I wanted to help the poor turttle

[ag]

Driving home from work today this guy in this minivan swreved for what i thought was no appraent reason until I saw this Big ass turttle in the middle of the road, unfortunalty I hit it slightly so I wanted to be a good person and move it off of the road, that is until some assswipe come flying down the road at like 60 and just nails the thing into a million pieces. I wanted to puke seeing that

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[Furtherman]

Driving into Sea Isle City when I was a kid we'd pull over and help the turtles cross the roads. Sometimes we'd keep them for a week or so, then released them.

Now we just feed them to the gulls, but I do like toytles. Toytles!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

i nailed a small deer doing 65 and never hit the brake... he/she flew in the air well above 10 feet, into the grassy divider, and rolled over from what i could see at least 7 or 8 times...

a trooper had just passed on the other side and i was doing 68, i took my foot off the gas and began looking in my sideview to see if he was gonna turn around. soon as i looked up and after i started to accelerate BOOM! it ran right in front of me...

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[ag]

wow wow as in "WOW
acronym Whip `Em Out Wednesday (O&A; 1995)????" It aint quite Wednesday yet but hell its really Whenever right? Just out of curiosity why DO you care so much John? I mean ya I know how I spelled it, but spelling it wrong or even spelling it right who cares? Get over it Im too lazy to care, Im not typing some english paper here or some formal letter, ITS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD RELAX! Thnx! And if it bothers you so much Dont read it, thats pretty easy right?

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[Katylina]

Hey Ant-- why don't you hit him over the head with a beer bottle?????


I knew this guy in high school who saw a turtle on the side of the road, stopped his van, and put the turtle on his back. Isn't that awful???

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[ag]

Hey Ant-- why don't you hit him over the head with a beer bottle?????
Nah Im not like that anymore, only if I get licked on the faces from another guy, then maybe.

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[sr71blackbird]

I only hit one animal by accident, I was driving down a dark road behind this other car when he ran over what I thought was a bag in the road, but as I approached it ( I was going fast) I saw at the last second it was a dog and it went right under the car and I heard it thump as it went under. I felt like shit, but I really had no power to stop and the other guy probably was really to blame. The way it happened and what I saw with the guy not slowing down or anything really made me think it was a bag that had blown onto the road and under his car. God, I still see it! The other time I had an encounter with an animal in the road was a Canada Geese that suddenly walked out as I was driving and it stood there hissing at me as I wacked it in the tail and I saw it in my rearview mirror spinning around behind me like a break dancer with feathers flying around. Boof!

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[FUNKMAN]

i had a deer run face first into the drivers side of my car... i had what looked to be an '8 inch key dragging' mark. i would have to imagine it was his teeth or and antler... either way he probably had a nice headache... i was going around 50mph

i've hit:

fox, deer, cat, rabbit, skunk, hawk, squirrels, frogs, possums, raccoons

i hit a possum on 'of all place' the NJ Turnpike... it was like running over a bowling ball

never hit a dog or a person...

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[Tazz]

You're right. It was unnecessary and rude. I withdraw my comment. Please forgive me.

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[ADF]

Hey, it's spelled "turtttle."

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i'd mow this fucker down in a second:

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[Snoogans]

thats fuckin cool.
i follow by sayini dont advocate that, and would never do something like that, i would have also stopped for the turtle. but still its one of those things i wish i had seen

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

turtle on his back... that sounds familiar could that be MY husband? I know I heard that story before.

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[Katylina]

turtle on his back... that sounds familiar could that be MY husband? I know I heard that story before.


It most certainly was!

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

i figured as much, did anyone turn the turtle back to his feet when the evil husband of mine left? lol

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[Katylina]

Your husband was by himself, so I am assuming that somewhere out there, there is a dead turtle lying on his back.

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[furie]

what were you doing driving in the ocean?


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i've hit:

fox, deer, cat, rabbit, skunk, hawk, squirrels, frogs, possums, raccoons


Is there a drive thru petting zoo near you or something?

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[Katylina]

Is there a drive thru petting zoo near you or something?



Hahahahahaha! He lures the animal in with the feeding bottles and then smacks them with his car.

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I hit a bat once. Believe me, that motherfucker was beyond help.

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I used to go "Bat fishing" at night I never hooked one though... surprisingly they did bite though.

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[Furtherman]

Timmy the tortoise dies aged 160 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/3607053.stm)

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