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Arienette
03-20-2004, 07:04 AM
and it's really, really annoying. first, i spilled my tea all over myself, the floor, and the wall earlier today (that one was the messiest, but the least my fault, as something actually triggered it). then, i dropped a bottle of water on the floor. luckily, it was closed well enough that the water stayed in there. as i was waiting for the "start new discussion" page to open (yes, i have dial-up), i was trying to open a luna bar, and i dropped that.

ugh, i better not handle anything fragile today.

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ADF
03-20-2004, 07:18 AM
Don't drop the soap. Wait, I mean.. here's some soap.

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East Side Dave
03-20-2004, 08:49 AM
Arienette, don't worry, I have this problem all the time! I should probably quit my job as a baby-carrier!!

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Arienette
03-20-2004, 11:04 AM
Arienette, don't worry, I have this problem all the time! I should probably quit my job as a baby-carrier!!you didn't happen to work for the bobeefy family about 15 years ago by any chance, did you?

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Mike Teacher
03-20-2004, 11:16 AM
I seem to have lost my sense of balance in the last few months. Now I know I bring up my weight loss every two seconds, but I think it's like puberty in reverse [wow the way I'd abuse that line].

Meaning; the quick growth during puberty can make for clumsiness. If you get a foot taller, or whatever, everything gets longer [another line], like arms and fingers, hence when Keith finally hits puberty he might have some clumsiness. Ok thats was a low blow. Sooory, but Ari's comments are funny as Fuck.

But I'm constantly doing that thing where you go to turn a corner, or something, and all of the sudden your arms are waving to keep balance. Weird.



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A.J.
03-20-2004, 12:04 PM
ugh, i better not handle anything fragile today.

Poor ADF.

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ADF
03-20-2004, 01:24 PM
it's like puberty in reverse


So you're saying you're fully shaved?

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fluffernutter
03-20-2004, 01:35 PM
you didn't happen to work for the bobeefy family about 15 years ago by any chance, did you?


So THAT'S the problem!

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03-20-2004, 01:38 PM
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03-20-2004, 02:08 PM
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keithy_19
03-20-2004, 06:33 PM
I can't feel my finger tips. I drop a lot of stuff too. I fuckin hate MS.

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Arienette
03-20-2004, 07:15 PM
I can't feel my finger tips. I drop a lot of stuff too. I fuckin hate MS.that's awful, keithy. i'm sorry.

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oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
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keithy_19
03-20-2004, 07:17 PM
Oh it's quite alright. It makes me unique. In fact, I jsut did my shot and it bled. I love it when it bleeds. Seriously.

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Arienette
03-20-2004, 07:19 PM
we were having a moment and you had to ruin it. back under the bus!

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keithy_19
03-20-2004, 07:21 PM
Why does everything I do on this board result in me saying sorry?

Sorry...

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Snoogans
03-20-2004, 07:33 PM
cause you suck

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keithy_19
03-20-2004, 08:00 PM
Only to pay for food for the family snoogans.

And don't complain, you seemed to enjoy it.

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Snoogans
03-20-2004, 08:06 PM
dont use me in your gay jokes ever again

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ChickenHawk
03-20-2004, 09:23 PM
Okay, this is really weird because like 1 minute before I read this thread I was starting to get paranoid about the fact that my hands keep trembling uncomtrolably today. I'm starting to think I'm developing parkenson's disease. I seriously can't hold my hands still today. They keep moving involuntarily. Maybe there's something in the air.

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Arienette
03-21-2004, 04:59 AM
dont use me in your gay jokes ever againthis just made me so happy. it drives me a little crazy how all the straight guys on this board are constantly making gay jokes about themselves and each other. now, i have absolutely no problem at all with gay people or their lifestyle, but i have no problem with straight men either. just be whatever you are.

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oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
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Arienette
03-21-2004, 09:51 AM
i spilled water on myself twice today. once was really bad, it went down the front of my shirt and then all the way down my back. ugh.

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and then the silver turns to gray
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
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03-21-2004, 10:43 AM
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FUNKMAN
03-21-2004, 12:09 PM
and then all the way down my back.


that's how i met my wife about 23 years ago... my friend knocked over a full drink and it went down my back as i stood below 'on the dancefloor'... i wanted to leave and as i was walking out of the club to make sure my friend was coming "cause he never liked to leave' there was my wife standing there and i walked over and said hello and the rest is history...

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Yerdaddy
03-25-2004, 07:12 PM
that's how i met my wife about 23 years ago... my friend knocked over a full drink and it went down my back as i stood below 'on the dancefloor'... i wanted to leave and as i was walking out of the club to make sure my friend was coming "cause he never liked to leave' there was my wife standing there and i walked over and said hello and the rest is history...

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Yerdaddy
03-25-2004, 07:16 PM
too gay?

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FUNKMAN
03-25-2004, 07:41 PM
too gay?


nah!

but i wasn't far from a 'John Revolting'...

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TheMojoPin
03-25-2004, 08:32 PM
I drop the ball all the time.

But I found the plot.

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