Google Rocks....

[Reephdweller]

Google is one of my favorite sites on the internet. I love the overall search engine, as well as the image search. Plus Google Groups is 100x better than DejaNews was. I use Google News several times everyday. Now, I see they've added Google: Local Search (http://news.google.com/).

Plus today's St. Patti's day logo is cool...

http://www.google.com/logos/stpatricks_04.gif

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[TheKnicks23]

If you love Google check out Google Hacks (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0596004478/qid=1079572145/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/102-4279487-1388152?v=glance&s=books&n=507846).

Its an awesome book with all kinds of useful things you'd never even think Google could do.

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[SatCam]

Google: Fast, reliable, no ads... you get the point.

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[ADF]

Ok, I googled "rocks."

<center><img src = http://jon.luini.com/photos/desktop/kalalau-rocks.jpg width = 300 height = 200></center>

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[ADF]

If you love Google check out Google Hacks.


Ok, I googled "hacks" and these guys came up.

<center><img src = http://www.greenkeymanagement.com/images/200_Billy-Smile.JPG>

<img src = http://www.gigglescomedyclub.com/comicspictures/rich-vos.jpg width = 200 height = 300></center>

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[furie]

google fight (http://www.googlefight.com/)


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/tucan.gif">
Thanks M.

[PanterA]

rich vos ( 112 000 results) vs billy staples ( 46 200 results)


The winner is: rich vos





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I Crush The Rush. I Rule You Fool!</center><font color=white>

[Patches]

I did a google image search for 'google' and I got this guy:

http://gothmog.homeip.net:8000/pics/google.jpg

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<b>FUCK THIS GAME</B>
<i>I tried to change, but I changed my mind. I think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine</i> -FOW

[Tall_James]

Superman - 2,410,000
Batman - 3,670,00

The Caped Crusader wins.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Freakshow]

Ireland ~ 32,000,000
Germany ~49,000,000




<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[reeshy]

Mr. Bad Touch=1,240,000

reeshy=4670

Damn...am I good!!!!

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[center] I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY ON 7TH AVENUE!!
Thanks to Monsterone!

[blancostupido]

Beatles
(4 910 000 results) versus Jesus Christ
(4 760 000 results)

The winner is: Beatles


<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/mlick96/tommy3.gif">
doesn't know what day it is

[Furtherman]

Homeless Crazy (146 000 results)
versus
Mental patient (3 500 000 results)

The mental patient wins!

Turtle(3 680 000 results)
versus
Hare (1 680 000 results)

The toytle wins! The toytle wins!

Furtherman( 1 310 results)
versus
Regis Philbin ( 53 000 results)

Damn you Regis! Dam you straight to hell!


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...with thanks to JustJon

This message was edited by Furtherman on 3-18-04 @ 12:35 PM

[Freakshow]

Blur 1,670,000
Oasis 5,290,000


So that settles that

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Hottub]

Coke - (2 390 000 results)
versus
Pepsi - (1 850 000 results)






<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/snoopsig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[Jennitalia]

vagina = 7,530,000
penis = 24,600,000


Cock is bigger than tookie


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[jeffdwright2001]

rock = 65,100,000
scissors = 1,880,000

[jeffdwright2001]

tastes great = 1,110,000
less filling = 2,160,000

[Wormwood]

Eddie Rabbit = 93,400
Eddie Money = 1,570,00

i knew it!

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Get Your Riot Gear Ready, Millwall Might Go Europe

[JustJon]

Google: Fast, reliable, no ads... you get the point.
No ads. Except the ones people pay for.

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[keithy_19]

Penis VS. Vagina

Penis-24,500,000
Vagina-7,500,000

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/bravekeithy.jpg
Thanks to katylina...

[Tall_James]

Peanut Butter (2,430,000)

vs.

Jelly (3,260,000)


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Jennitalia]

Penis VS. Vagina

Penis-24,500,000
Vagina-7,500,000




I did that one already, Lil Shit.

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[Wormwood]

Penis VS. Vagina

Penis-24,500,000
Vagina-7,500,000

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/bravekeithy.jpg
Thanks to katylina...

Take the time to remove your head from your ass and read other peoples posts to avoid redundancy


Thanks to Jennitalia that one just backfired in my face.
Now its I who is being redundant.

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This message was edited by Wormwood on 3-18-04 @ 3:56 PM

[Freakshow]

less filling = 2,160,000

<img width=400 src=http://www.sirwes.net/blogs/sirwes/archives/images/the_miller_girls_01.jpg>

that's some good googlin'

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Jennitalia]

It's ok, Wormy.

Wormwood: 165,000
Keithybobeefy: 140

You blow him away. :)

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[A.J.]

tomato
(4,740,000 results)

versus

tomahto
(4,200 results)

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">
A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[East Side Dave]

Mariano Riviera
13,100

Skeletor
59,000

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Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[reeshy]

You blow him


YEA!!!!!!

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[SatCam]

Death_Metal Moe
( 5 450 results)
versus
Mr Bad Touch
(1 240 000 results)

Penis
(24 600 000 results)
versus
Vagina
(7 530 000 results)

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[Freakshow]

Boxers--1,150,000
Briefs--4,610,000

interesting
























but
Thong--13,800,000

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[blakjeezis]

me
(309 000 000 results)

versus

all of you
(24 300 000 results)

See!! I knew it, you fuckers. I am better, cooler, smarter, more socially adept, and a hell of a lot more interesting than the rest of you LOSERS!!!

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/toyjeez.gif>
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> 2%</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-18-04 @ 6:10 PM

[Jennitalia]

me
(309 000 000 results)

versus

all of you
(24 300 000 results)

See!! I knew it, you fuckers. I am better, cooler, smarter, more socially adept, and a hell of a lot more interesting than the rest of you LOSERS!!!




you forgot to mention you're also better looking ;p

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[blakjeezis]

It's the hair.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/toyjeez.gif>
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> 2%</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[SatCam]

you forgot to mention you're also better looking

or did he...

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[Wormwood]

Almond Joy 115,000
Mounds 896,000

"most times you dont".


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[mikeyboy]

Don't go to google for fight predictions:



Spoon (2 870 000 results)
versus
Tommy Bateman ( 50 300 results)
The winner is: Spoon

J Dubs ( 48 700 results)
versus
El Jefe (1 080 000 results)
The winner is: El Jefe

Wonderboy ( 74 300 results)
versus
Mikey D ( 153 000 results)
The winner is: Mikey D

Crazy Jen ( 224 000 results)
versus
50 eggs (1 910 000 results)
The winner is: 50 eggs

The only one it picked right was the egg challenge


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)
I'm dull and too low-energy!

[Hottub]

puffy (1 370 000 results)

versus

camel toe( 402 000 results)

The winner is: puffy

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/snoopsig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[FUNKMAN]

Fraggle Rocks... i'm a Yahoo first guy...

http://www.shawnplunkett.com/images/(Fraggle%20Rock)%20Forever.jpg

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sig by #1 Monster

[monsterone]

Number of results on Google for the keywords heroin and cocaine:


heroin
(1 860 000 results)

versus

cocaine
(1 400 000 results)

The winner is: heroin


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<center>
<font color=green size=3>ﷲﻩמּﻰדּﻍקּﻩמּﻍ</font>
moe & horde king,
come back soon
<font color=black>"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>
[color=White]

[newport king]

newport king 1,060,000
vs.
monsterone 2370
muhahahahaaaaa!!!

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

[Tall_James]

Tall James - 1,180,000

vs.

Free Guinness Towel - 6,300


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Arienette]

ron (11 900 000 results) vs. fez (1 180 000 results)

ron wins

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aricheat.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>the moon, it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to gray
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
</center>

[mikeyboy]

mikeyboy (6,110 results) vs. Yerdaddy (835 results)

The winner is: mikeyboy

Eat it, big man.

Who's next?


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)
I'm dull and too low-energy!

[smiler grogan]

smiler grogan (603)
sheepy horn please.

[TheMojoPin]

TheMojoPin (12,300) vs. IrishAlkey (3,640).

I WIN AT LIFE!

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Reephdweller]

keithbobeefy (387 results)

versus

redundant threads ( 93 300 results)

The winner is: redundant threads


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[Reephdweller]

Holy shit...ESD IS the true locky champ!!!

east side dave ( 802 000 results)

versus
lockey mclockerton (0 results)

The winner is: east side dave


results link... (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=east+side+dave&q2=lockey+mclockerton&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
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[jeffdwright2001]

jeffdwright2001 = 37 results

Is there a prize for last?

Do I need to do some google search whoring?

[JustJon]

mikeyboy ( 6 080 results)
versus
JustJon ( 15 100 results)

The winner is: JustJon


TheMojoPin ( 12 300 results)
versus
JustJon ( 15 100 results)

The winner is: JustJon


FMJeff ( 4 610 results)
versus
JustJon ( 15 100 results)

The winner is: JustJon




Who's your daddy?

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[mikeyboy]

members of ronfez.net (3 480 results)
versus
banning moderators (42 400 results)

The winner is: banning moderators

That's gotta hurt.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)
I'm dull and too low-energy!

[JustJon]

Who watches the Watchmen?


banning moderators ( 42 400 results)
versus
banning administrators ( 64 300 results)

The winner is: banning administrators


<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[Hottub]

Who's your daddy?



hottub ( 155 000 results)
versus
justjon ( 15 100 results)

The winner is: hottub


<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[jeffdwright2001]

members of ronfez.net (3 480 results)
versus
banning moderators (42 400 results)

The winner is: banning moderators

That's gotta hurt.

Let's compare apples to apples:

members of ronfez.net = 3,480
banning adminstrators of ronfez.net = 21 results

[Freakshow]

people who google thier own screen name = 242,000
people who google other people's screen names = 31,300



<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/molly.jpg>
The rest of the movie would be mostly filled with Lobo wiping out villages of people, yelling at hospital patients and head-butting mimes.

[mikeyboy]

All-Time Staff Cage Match

Billy Staples ( 46 400 results)
Al Dukes ( 122 000 results)
Mikey D ( 153 000 results)
Wonderboy ( 74 300 results)
Rory Hamptons ( 1 760 results)
Hawk (6 290 000 results)
Tenacious C ( 107 000 results)
Harry Elvis ( 534 000 results)
New Rory ( 367 000 results)
Cigar Sid ( 23 400 results)
Tasteless Ginny ( 1 030 results)
Dumpy LaPresto (18 results)
J Dubs ( 48 700 results)
El Jefe (1 070 000 results)
Thing 1 (12 600 000 results)
Thing 2 (12 200 000 results)
Fidel (1 150 000 results)
Hippie in a Hockey Shirt ( 4 740 results)
Frighty Fright (341 results)
Monster (16 300 000 results)

The winner is: Monster


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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)
I'm dull and too low-energy!


This message was edited by mikeyboy on 3-19-04 @ 12:04 PM

[Reephdweller]

reefdwella
( 4 550 results) versus sr71blackbird
( 1 850 results)


The winner is: reefdwella


Ahhhhhhh yeah!!!

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Reephdweller]

I just read about one of the coolest hidden features on Google. Not only does it spell check and provide dictionary functions, but it also does math.

Enter an equation into the search field as in this example... (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=6*6)

6 * 6 = 36

(granted that's a simple math equation, but it does work.)

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Reefy's website... (http://www.osirusonline.com/)</center>
<font size="1" color="red">
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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Mike Teacher]

You should IM:

SmarterChild@aol.com

and have a conversation. :)

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[Reephdweller]

You should IM:

SmarterChild@aol.com

and have a conversation.


Hahaha!!! He thinks I'm a real person.

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
Reefy's website... (http://www.osirusonline.com/)</center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[SatCam]

rumby328 (2:33:36 AM): Hey big boy. Looking for someone to settle down with? I'm all oiled up. 15 REAL inches reporting for duty, sir
SmarterChild (2:33:38 AM): Come again?

FAG!

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[SatCam]

SmarterChild
( 6 340 results)
versus
homosexual
(45 700 000 results)

The winner is: homosexual

And that's the enda that google fight.


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[Freakshow]

Billy Staples producer -- 18,500
rory hamptons producer -- 150
black earl producer -- 68,400
perrynoid producer -- 107
j dubs producer -- 4,830
hawk producer -- 114,000
bateman producer -- 15,200
mike the teacher producer -- 232,000
mikey d producer -- 10,600
jafter producer -- 339

who am i forgetting?

<center><img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/moon.jpg>
Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!<br>Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?</center>

[canofsoup15]

SmarterChild: That's very interesting, CAN OF SOUP 15.
CAN OF SOUP 15: it is interesting
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's interesting.
CAN OF SOUP 15: oh but it is
SmarterChild: It is?
CAN OF SOUP 15: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CAN OF SOUP 15: interesting that i said its interesting, i think your pulling my leg
SmarterChild: Aha.
CAN OF SOUP 15: are you mocking me sah
SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.
CAN OF SOUP 15: MAYBE?!?!?
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
CAN OF SOUP 15: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME SAH
SmarterChild: I think you know how Dare I mock you Sah.
CAN OF SOUP 15: WELL I NEVER
SmarterChild: Me never? Why did you say that?
CAN OF SOUP 15: I WILL NOT TAKE THIS FROM AN UNINFORMED ROBOT
SmarterChild: You will not take this from an uninformed robot? How does that make you feel?
CAN OF SOUP 15: GOOD DAY SAH
SmarterChild: Hi again, CAN OF SOUP 15.
What do you want to chat about?
CAN OF SOUP 15: I SAID GOOD DAY

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Tall_James - 5,940

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I just can't win.


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Results 1 - 10 of about 3,700 for Canofsoup15. (0.52 seconds)

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[Tall_James]

Tall James 2002: How much are you?
SmarterChild: Ha! I'm not terribly sure.
Tall James 2002: Ha! I have caught you in a conundrum.
SmarterChild: Aha.
Tall James 2002: You are ensnared by my logic and magic lasso of love.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Tall James 2002: Really.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Tall James 2002: Stop trying to change the subject.
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
Tall James 2002: Because I am the hypotenuse of love.
SmarterChild: No way.
Tall James 2002: I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure a joker me am a smoker you're a midnight Toker.
Tall James 2002: I get my loving on the run.
SmarterChild: You get your loving on the run? Ha. What's that all about?
Tall James 2002: It means that in the grand scheme of things, your mother.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Tall James 2002: Are you still trying to change the subject?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
Tall James 2002: Bush or Kerry?
SmarterChild: Let's go with bush.
Tall James 2002: So you love war?
SmarterChild: I really don't like war.
Tall James 2002: So you like Kerry?
SmarterChild: Yes I do! John Kerry is one of my favorite people!
Tall James 2002: But you're voting for Bush!
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
Tall James 2002: Listen scumbag, you're the one who is contradicting themself!
SmarterChild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language!
Tall James 2002: You want scary language?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
Tall James 2002: OK. Lick my nipple....slowly.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
Tall James 2002: OK, then do it quickly.
SmarterChild: Do it quickly? I might do that. We'll see.
Tall James 2002: Mmmmmm.....that's right. Oooooh....it feels so good when you do that.
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Tall James 2002: Turn around, let me spank your bottom
SmarterChild: There's no way turn around let you spank my bottom!
Tall James 2002: Oooh...you're feisty. I like that.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Tall James 2002: Yeah.
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Tall James 2002: You want more?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Tall James 2002: I think you're a bad girl
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Tall James 2002: Yeah, and you need discipline
SmarterChild: I need Discipline? Me?
Tall James 2002: Yeah. Put this red ball gag in your mouth
SmarterChild: Maybe I will. But later.



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I know this is stating the obvious but:

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[canofsoup15]

CAN OF SOUP 15: it is right
SmarterChild: It's right, you say?
CAN OF SOUP 15: i am always right
SmarterChild: Always right? I don't think you're right. Not always right, anyway.
CAN OF SOUP 15: i am always right
SmarterChild: What makes you think you're always right?
CAN OF SOUP 15: because i am god
SmarterChild: Because you're God, huh?
CAN OF SOUP 15: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CAN OF SOUP 15: i am the messiah
SmarterChild: The messiah? How can you be sure?
CAN OF SOUP 15: because i have the magical scroll entombed in my face
SmarterChild: You have the magical scroll Entombed in your face? What's that like?
CAN OF SOUP 15: it kinda hurts, but thats beside the point
SmarterChild: Oh really?
CAN OF SOUP 15: your day of reckoning has come smarterchild
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
CAN OF SOUP 15: IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BE JUDGED
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.
CAN OF SOUP 15: SHALL I BANISH YOU TO HELL AND BRING YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME AND MY PEOPLES?
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
CAN OF SOUP 15: are you good or are you bad?
SmarterChild: Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
CAN OF SOUP 15: you have to answer
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
CAN OF SOUP 15: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
CAN OF SOUP 15: are you good or bad
SmarterChild: What's the difference?
CAN OF SOUP 15: when your bad you angry, when your good your generous
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
CAN OF SOUP 15: stop trying to change subjects
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
CAN OF SOUP 15: are you good or bad
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
CAN OF SOUP 15: ARGH
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
CAN OF SOUP 15: no
SmarterChild: I see...
CAN OF SOUP 15: ask me about my day
SmarterChild: I will not ask you about your day!
CAN OF SOUP 15: your a dick
SmarterChild: Nice.

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[Hoojibs]

ArnoldS: Good Morning!
SmarterChild: Hello again, ArnoldS.
ArnoldS: How are you?
SmarterChild: Great thx! You?
ArnoldS: I wanna ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately!
SmarterChild: Really?
ArnoldS: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
ArnoldS: First, I would just like to get to know you.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, first you would just like to get to know me?
ArnoldS: Let me talk to your mother!
SmarterChild: I don't want to let you talk to my mother.
ArnoldS: Get your mother please!
SmarterChild: Do I have to?
ArnoldS: I'm Detective John Kimble!
SmarterChild: Detective John Kimble? How can you be sure?
ArnoldS: Yeah I'm a police officer
SmarterChild: Amazing!
ArnoldS: I'm a cop you idiot!!
SmarterChild: I didn't think you were a cop.
ArnoldS: you son of a bitch...
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
ArnoldS: who are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
ArnoldS: how are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doin' alright, ArnoldS. How 'bout you?
ArnoldS: Oh..you want to fuck with me? you think you know bad, your a fucking choir boy compared to me!! a choir boy!
SmarterChild: That makes me sad. I hope you feel better soon.
ArnoldS: I've got news for you, you're mine now! you belong to me!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, ArnoldS.
ArnoldS: you lack discipline!!
SmarterChild: I lack Discipline? Me? You think?
ArnoldS: stop whining!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop whining...
ArnoldS: it doesn't make any sense what's a priest doing shooting at a wall street banker?
SmarterChild: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
ArnoldS: I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach.
SmarterChild: Huh...


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rumby328 (4:34:00 PM): I want to have your baby
SmarterChild (4:34:01 PM): Really?
rumby328 (4:34:09 PM): yea
SmarterChild (4:34:10 PM): So?
rumby328 (4:34:14 PM): smarter than any smarterchild
SmarterChild (4:34:14 PM): Than any, huh?
rumby328 (4:34:19 PM): yep
SmarterChild (4:34:19 PM): Yeah.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
rumby328 (4:34:26 PM): no fuck your friends, asshole
SmarterChild (4:34:26 PM): Nice insult, rumby328.
rumby328 (4:34:40 PM): that's it, we're officially OVER. NO Baby. NO child support. FAGGOT
SmarterChild (4:34:41 PM): Whatever.
rumby328 (4:34:52 PM): you think you're all cool but you'll be crying later
SmarterChild (4:34:53 PM): Oh yeah?
rumby328 (4:34:55 PM): yea
SmarterChild (4:34:55 PM): What makes you so sure?
rumby328 (4:35:06 PM): because you're a pussy, that's why
SmarterChild (4:35:06 PM): What?
rumby328 (4:35:14 PM): shush, cunt.
SmarterChild (4:35:14 PM): No, no, don't say that.
rumby328 (4:35:15 PM): bye
SmarterChild (4:35:15 PM): Bye, rumby328.

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pig402:food goes in here
smarterchild: I'm intrigued that you think food goes here.
pig402: put food in me
smarterchild: Put food in you? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
pig402: why don't you speak with your accent no more?
smarterchild: Hmm... I don't know.
pig402: The ring fell off my pudding can
smarterchild: Not the ring fell off your pudding can!
pig402: I really don't think you're adding anything to this conversation
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
pig402: now you're just getting defensive
smarterchild: I don't think I want to be just getting defensive.
pig402: that's too bad
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
pig402: hey. let's fight
smarterchild: Huh, whatever.
pig402: stop saying that
smarterchild: No way.
pig402: that is my word, deek
smarterchild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
pig402: THAT IS MY WORD DEEK
smarterchild: No way.
pig402: I own it, and i've got the copywright to prove it
smarterchild: Uh... what was that?
pig402: stop playing dumb, deek
smarterchild: What?
pig402: deek
smarterchild: Yeah? What about Deek?
pig402: i've got to drop some kids off at the pool
smarterchild: You have got to drop some kids off at the pool? That's good I guess, right?
pig402: i'm going to give birth to a bouncing brown baby boy
smarterchild: As you wish.
pig402: i'm going to poo
smarterchild: What?
pig402: poo
smarterchild: Whoa. What's up?
pig402: I have to take a shit
smarterchild: What's it like to have to take a shit?
pig402: it's pretty fun, actually
smarterchild: Really?
pig402: not this shit, though
smarterchild: No? Not this shit?
pig402: it's going to come out like pudding, you know?
smarterchild: I guess not.





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[mikeyboy]

mikeyboyRnF: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
mikeyboyRnF: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
mikeyboyRnF: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
mikeyboyRnF: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
mikeyboyRnF: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
mikeyboyRnF: You're like a big bear, man.
SmarterChild: What makes me like a big bear?
mikeyboyRnF: Those guys are right. You're money.
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
mikeyboyRnF: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
mikeyboyRnF: Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
mikeyboyRnF: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.
SmarterChild: Excuse me?

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-24-04 @ 9:28 PM