
Mojo's a pretty, pretty boy!!!!!!

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reeshy
03-17-2004, 12:34 AM
OK- St. Patrick's Day has started for me...Half a bottle of Jameson has just hit the spot....more to go... film at eleven...see you's at 68th and Fifth at 11:30....bring a gun...!!!!!!

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IrishAlkey
03-17-2004, 12:48 AM
I don't drink.

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03-17-2004, 12:49 AM
In between drinks...

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irishkb
03-17-2004, 03:25 AM
Hope everyone has a nice drunken day today... don't over do it... and don't under do it.... Here is to drinking green beer.... yummmmm

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Mike Teacher
03-17-2004, 04:24 AM
Bad News: I wont be drinking

Good News: Just stepped off the scale, another 5 pounds gone. Sweet.

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jeffdwright2001
03-17-2004, 04:54 AM
Good News: Just stepped off the scale, another 5 pounds gone. Sweet.

That's odd. You only weigh 5 pounds?

Hottub
03-17-2004, 04:59 AM
You must look better than Anna Nicole by now!

Great job, Mike.

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Hosp
03-17-2004, 05:25 AM
The unfunny always depend on stereotypes when they're trying too hard to be funny.

Just go to Your Mom's Box for examples.

Being a NY Mutt (1/4 Irish, 1/4 Italian, 1/2 Russian) I hear a lot of them but get associated with only the Russian stuff because of my last name. It's funny to me. But Racism is Racism.

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03-17-2004, 06:17 AM
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irishkb
03-17-2004, 06:19 AM
100% irish... go figure.. i will be drinking as soon as i get out of work.....

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Katylina
03-17-2004, 06:21 AM
I hate when St. Patrick's day lands on a weekday. I think we're going out for corned beef and cabbage and maybe to a local bar.

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Hottub
03-17-2004, 06:30 AM
Am I perpetuating a stereotype?
I'm Irish, I like beer.

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Jennitalia
03-17-2004, 06:31 AM
I'm just not into St Patty's Day this year...maybe because of the snow. Maybe because it falls on a Wednesday this year.
Oh, and I'm half Italian, half Irish



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Furtherman
03-17-2004, 06:48 AM
I'll be seeing The Skells in NYC this afternoon! Great day for the Irish!

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TheMojoPin
03-17-2004, 07:16 AM
I'm already having the explosive poops.

UP WITH IRISH!

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Johnathan H Christ
03-17-2004, 08:59 AM
as she wheeled her wheel barrow
throught the streets wide and narrow
crying cockels and muscles
alive alive oh

i miss hearing my gramdpa sing that

happy st patty's

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JustJon
03-17-2004, 09:50 AM
Clare, whenever a teacher says something like that, bring a beer to the exam. Be sure to take swigs during said test.

And I'm a huge Black '47 fan. I try to see them every St. Pat's Day, but won't be going tonight because my friend has to work.

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Tall_James
03-17-2004, 09:54 AM
I LOVE MY NEW JOB !!!! My boss just walked in with a case of Guinness for the office! F'ing brilliant!

A shame I don't have my free towel.


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Hottub
03-17-2004, 10:04 AM
I LOVE MY NEW JOB !!!! My boss just walked in with a case of Guinness for the office! F'ing brilliant!


That sounds Awesome. Guinness at work.



A shame I don't have my free towel.


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DeltaPin
03-17-2004, 02:10 PM
Got any Irish in ya'?











You want some.

Hope everyone has a nice drunken day today... don't over do it... and don't under do it.... Here is to drinking green beer.... yummmmm

Now this always puzzled me. Why the Hell would I want to drink green beer. I'll take my Guinness thank you, and when I'm done I'll wipe my face with my towel. Oh shit, the bitch never came.



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East Side Dave
03-18-2004, 06:15 AM
Well, we had fun; I looked around for any of you bastards to give the tickets to but alas I could not find ye....so I accosted a small black man who I claimed was "Mojo Pin."..."Take these tickets, Mojo!!!" I exclaimed. "OK!" he joyfully replied and we went inside and we drank and talked about things that made me think "this is not MojoPin."

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TheMojoPin
03-18-2004, 08:23 AM
"This is not your beautiful wife!"

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DarkHippie
03-18-2004, 09:16 AM
Mojo, you're dave's wife?

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TheMojoPin
03-18-2004, 09:25 AM
What, you and your buddy Bush gonna hate on OUR love, too?!?

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irishkb
03-18-2004, 09:28 AM
Now this always puzzled me. Why the Hell would I want to drink green beer. I'll take my Guinness thank you, and when I'm done I'll wipe my face with my towel. Oh shit, the bitch never came.


you drink the green beer just to say that you did.. then you drink the guiness and the shots of jamison..

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