I cried...

[zoom2457]

during the "Unicorn Song" by the Irish Rovers. Because the unicorns didn't get on Noah's ark and they all drowned...



"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[Tall_James]

I was pissed that Noah put the humpty-back camels and the chimpanzees together.

The chimps were not only throwing their own feces around the ark, they were hurling giant mounds of camel dung at anything that moved.


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[East Side Dave]

And why the fuck would he put rats and cats on the ark before the unicorns?? Was he drunk?!?!?

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[Tall_James]

And why the fuck would he put rats and cats on the ark before the unicorns??

Damn right Dave! And he put the rats and cats with the elephants. Was he on crack? There'd be nothing but bloody stains on the floor of that enclosure because with every step the elephants would take, a cat or rat would be crushed like an overripe melon!!!


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[Melrapuo]

The Unicorns called Noah a fat-assed nothing, and Noah told them they would regret it.

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[East Side Dave]

Damn right Dave! And he put the rats and cats with the elephants. Was he on crack? There'd be nothing but bloody stains on the floor of that enclosure because with every step the elephants would take, a cat or rat would be crushed like an overripe melon!!!

Agreed, James!! And just what kind of code is "sure-as-your-born" anyway?!?! I says we kick that Commie Noah out of power and take over the animal-capture-and-arking business!! We'll make a damn fortune!! Yeeehhaaww!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I think Noah put the ducks and the beavers a little too close together

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An oldie, but a goodie!

[East Side Dave]

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What the hell? That fucker is the John Merrick of animals!!!

















ps- you'd think the elephant is the John Merrick of animals but it's not....that animal is.....

*crying*

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[Tall_James]

This is what happens when you let the dalmations and hyenaes rape the rats.

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That was no pleasure cruise...that was a TERROR CRUISE for the smaller, more seductive animals.


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[Furtherman]

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[reeshy]

This is what happens when you let the dalmations and hyenaes rape the rats.

http://www.drzoolittle.net/dcrested4.jpg

That was no pleasure cruise...that was a TERROR CRUISE for the smaller, more seductive animals.


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I'd do it!!!!!

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

that poor dog looks like he tripped and fell in a pool of herpes. where did you get that picture from?

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[East Side Dave]

where did you get that picture from?



Where do you think? NAMBLA.com!!!

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[A.J.]

the "Unicorn Song"

I cry whenever I hear that song -- because I hate it.

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[Katylina]

I cried when the horse sunk into the quick sand in the Neverending Story. Actually when I was little and first saw it, I cried, screamed and insisted that my grandfather take me home because of the horse going into the quicksand. I still get uncomfortable when I watch it.

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[Arienette]

this is the only thing unicorn that makes me cry:

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and then the silver turns to gray
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[keithy_19]

Has anyone ever had a Unicorn sub!? Fucking delicious! It makes me wanna get up and dance a jig that will scare Mr. Raisin away from my bed.

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