What's The Most You've Ever Eaten?

[Melrapuo]

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Tonight I ate an entire pie of chicken pizza, and I can practically feel my arteries clogging up. This is probably the most I've ever eaten. Anyway, whats the most you've ever eaten during a single meal?

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[Arienette]

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[JPMNICK]

well, there was this gang bang...

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NICE!

I always eat the most on christmas eve. My family is Italian and it is tradition to eat 7 different fish on christmas eve. Last year i ate 4 whole lobsters, 2 plates of linguini with lobster sauce, about 10 big fried shrimp. Scungili salad, 2 sardines, and this eel dish in vigegar. I am stuffed by the end of the night, but it was great.

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[FUNKMAN]

a full grown woman...

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[Arienette]

I always eat the most on christmas eve. My family is Italian and it is tradition to eat 7 different fish on christmas eve. Last year i ate 4 whole lobsters, 2 plates of linguini with lobster sauce, about 10 big fried shrimp. Scungili salad, 2 sardines, and this eel dish in vigegar. I am stuffed by the end of the night, but it was great. that's only five. no presents for you!

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[JPMNICK]

i will also have 2 small pieces of something else, like fried calamari or something, But the lobster is the best part. I make sure I do eat all 7 or else my grandma will have a fit.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

about 13 drops of LSD, along with several bumps of other random substances here and there...all tempered by lots of dank nuggets.

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[high fly]

Must've been crappy acid.

Melraupro, sorry, you are an amateur.

Back when I was a teenager and into my 20s, my best friend and I would hit the Pizza Hut on "All-You-Can-Eat Night" and see who could eat the most.
Mike always won, usually downing 36-38 slices, whereas I topped out around 35.
I was 6 foot tall, 160.
He was 5-10, 150.
I also used to get out a big mixing bowl and pour a whole box of cereal into it, then dump about a third of a cup of sugar on it, add milk and chow down on some Sugar Pops.
I also ate 2 boxes of Chex cereal in one sitting.

We played a lot of basketball to burn it all off.


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[kc7586]

high fly have u considered doing that hot dog eating contest thing? god damn thats a lot of food....

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