I always wanted to try have sex with a dike

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I mean I don't see what the big deal is. It's a female and it's a vagina. I know I like vagina. I know some of you are going to say well "that means you really want to have sex with a guy" but I don't. I just want to do a chick who is really anti dick. I know it's weird kind of but is there anyone else here who is with me?

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[ChickenHawk]

Have you tried rape?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I always wanted to try have sex with a dike


you haven't already? you should go work on that

[reeshy]

I just want to do a chick who is really anti dick


Are you trying to say that all chicks that you fuck don't like your dick???

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[Reephdweller]

I know I like vagina



Me too. Pussy's rock!

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[Jack_Doff]

I have a hard enough time convincing girls who like dick to have sex with me. Why would I try to convince a girl who didn't?

[Doctor Manhattan]

Ben Affleck seems to know about this.

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[FUNKMAN]

me too, for years - Melissa Etheridge ever since 'Like The Way I Do' came out

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[TooCute]

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Why would I try to convince a girl who didn't?


Because I would be up for the challenge.

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[Jack_Doff]

Because I would be up for the challenge.



Have you tried Rubik's Cube?

[Iamnotatool]

Have you tried rape?



Yes, funfunfun.

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[Uncle Smokey]

Does she have to be anti-male or just anti-having sex with you? Judging by this thread, Im thinking you won't need a search party to find the latter.

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[AngelAmy]

he just wants to have sex with someone who doesnt know that he isnt a good lay.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I just want to see if I can bring them back to our team.

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[Furtherman]

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Yea, you could do it.

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[PanterA]

How would you have sex with a water dam?

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[Iamnotatool]

Very carefully...

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[Uncle Smokey]

Im thinking it's his only chance to put his dick in something wet.

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[NITRON]

Does bisexual women qualify, you know, the ones in threesomes?
How about those who "experiment" with men.

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[FUNKMAN]

would you make love to a dyke

would you make love to her on a bike

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Ive always wanted to fuck a dyke duck

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[FUNKMAN]

Ive always wanted to fuck a dyke duck


would you eat her if she quacked

would you eat her front and back

would you could you on a bike

would you could you eat that dyke

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Im thinking it's his only chance to put his dick in something wet.


Funny....



Does bisexual women qualify, you know, the ones in threesomes?


No. I was thinking more along the lines of Rosie O' Donell or Ellen. I always wanted to do a dike like that. Just to see if I could turn them out

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[monsterone]

so you want to fuck a lumberjack with a vag??? is that what i'm reading?

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i went down on a lesbian friend of mine in a hotel after a party in DC.

she loved the head... hated the sex.

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[Iamnotatool]

JC, she was just lazy!


I think one of if not the nicest compliments I've gotten sexually was when my ex told me I licked her better then any girl she's been with, and she's done her share, with and without me. We're at the point of brutal honesty, and while she could be lying, I tend to think its my 12 inch toungue.


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[sr71blackbird]

Would you, could you in a boat?
Would you, could you with a goat?


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[Iamnotatool]

Um. No, but thats just me.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I have a strange sense of adventure. So sue me!

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