When the Chick is Away, I...

[Mike Teacher]

... really get a LOT of work done!

This place is a frickin Pig Sty; and she's off to see her Mom for the weekend, and God-Damn I am getting so much done.

Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. It blows donkey dick but when I can't find stuff I go Hulk and that's been happening a bit too often, so it is great that I'm getting shit where it's supposed to be: CDs, CD-Roms, Books, Magazines, Garbage, do I really need to keep that Owner's Manual? Will I ever really use this Software again?

I never thought I'd see the day where I have a 100 CD spindle Filled with CDs that can't find their jewel cases and vice versa.

Where the FUCK is my 'Best of Wang Chung' CD? It's got 'To Live and Die in LA' Ron loves that movie, and would be digging on that song if I could find it.

The orphaned jewel case mocks me.

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Q: Do you get more stuff done with or without your Sig Other around? Chick, Dude, Wife [my case], Hubby, Metrosexual friend, whatever; I don't know what this says but wow I get a lot done, maybe because there's no one to whine to.

Cleaning; bills, homework, all that stuff, do you get more done when THEY arent around?

And How Cool is it to find stuff you were looking for, or forgot about..

Shit, where my FUCKING WANG CHUNG!!?!
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[DJEvelEd]

There's less sperm around when my girl is away.

Less tampons clogging the pipes too.

I miss getting my red wings and that irony taste on my tongue when I'm riding her Menstral Cycle.

Thanks Katylina, Monsterone, you make the shittiest sigs.
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[BooBooKittyFuck]

thats not what i heard... i heard theres more sperm and it is all over your keyboard or roommate.. i forget the details

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[Katylina]

Less tampons clogging the pipes too.


LIES LIES LIES-- I do not flush my tampons-- I wrap and toss.

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[DJEvelEd]

Oh Yeah? Well what about the time that your hanging tampon string got wrapped around one of your turds and pulled it down the drain with it? Huh? HUH???









Ok maybe it was my Mom. I forget. I see so many toilet clogs.

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[FUNKMAN]

i get more done when my wife is at work or sleeping... otherwise we get in each others way

i work evenings so i'll do laundry, clean house, run errands during the day while she's in work. and on my 3 days off i'll often be doing the laundry and mopping the kitchen at 1 or 2 am in the morning. then i get the foodshopping done and have dinner ready, run kids to softball and basketball games/practices, CCD, friends houses. Take care of the lawn, pool, gardens, cars, shoveling, house repairs. Make love to her with reckless abandon several times per day and supply her with orgasm after orgasm while foregoing my own... you know, the usual guy stuff...

and i can't be sitting around when she's doing her housework OH NO!... she gets pissed GOD FORBID she would do some work while i'm relaxing...



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[monsterone]

look below my sig to know what happens when the chick is away...

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[JerseyRich]

Shit, where my FUCKING WANG CHUNG!!?!


So, you tie up your Vietnamese man-servant and ask him to point out where your manhood is?

Sounds like a fun weekend to me Mr. Black!


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[Tall_James]

My wife and kids were supposed to visit friends of hers in Westchester this weekend. I was looking forward to getting a lot of stuff done around the house and getting done a lot of shit that I had been putting off.

However, some burning tanker truck melted a bridge on 95 and the traffic logistics, coupled with 2 kids under 2, made my wife rethink the trip and I can't blame her.




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[Duke]

everybody have fun tonight everbody wang chung tonight

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 4-1-04 @ 7:50 PM