So I went to a transexual's house today...

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

First and foremost I want to say I didn't knowly go to her house thinking she was one. I got this chick's number from a friend and he told me to call her up because she was a freak. So I call her up and we talked and she was talking some real freaky shit to me. She was asking me about my dick size and how recently I last got some and she then invited me over to her house this morning. I go over there strapped with condoms and ready for whatever. When I go there I see this girl poking her head out from the window and she buzzes me in from downstairs. She opens up the door and she lets me in. She had a cute face and body and all. She didn't really have big breast. But the first thing I notice was how big her hands and feet were. I think to myself damn. So we sit around talking for a while and after a couple of hours she leads me to her bedroom where she says we can watch some cable. I'm like cool but I am also a little leary. After about an hour of watching tv and shit she tells me she asks me if I would do something for her. I said depends on what it is. She asks me to show her my dick. I do it and she asks to me jerk off too. I told her I wouldn't be doing anything until she showed me some ass and tits. She absolutely refuses. She says she won't show me anything b/c she is shy. I start freaking out! All sorts of thoughts start racing through my head. Everything start adding up. So I promptly pull my pants up and got the fuck out there. I mean she/he says had a baby 3 weeks ago. When I was there I didn't see a baby. So what do you guys think?

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[FUNKMAN]

i think you're lucky to get out of there without being assaulted or worse.... you're taking a chance with your well-being. And i would imagine your friend may have went through with 'something' with this person, but not definitely...

meet a nice girl and have fun and fuck each others brains out...

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[Melrapuo]

After about an hour of watching tv

Well even I would notice something was a little weird if I spent an hour watching THIS...

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[serVice]

Did she make you listen to her band.
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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Did she make you listen to her band.


LoL no.

I talked to my friend about this and he said that she probably didn't want to have sex cuz she just had a baby 3 weeks ago. But then again I never saw the baby and why wouldn't your baby be with you if you just had it 3 weeks ago.?

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[Cybersoldier]

Did she make you listen to her band.


LoL no.

I talked to my friend about this and he said that she probably didn't want to have sex cuz she just had a baby 3 weeks ago. But then again I never saw the baby and why wouldn't your baby be with you if you just had it 3 weeks ago.?


She might have left the kid with the father or grandparents, but under the situation I might have acted the same way you did

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[serVice]

i don't understand why you think that the girl was a tranny. The situation you've written don't lend itself well to the idea that the girl had to be a tranny.
While the big hands and feet may give some credibility to the idea, its still not that much of an indicator, unless you noticed an adams apple.
The being shy part may be nothing more than exactly what your friend said; about it being because of her having a kid recently.
And, as for not seeing a baby, if the phone conversation with the girl had been sexual, and with your friend saying that the girl was freaky, isn't it possible that she didn't want a newborn infant in the apartment with the possibility of hot sex going on?

Then again maybe i'm wrong on all accounts, and your friend was just trying to set you up with a TrannySurprise.
(i'm not going to put the link here, since its not work or most home friendly, but i'm sure it can be figured out if need be.)

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[reeshy]

While the big hands and feet may give some credibility to the idea, its still not that much of an indicator, unless you noticed an adams apple.


I think that you might want to check out something else more important....ahem!!!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

Were you making out with her during any point? If so...

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[Iamnotatool]

Me thinks Rocky couldn't get none from the local whore, so now he's saying she had an adams apple.


Whats the joke about not being able to get laid in a whorehouse w/ a handful of 100's? Oh yeah, it starts "rockoutwyourcockout.....

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Were you making out with her during any point?


NO

I was trying to get her to take off something so that I could see if she had a branch or not. I don't really like kissing all that much.



Me thinks Rocky couldn't get none from the local whore, so now he's saying she had an adams apple.


Nope I'm a player for real!

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[Jennitalia]

I wouldn't do you with the Tranny's dick.

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Was he/she a fan of Madonna?

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[Jack_Doff]

Regardless of whether or not it was a chick or tranny, I would have bolted purely on the fact that I could spank it in the privacy of my own home without having to waste hours watching TV or talking.

[JPMNICK]

Did her voice sound funny? How old was this chick? And was there baby stuff anywhere around? Even if the baby was somewhere else, there still should have been something around. A crib, a bottle, anything. And fuck TV watching, you went there with a job to do. It was not socialize. She knew why you were coming over. Unless it was a man, then your job was the beat him senseless and run out after you clean your fingerprints off anything you may have touched.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Did her voice sound funny?


No it sounded regular



How old was this chick?


20


And was there baby stuff anywhere around?


Yes there was but no baby....Makes no sense if you just had the baby 3 weeks ago. I would think the baby should be there with you.



Don't you have a girlfriend?


Naw I'm single now.

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[JPMNICK]

I think you have to wait a certain amount of time after you have a baby to have sex. Hopefully the doc put in an extra sitch for ya. Anyway maybe she had stretch marks or something that she is embarrased about. Or maybe she had a c-section. Being 20, she prolly let her mom watch the baby or something for the night. Maybe she is shopping for a new baby daddy and he mom is ok with that. You should have grabbed in between the legs and squeezed. See what you felt.

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[Hosp]

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Dude, I see why you had to pull it out and jack for it.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 4-14-04 @ 1:02 PM

[Hoojibs]

Thanks Hosp. I just finished eating before I looked at that.

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[Iamnotatool]

Don't you have a girlfriend?


Yeah, her name is Steve

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

You should have grabbed in between the legs and squeezed. See what you felt.


I thought about that but I was afraid she would have knocked me out with her huge man hands.

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[IrishAlkey]

Fuck it from behind.

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[hyperspace]

uhhh so can i get her number????

[jeffdwright2001]

uhhh so can i get her number????
Way to take one for the team hyper

[Hottub]

Fuck it from behind.



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[Hosp]

Fuck it from behind.


That's your answer to everything...



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[hyperspace]

ahh anyone...i mean anything i can do to help out! sounds like a chick with large hands and feet anyway.

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I don't really like kissing all that much.
then you'd better reconsider the whole doing guys thing. i don't think too many chicks are gonna go for that.

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Faggots don't kiss because they just had hairy manass for lunch, and hairy manass for dinner.

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I know how you feel. I had a girl at work, who looks like this http://www.collectorsconnection.org/imagesd/31a588.jpg and has the big man hands try to rub up against me. I had to put a stop to that real quick.

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oh please that happens to me every day..... :)

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

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[IrishAlkey]

Before I make any jokes, which part of the story happens to you every day?

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[Hosp]

Guys thinking she's a guy because of her large hands and feet?

Or having women that you aren't 100% sure are women have you play with yourself in front of them?



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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

She called me up today and invited me over but I was like "no thank", I'm upset now that I gave her my number.

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You'll be back at the tranny's house. A part of you loved it.

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You need to go over there and find out if she is or isn't. If not for you, do it for us. we need to know.

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[jeffdwright2001]

You need to go over there and find out if she is or isn't. If not for you, do it for us. we need to know.

Yes please. Don't leave us hangin'

[FUNKMAN]

maybe she'e like the banana slug and has a vagina and a penis. so all you have to do is 'with one hand lift the penis' as you gain entry to the vagina with your own penis...

now that wouldn't be gay???????????????

seriously, if there were baby items around then it's probably a girl. you should just come right out and ask her and if she says yes and you go back to her place 'just take it real slow' no pun intended...

then again, where is the baby, or the father of the baby?



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[JPMNICK]

Maybe "she" is the father. And the reason there is baby stuff there is because "she" gets the baby on weekends". the reason the baby is never there during the week is because the real mother has her. Now it is all starting to make sense. Either way, let me know the date you are going to be on Jerry Springer so I can tape it.

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Nice job unravelling that one, nick.

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[SuperClerk]

Are you filling in for Horde King? That was brilliant.


Are you saying that HK would fuck it from behind?

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What's her proffession? If she works for UPS that should be some sort of red flag...

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[jeffdwright2001]

What's her proffession? If she works for UPS that should be some sort of red flag...

If the flag is red, it's a female.

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

You need to go over there and find out if she is or isn't. If not for you, do it for us. we need to know.



To tell you the truth I am a little curious to see if she is a woman or not. If she is a man I'm getting the fuck out of there. I'll find out if she is a female by having her take off her clothes and when i verify that I am going to smash that vagina. Never the less, I'll make sure to tell you all how it goes.

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[Iamnotatool]

I think once you ask the he/she if in fact she is a woman, regardless of her whoriness, you might lose that tail. Since its obvious that this could in fact be the first time you have this opportunity to have sex, with someone else other than yourself, since you called it "smashing that vagina", you might just want to shove it in a whole and figure out the rest later. Anyone using those terms, ain't gonna have many more chances.


I think this he/she is probably just a she that, even after fucking every Tom, Dick, Harry, Sam, George, Steven, and Regina in town, still wouldn't take the time to fuck your ugly ass. This is what you are doing to passify your ego, acting like she might be a man.

Either way, just my 2cents, I think you look worse by creating this thread, because now
A) You admit that you aren't sure if its a guy or a girl. Now, I've seen tranny's before, and very VERY rarely do you see one that you aren't 100% sure of it being a tranny. I'd think all the "real good" tranny's are probably in Vegas or the City doing faggoty Broadway type Tranny things, whatever it is they do, not in some brokedown apartment, fucking everyone in your godawful town.

B) Thinking that it might in fact be a guy, but not being sure, I repeat, not being sure of the sex of this person you just met, still sat down to watch the tube for an hour.

I bet you had wood the whole time and if that man-beast made a move, you'da fucked its ass like it was your job, while giving HIM a reacharound to boot.


Filthy sailor.





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[serVice]

Read it.
Now, i will easily volunteer myself to go and find out if it is in fact a woman or man. Strictly for research purposes.

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[Melrapuo]

To tell you the truth I am a little curious to see if she is a woman or not. If she is a man I'm getting the fuck out of there. I'll find out if she is a female by having her take off her clothes and when i verify that I am going to smash that vagina. Never the less, I'll make sure to tell you all how it goes.

So are you saying that you found...IT...hot, even if you didn't know if IT was a man or a woman? Wow...you sure you wanna find out?

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[Hosp]

I was thinking the same thing. You'd have sex with a woman that you confused for a man?

Times are that rough?

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[jeffdwright2001]

Well, either he's sleeping it off, or he's now in several pieces and scattered throughout the city.

Either way, I'm disappointed that we are still waiting for the answer.

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Good morning transexual's house thread.
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[TheMojoPin]

I am going to smash that vagina.

Hulk-sex?

Now you all know to run if he starts screaming, "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!"

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[jeffdwright2001]

He's moved in and is helping raise the baby.

They'll alternate weeks on which one gets to be the "daddy".

[Hosp]

Now you all know to run if he starts screaming, "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!"


We'll, thats only if he sees "The Thing".

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"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!"

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They'll alternate weeks on which one gets to be the "daddy".


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[Iamnotatool]

How many times you think Rockout had his cock out with the heshe by now?

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Oh, 3 or 4.

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[jeffdwright2001]

The wedding date is set for May 15th.

They are flipping coins to decide who gets to claim the grooms side of the seating for their guests.

[TheMojoPin]

Since Rock didn't want to keep this thread going about how he loves the sight of man-hands stroking his junk, we'll go with the new one. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/38333/page/IT_S_A_WOMAN_______.htm)

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